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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-01-17, 03:21
wOOt wOOt is offline
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Default Perfect Mate.

What's your idea of the perfect mate?
 #2 
Old 2007-01-17, 03:23
Astr0cide Astr0cide is offline
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Default Re: Perfect Mate.

A persocom from Chobits. Sweet, cute, friendly, and obedient, with a built-in MapQuest.
 #3 
Old 2007-01-17, 03:27
monsoonalrain monsoonalrain is offline
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Someone with enough balls to tell me what I can and can't do and keep me under control.

(Money is always nice too, since I'm a whoring little bitch.)
 #4 
Old 2007-01-17, 03:35
ShootingStar ShootingStar is offline
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a nice, goofy, fun, romantic, guy

=[
 #5 
Old 2007-01-17, 04:39
NiGhT PrOwLeR NiGhT PrOwLeR is offline
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Default Re: Perfect Mate.

Karolina...
 #6 
Old 2007-01-17, 04:59
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quote:Originally posted by monsoonalrain:

Someone with enough balls to tell me what I can and can't do and keep me under control.

(Money is always nice too, since I'm a whoring little bitch.)

well, at least you're honest.
 #7 
Old 2007-01-17, 06:26
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quote:Originally posted by ShootingStar:

a nice, goofy, fun, romantic, guy

=[

Hi

*waves shyly*
 #8 
Old 2007-01-17, 11:23
Mindless Xyzzyean Mindless Xyzzyean is offline
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Default Re: Perfect Mate.

As in counterpart....relationship, or friends?
 #9 
Old 2007-01-17, 12:37
Zonko Zonko is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Haelow:

Hi

*waves shyly*



Too timid. Puff out your chest and try again.
 #10 
Old 2007-01-17, 16:52
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quote:Originally posted by Astr0cide:

A persocom from Chobits. Sweet, cute, friendly, and obedient, with a built-in MapQuest.

I love Chii
 #11 
Old 2007-01-17, 16:58
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chii!! ^_^

i'd like to meet a girl that's half as nerdy as i am.

yar.
 #12 
Old 2007-01-18, 04:11
Haelow Haelow is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Mindless Xyzzyean:

As in counterpart....relationship, or friends?

WANNA FUCK N' SNUGGLE?!!
 #13 
Old 2007-01-18, 04:14
SHBA SHBA is offline
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Default Re: Perfect Mate.

-The most attractive women I could imagine

-Randomly likes to suck my cock

-Allows me to screw other women

-Anal

-Threesomes

-Never gaines weight

-Never bitches

-Smart enough to hold a conversation

-Stupid enough so that I am able to completely control her

-All relatives dead

-Rich
 #14 
Old 2007-01-18, 04:21
Influx Influx is offline
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Default Re: Perfect Mate.

Already found her, no need to describe because really, I can't. To much.
 #15 
Old 2007-01-18, 04:22
Khepri Khepri is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Influx:

Already found her, no need to describe because really, I can't. To much.

Him. :]
 #16 
Old 2007-01-18, 04:23
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Perfect is boring. Purefect is the way to go on it.
 #17 
Old 2007-01-18, 04:33
Bazzle Bazzle is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Euda:

Perfect is boring. Purefect is the way to go on it.

lol u didn't reference ur part time ho, that meens u dont <3 her and u can never t8ke that bak. lolol shield +10000 no matter what u sai.
 #18 
Old 2007-01-18, 06:44
genericwittyusername genericwittyusername is offline
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Default Re: Perfect Mate.

someone exactly like the last girl i dated but not a whore/someone who changes their mind every fucking week
 #19 
Old 2007-01-18, 20:54
senorfrog senorfrog is offline
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Default Re: Perfect Mate.

If you were suicidal would you want someone like yourself or would you want to kill them then?

Aside from that.... good kisser, high sex drive, and someone who could keep up with me mentally and physically. Hopefully rich because I'd rather not work if I could avoid it.
 #20 
Old 2007-01-19, 03:37
Orthodox Orthodox is offline
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Default Re: Perfect Mate.

See: Twisted_Ferret.

<3
 #21 
Old 2007-01-19, 04:19
buster_hymen buster_hymen is offline
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Charismatic enough to make me feel powerless against them, confident and with a sense of humour that can poke fun at anything; Creative, unconventional and a little random, appreciates the poetic or poignant moments in life (whether they're pleasant or unpleasant, happy or sad, etc.) Likes to seek the truth for truth's sake and is never passive-agressive or avoids conflict for the sake of avoiding conflict. Posesses a sort of quiet intensity, is very intune with their emotions while not being irrational. A little crazy, but in an endearing way. A bit more dominant and action oriented than I am, yet still able to sit still and get into long theoretical conversations.
 #22 
Old 2007-01-19, 04:20
ShootingStar ShootingStar is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Zonko:

Too timid. Puff out your chest and try again.

That made me laugh
 #23 
Old 2007-01-19, 04:33
Twisted_Ferret Twisted_Ferret is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Orthodox:

See: Twisted_Ferret.

<3

<3.

See: Orthodox.
 #24 
Old 2007-01-19, 05:00
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My "perfect mate" hasn't even been born yet.
 #25 
Old 2007-01-19, 06:42
immersionwarning immersionwarning is offline
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Default Re: Perfect Mate.

quote:Originally posted by buster_hymen:

Charismatic enough to make me feel powerless against them, confident and with a sense of humour that can poke fun at anything; Creative, unconventional and a little random, appreciates the poetic or poignant moments in life (whether they're pleasant or unpleasant, happy or sad, etc.) Likes to seek the truth for truth's sake and is never passive-agressive or avoids conflict for the sake of avoiding conflict. Posesses a sort of quiet intensity, is very intune with their emotions while not being irrational. A little crazy, but in an endearing way. A bit more dominant and action oriented than I am, yet still able to sit still and get into long theoretical conversations.

100% agreed
 #26 
Old 2007-01-19, 07:32
firekitty751 firekitty751 is offline
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Default Re: Perfect Mate.

Is there such thing?

The only complaints I have right now are that this guy has a terrible memory, feels the need to act mysterious and whatnot when we're hanging out with other people, and feels like he HAS to be the ridiculous one in the group. If he didn't have those traits, I doubt he'd be entirely perfect, but there isn't a whole lot more I'd ask for.

He's entirely honest, not afraid to call me out if I'm doing something stupid, incredibly sweet (I woke up to a text that said "You are sensational. fyi... if anybody else had said it, I'd have thought it was lame. But he sort of talks like that all the time... hard to explain), he's responsible, able to laugh at himself, and we always have a great time.
 #27 
Old 2007-01-20, 05:05
Bodombabe13 Bodombabe13 is offline
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Default Re: Perfect Mate.

tall, scruffy, long hair, metal-head, able to laugh at everything and everyone [even himself], cocky, likes to have sex, kinky sex, sarcastic, a little possesive, can hold a conversation, will playfight with me, biting is a +
 #28 
Old 2007-01-26, 05:05
bob.aka bob.aka is offline
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Default Re: Perfect Mate.

Frackle
 
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