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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-01-17, 03:21
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wOOt 
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Perfect Mate.
What's your idea of the perfect mate?
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#2
 2007-01-17, 03:23
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Astr0cide 
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Re: Perfect Mate.
A persocom from Chobits. Sweet, cute, friendly, and obedient, with a built-in MapQuest.
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#3
 2007-01-17, 03:27
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Re: Perfect Mate.
Someone with enough balls to tell me what I can and can't do and keep me under control.
(Money is always nice too, since I'm a whoring little bitch.)
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#4
 2007-01-17, 03:35
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ShootingStar 
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Re: Perfect Mate.
a nice, goofy, fun, romantic, guy
=[
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#5
 2007-01-17, 04:39
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NiGhT PrOwLeR 
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Re: Perfect Mate.
Karolina...
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#6
 2007-01-17, 04:59
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Re: Perfect Mate.
quote:Originally posted by monsoonalrain:
Someone with enough balls to tell me what I can and can't do and keep me under control.
(Money is always nice too, since I'm a whoring little bitch.)
well, at least you're honest.
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#7
 2007-01-17, 06:26
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Re: Perfect Mate.
quote:Originally posted by ShootingStar:
a nice, goofy, fun, romantic, guy
=[
Hi
*waves shyly*
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#8
 2007-01-17, 11:23
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Mindless Xyzzyean 
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Re: Perfect Mate.
As in counterpart....relationship, or friends?
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#9
 2007-01-17, 12:37
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Zonko 
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Re: Perfect Mate.
quote:Originally posted by Haelow:
Hi
*waves shyly*
Too timid. Puff out your chest and try again.
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#10
 2007-01-17, 16:52
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Re: Perfect Mate.
quote:Originally posted by Astr0cide:
A persocom from Chobits. Sweet, cute, friendly, and obedient, with a built-in MapQuest.
I love Chii 
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#11
 2007-01-17, 16:58
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the middle of nowhere
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Re: Perfect Mate.
chii!! ^_^
i'd like to meet a girl that's half as nerdy as i am.
yar. 
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#12
 2007-01-18, 04:11
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Haelow 
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Re: Perfect Mate.
quote:Originally posted by Mindless Xyzzyean:
As in counterpart....relationship, or friends?
WANNA FUCK N' SNUGGLE?!!
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#13
 2007-01-18, 04:14
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SHBA 
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Re: Perfect Mate.
-The most attractive women I could imagine
-Randomly likes to suck my cock
-Allows me to screw other women
-Anal
-Threesomes
-Never gaines weight
-Never bitches
-Smart enough to hold a conversation
-Stupid enough so that I am able to completely control her
-All relatives dead
-Rich
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#14
 2007-01-18, 04:21
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Influx 
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Re: Perfect Mate.
Already found her, no need to describe because really, I can't. To much.
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#15
 2007-01-18, 04:22
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Khepri 
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Re: Perfect Mate.
quote:Originally posted by Influx:
Already found her, no need to describe because really, I can't. To much.
Him. :]
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#16
 2007-01-18, 04:23
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Re: Perfect Mate.
Perfect is boring. Purefect is the way to go on it.
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#17
 2007-01-18, 04:33
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Bazzle 
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Re: Perfect Mate.
quote:Originally posted by Euda:
Perfect is boring. Purefect is the way to go on it.
lol u didn't reference ur part time ho, that meens u dont <3 her and u can never t8ke that bak. lolol shield +10000 no matter what u sai.
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#18
 2007-01-18, 06:44
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Re: Perfect Mate.
someone exactly like the last girl i dated but not a whore/someone who changes their mind every fucking week
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#19
 2007-01-18, 20:54
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senorfrog 
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Re: Perfect Mate.
If you were suicidal would you want someone like yourself or would you want to kill them then?
Aside from that.... good kisser, high sex drive, and someone who could keep up with me mentally and physically. Hopefully rich because I'd rather not work if I could avoid it.
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#20
 2007-01-19, 03:37
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Orthodox 
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Re: Perfect Mate.
See: Twisted_Ferret.
<3
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#21
 2007-01-19, 04:19
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Re: Perfect Mate.
Charismatic enough to make me feel powerless against them, confident and with a sense of humour that can poke fun at anything; Creative, unconventional and a little random, appreciates the poetic or poignant moments in life (whether they're pleasant or unpleasant, happy or sad, etc.) Likes to seek the truth for truth's sake and is never passive-agressive or avoids conflict for the sake of avoiding conflict. Posesses a sort of quiet intensity, is very intune with their emotions while not being irrational. A little crazy, but in an endearing way. A bit more dominant and action oriented than I am, yet still able to sit still and get into long theoretical conversations.
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#22
 2007-01-19, 04:20
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ShootingStar 
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Re: Perfect Mate.
quote:Originally posted by Zonko:
Too timid. Puff out your chest and try again.
That made me laugh
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#23
 2007-01-19, 04:33
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Re: Perfect Mate.
quote:Originally posted by Orthodox:
See: Twisted_Ferret.
<3
<3.
See: Orthodox. 
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#24
 2007-01-19, 05:00
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Wherever I lay my hat
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Re: Perfect Mate.
My "perfect mate" hasn't even been born yet.
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#25
 2007-01-19, 06:42
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Re: Perfect Mate.
quote:Originally posted by buster_hymen:
Charismatic enough to make me feel powerless against them, confident and with a sense of humour that can poke fun at anything; Creative, unconventional and a little random, appreciates the poetic or poignant moments in life (whether they're pleasant or unpleasant, happy or sad, etc.) Likes to seek the truth for truth's sake and is never passive-agressive or avoids conflict for the sake of avoiding conflict. Posesses a sort of quiet intensity, is very intune with their emotions while not being irrational. A little crazy, but in an endearing way. A bit more dominant and action oriented than I am, yet still able to sit still and get into long theoretical conversations.
100% agreed
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#26
 2007-01-19, 07:32
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firekitty751 
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Re: Perfect Mate.
Is there such thing?
The only complaints I have right now are that this guy has a terrible memory, feels the need to act mysterious and whatnot when we're hanging out with other people, and feels like he HAS to be the ridiculous one in the group. If he didn't have those traits, I doubt he'd be entirely perfect, but there isn't a whole lot more I'd ask for.
He's entirely honest, not afraid to call me out if I'm doing something stupid, incredibly sweet (I woke up to a text that said "You are sensational.  fyi... if anybody else had said it, I'd have thought it was lame. But he sort of talks like that all the time... hard to explain), he's responsible, able to laugh at himself, and we always have a great time.
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#27
 2007-01-20, 05:05
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Re: Perfect Mate.
tall, scruffy, long hair, metal-head, able to laugh at everything and everyone [even himself], cocky, likes to have sex, kinky sex, sarcastic, a little possesive, can hold a conversation, will playfight with me, biting is a +
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#28
 2007-01-26, 05:05
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bob.aka 
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Re: Perfect Mate.
Frackle
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