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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-01-18, 02:46
Rainbow Dancer Rainbow Dancer is offline
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Default is it ok to show ur eruction to girls?

like sometimes in school i see a pretty girl and i get an eruction. are u supposed to tell the girl u got 1 because to me it seems like a complement u no like, if a girl is fat or ugly your not gonna get an eruction from them so wouldnt girls like that?
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Old 2007-01-18, 02:48
Astr0cide Astr0cide is offline
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Default Re: is it ok to show ur eruction to girls?

She'll be very flattered, even if she hits you/calls the police.
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Old 2007-01-18, 02:50
RogueWarheart RogueWarheart is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Rainbow Dancer:

like sometimes in school i see a pretty girl and i get an eruction. are u supposed to tell the girl u got 1 because to me it seems like a complement u no like, if a girl is fat or ugly your not gonna get an eruction from them so wouldnt girls like that?

Are you five years old? Your lack of grammar would lead me to believe that.
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Old 2007-01-18, 02:52
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Is it just me, or are people stupider this year?
 #5 
Old 2007-01-18, 03:15
Pilsu Pilsu is offline
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quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

Is it just me, or are people stupider this year?

Judging by how you fell for the troll so bad, yes



Flaunt your fat cock with pride! Women can flaunt their boobs in a bikini, just follow the same guideline and cover the urethal opening with a stamp with a string through it. Classy and hawt
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Old 2007-01-18, 03:21
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quote:Originally posted by Pilsu:

cover the urethal opening with a stamp with a string through it. Classy and hawt

Classy? Yes!

Hawt? Definitely.

I am a little concerned, though, about getting an erection that slides up the string ever so slowly.. and said string paper-cutting the opening into a horrible, bloody sideways smile.
 #7 
Old 2007-01-18, 03:27
InCasinoOut InCasinoOut is offline
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Default Re: is it ok to show ur eruction to girls?

Rainbow Dancer is hillarious.
 #8 
Old 2007-01-18, 03:32
Holy Shit Holy Shit is offline
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The word eruction made me laugh.
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Old 2007-01-18, 04:00
ScaryDangerous ScaryDangerous is offline
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Default Re: is it ok to show ur eruction to girls?

okay guys, this 9 year old needs our help.

nice grammar and spelling, by the way.

anyways, yes, tell the girl you got an "eruction" because girls find that very sexy.

not only is it a big compliment to most girls, but they will respect you for having the courage to tell them. BUT try and slap their butt or stare at their boobs when you tell them this. the older the girls the better, dont be afraid to tell a high school student or even a college student because chances are a bunch of guys tell them, but you can be more sincere(<-- this word means honest) about it.
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Old 2007-01-18, 04:12
RogueWarheart RogueWarheart is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Holy Shit:

The word eruction made me laugh.

Erections are explosive.
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Old 2007-01-18, 04:14
Gus Gus is offline
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quote:Originally posted by InCasinoOut:

Rainbow Dancer is hillarious.

No he's not. He's just a fucking annoying troll that we should have banned a LONG TIME AGO.
 #12 
Old 2007-01-18, 04:16
SHBA SHBA is offline
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it is not only okay it is encouraged.
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Old 2007-01-18, 04:23
Nameless Dude Nameless Dude is offline
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quote:Originally posted by SHBA:

it is not only okay it is encouraged.

It's not only just encouraged if you don't do it your gonna get shot

in they eye.
 #14 
Old 2007-01-18, 04:25
robyextreme robyextreme is offline
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Default Re: is it ok to show ur eruction to girls?

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

No he's not. He's just a fucking annoying troll that we should have banned a LONG TIME AGO.

I think you mean they not we.
 #15 
Old 2007-01-18, 04:26
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Default Re: is it ok to show ur eruction to girls?

Aludin. If there were two thumbs up, you could have them both.
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Old 2007-01-18, 04:38
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quote:Originally posted by Gus:

No he's not. He's just a fucking annoying troll that we should have banned a LONG TIME AGO.

I think he was banned a long time ago, and subsequently multiple times thereafter.

He still make me lawl (Yeah, thats right aludin, i went there) once in a while.
 #17 
Old 2007-01-18, 04:46
Gus Gus is offline
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See now, this is why we have Half Baked. For this half baked bullshit. S&A isn't for your half baked spam... And they need to reban him, with a fucking penis in his ear.
 #18 
Old 2007-01-18, 11:22
Mr.Happy Mr.Happy is offline
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Default Re: is it ok to show ur eruction to girls?

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

See now, this is why we have Half Baked. For this half baked bullshit. S&A isn't for your half baked spam... And they need to reban him, with a fucking penis in his ear.

Trolling isn't a bannable offence. People should be smart enough not to fall for it.
 #19 
Old 2007-01-18, 11:58
stab stab is offline
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A protected species this man is.

I am personally not a fan.
 #20 
Old 2007-01-18, 12:05
silverballs silverballs is offline
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Yes its alright but what you gotta do is show it to them and take a picture of there expressions then run off into the bushes but keep an eye on her see you wanna find out where she lives so you can give her *presents* at later dates and she'll eventually love you by getting a restraining order with your name on it.
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Old 2007-01-18, 13:48
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Default Re: is it ok to show ur eruction to girls?

When I have stemmed the flow of blood from my eyes, which is dripping onto the keyboard, I will close this.
 
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