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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-01-17, 14:09
PoseidonHurri PoseidonHurri is offline
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Default Uncircumcised + Jewish Girl

Something hit me last night.

I'm dating a girl that I REALLY like. We have great times together, and I thoroughly enjoy being around her. She's Jewish. I'm not. Nor am I circumcised.

Now, the topic has never come up, and we haven't had sex yet. The only penis reference that came up was her jokingly asking how big it is (to which I didn't reply..eep).

We're both college students, and we've both been in long term relationships -- her last one being a year ago, my last one being 2 months ago (both of which were 2+ years in length). We just started dating a couple of weeks ago.

Without making me feel bad on purpose, what do the people of S&A think?
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Old 2007-01-17, 14:12
Finn Finn is offline
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Default Re: Uncircumcised + Jewish Girl

If she's as cool as you make her sound then she won't care.
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Old 2007-01-17, 14:21
Flock Flock is offline
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Default Re: Uncircumcised + Jewish Girl

It shouldn't make a difference to how she feels.
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Old 2007-01-17, 14:21
stab stab is offline
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Yeah I think Finn put it nicely.
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Old 2007-01-17, 14:45
ZeroMalarki ZeroMalarki is offline
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Default Re: Uncircumcised + Jewish Girl

I figure she'll either love it or hate it, then get used to it either way.
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Old 2007-01-17, 15:49
Isabel Isabel is offline
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Default Re: Uncircumcised + Jewish Girl

Being of the jewish female population.. I say it depends on how religeous she is.

Weird looking or whatever she thinks of it, if she is a stickler for being kosher and other jewish laws... may be a problem. If she is pretty lax on it, and she is dating a gentile so she prolly is, I'd place my bets that it wont bother her more than anything else just a bit different than usual.
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Old 2007-01-17, 15:53
PoseidonHurri PoseidonHurri is offline
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Default Re: Uncircumcised + Jewish Girl

Thank you for the replies.

She isn't very religious now. Her family is, although she's quite secular. I'd say she even borders on certain pagan beliefs occasionally.

She was very religious all throughout her childhood and teen years.
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Old 2007-01-17, 16:06
AprenticeChemistBITCHS AprenticeChemistBITCHS is offline
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Default Re: Uncircumcised + Jewish Girl

If she has a problem with it dick slap her and yell out "BITCH dont fucking hate me because my parents wanted my PENIS to have ALL of its parts dont like my dick go fuck your rabbi bitch". NOrmally after this you'd say OHHH BURNNNNNNNNNNN BITCH but in this case she might think you are implying something else besides being immature and she might just start hitting you or hate you even more forever.
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Old 2007-01-17, 16:50
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quote:Originally posted by Flock:

It shouldn't make a difference how she feels.

Fixed.
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Old 2007-01-17, 18:14
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If it does bother her and you can see the relationship being serious, then you could always get it snipped...
 #11 
Old 2007-01-17, 19:08
Sick_Boy Sick_Boy is offline
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Default Re: Uncircumcised + Jewish Girl

She's retarded if she actually cares.
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Old 2007-01-17, 20:25
PoseidonHurri PoseidonHurri is offline
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Default Re: Uncircumcised + Jewish Girl

Again, thanks.

The early stages of a new relationship always send me spiraling into stupid questions like these. I always tell myself I'll never be suckered into feeling this way again. Yeah right.
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Old 2007-01-17, 20:30
Sick_Boy Sick_Boy is offline
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Default Re: Uncircumcised + Jewish Girl

quote:Originally posted by PoseidonHurri:

Again, thanks.

The early stages of a new relationship always send me spiraling into stupid questions like these. I always tell myself I'll never be suckered into feeling this way again. Yeah right.

I think most people can relate, lol. I know I sure can.
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Old 2007-01-17, 21:24
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Eh, if it was me, I'd just be like "hey honeykike, I have a shitload of foreskin, that cool?"
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Old 2007-01-17, 21:37
NiGhT PrOwLeR NiGhT PrOwLeR is offline
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Default Re: Uncircumcised + Jewish Girl

if you really like her and she dosent care for your foreskin worse comes to worse you could get it butchered
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Old 2007-01-17, 21:57
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quote:Originally posted by NiGhT PrOwLeR:

if you really like her and she dosent care for your foreskin worse comes to worse you could get it butchered

Yeah good point, I mean if an uncircumsied woman wanted to be with me I'd expect her to get that shit sorted out, if she really likes me.
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Old 2007-01-17, 22:28
stringfire stringfire is offline
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Default Re: Uncircumcised + Jewish Girl

Wait you still haven't fuck her. Wow what a jew. When you are alone with her just whip it out.And Say "Let my penis in" and her pussy should open for penetration.
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Old 2007-01-18, 03:09
A-dam A-dam is offline
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quote:Originally posted by stringfire:

Wait you still haven't fuck her. Wow what a jew. When you are alone with her just whip it out.And Say "Let my penis in" and her pussy should open for penetration.

For bonus jew points bring a staff and robe. Raise your staff triumphantly and yell OPEN SESAME, at the same time reveal your hard on.
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Old 2007-01-18, 03:19
Don Killuminati Don Killuminati is offline
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Default Re: Uncircumcised + Jewish Girl

if she has a problem with it, no woman is worth getting part of your dick cut off. although, tell her you'll do it if she gets her clit hood cut off.
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Old 2007-01-18, 03:57
AprenticeChemistBITCHS AprenticeChemistBITCHS is offline
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To the people saying get it cut your saying that if he gets serious with her he should go PAY(im sure expensive) to have a small part(I do realize its of no significance or length but still) of his dick cut off for her? When really isn't both a circumsized and uncircumzied dick look the same when hard(just what I heard)? And either way if she really has a problem with it she should be the one to change HER change would be mental his change would be getting surgery.



How do you think a girl would feel if you said "so yea sorry your tits are a little to small i really like you and want to be with you forever but sorry if we are going to be together you need to get a tit implants" theyd be pretty fucking pissed, this is almost same as that.
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Old 2007-01-18, 04:05
doornob_lightbulb doornob_lightbulb is offline
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Default Re: Uncircumcised + Jewish Girl

If she is dating someone that isn't jewish she shouldn't mind. Plus, the jewish rule is that guys have to be circumcised, not the women can only date guys that have been circumcised.
 
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