I moved from a major city, to a small town. Anyway, this bitch in all reality picks me up, shes pretty fucking fine - shes got perfect tits and a great ass, and she just right away starts hitting on me. I don't even really do shit, I just go with it, next thing were play fighting across the school and what not and she tells me a bunch of weird ass shit, basically that she gets really fucked up on a basis and fucks alot. She apparently fucked her sisters BF.

And shes all gotti about it and shit too like my daddy buys me whatever I want, I don't have to work hard for anything. I just play it off like thats cool. Eventually the play fighting and flirting dies down, I should of left earlier but I thought it would get to something feel me, and it gets apparent she basically wants me to roleplay big city gang banger. Everyone dresses 'ghetto' where I grew up, so I dress 'urban', which I suppose might imply I'm some set tripping gang banger... But eh I'm not really.

Like what the fuck. I'm seriously considering being a menace II society just for that ass, but then I figure I might catch a rep and only get apple bottom bitches - which might not be that bad, but there isn't many in the school.

So wtf do I do.



[This message has been edited by Easy Rider (edited 01-17-2007).]

Aren't you the guy that can't feel feelings...?

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

Aren't you the guy that can't feel feelings...?

Doesn't mean I don't want to invert a bitches colon.

Hit that shit.

quote:Originally posted by Fascismo:

Hit that shit.

Word, but I'm going to have to be Eazy mother fucking E for like the entire time man. I'll have to invest in jerri curlz and an airsoft pistol. :/

Jesus Christ. How fucking old are you?

If I had a kid, and he talked like you. I'd smack him and send him to a fucking school that teaches English. Not Wigger.

quote:Originally posted by Psychonautical:

Jesus Christ. How fucking old are you?

If I had a kid, and he talked like you. I'd smack him and send him to a fucking school that teaches English. Not Wigger.

Stfu.

you'll be even more like eazy e when you get aids from that slut

but hit that shit anyway.

playa playa, why you asking us for advice?

you no u can just hop up on tha boody, an tap tha shit.

all good ain' it?

quote:Originally posted by Don Killuminati:

you'll be even more like eazy e when you get aids from that slut

but hit that shit anyway.

roflmaofaafjal... I set myself up for that. Shes only 15, she couldn't of run through that much dick. I don't think. Then again I knew her for an hour and she was backing that ass up.

quote:Originally posted by Easy Rider:

roflmaofaafjal... I set myself up for that. Shes only 15, she couldn't of run through that much dick. I don't think. Then again I knew her for an hour and she was backing that ass up.

She's 15? You still didn't answer my question. How old are you? Would this be considered statutory rape? And besides, if you're 15 as well. You're just some pre-pubescent little shit who's trying to get e-status by bullshitting.

quote:Originally posted by Psychonautical:

She's 15? You still didn't answer my question. How old are you? Would this be considered statutory rape? And besides, if you're 15 as well. You're just some pre-pubescent little shit who's trying to get e-status by bullshitting.

I'm 16.

This is why I always loved highschool and thought it was funny all the little faggot ass kids trying to act gangsta and the dumb fucking bitchs falling for it. Seriously someone needs to beat the hell out of all these kids and get their fucking heads straight. Being gangster isnt suppsoed to be cool, you don't be gangsta to be cool cuz its not cool. And yes if my kid actually talked like that as seriousness id bitch slap them. Hope you realize your a dumb fucker and grow up. You remind me of these little faggot wigger/nigger kids I saw when I was at dunkin donuts with my girl, it was barly sprinkling outside and these little wanna be ganster faggots were fucking carrying umbrellas yet still thinking they were cool and gangsta haha funniest shit ever.

Whats an apple bottom?

quote:Originally posted by Markalon:

Whats an apple bottom?



Knowing that, only leads to the knowledge of more things black. It's not worth knowing... Forget you ever heard it

Hah dude, no.

Foster kid has apple bottem jean thing on her myspace. Thouht it ws a brand. fill me in.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=apple+bottom

Ah! A sweetheart ass. The ass that looks like the top of a heart when in doggy style.

Tasty

quote:Originally posted by Easy Rider:

I'm seriously considering being a menace II society





You just made my day and its only 11am! Can't say I've ever actually "lol"ed before.

Please, learn to speak English.

So, you'll have to act non-stop. I don't see the problem. For you that might be schoollife in the future, for me it IS life. Works fine too. I mean, seriously, how many guys with curly hair and glasses do you know who had 6 ffm's, hell, how many people with less things against 'm do you know?

Actin is da bombshit

Go for it

quote:Originally posted by Easy Rider:

this bitch in all reality

lol!

lol noob

You sound like this wigger kid who moved to my school a year or two ago... lawl

i dress urban but goddamn if i talked like that id have even more people who hate me.(its because im pretty lol)i listen to rap,and drive a kinda gangsta car but i honestly HATE talking black,as a joke its fun...but thats it...people who take it seriously piss me off.i just wanna say "get your own culture cumguzzler"

but i dont see why you wouldnt wanna tap that shit,dont act completely just play it up a bit...ya know?

unless of course you have never experienced anything.wich i doubt you have being sixteen.

quote:Originally posted by AprenticeChemistBITCHS:

This is why I always loved highschool and thought it was funny all the little faggot ass kids trying to act gangsta and the dumb fucking bitchs falling for it. Seriously someone needs to beat the hell out of all these kids and get their fucking heads straight. Being gangster isnt suppsoed to be cool, you don't be gangsta to be cool cuz its not cool. And yes if my kid actually talked like that as seriousness id bitch slap them. Hope you realize your a dumb fucker and grow up. You remind me of these little faggot wigger/nigger kids I saw when I was at dunkin donuts with my girl, it was barly sprinkling outside and these little wanna be ganster faggots were fucking carrying umbrellas yet still thinking they were cool and gangsta haha funniest shit ever.

Meh shut the fuck up, I speak for the most part in perfect English. I capitalize the beginnings of sentances and proper nouns, I don't walk around saying "eh nigga what about dat ceelo son mad ill", get off my nuts huatch.

And heh, like I'm going to get jerry curlz and walk around with an airsoft pistol - its comedy. I'm not going to get THUG LIFE tattoed on my dick for this bopper.

quote:You just made my day and its only 11am! Can't say I've ever actually "lol"ed before.

Please, learn to speak English. Please learn to recognize popular fucking culture.

And heh, this is how every one I know talks. I don't walk around in sagging girbauds with a throwback neithor, I rock a white tee, blue jeans, and nikes. And a fitted cap. Pulled down real low. With a blunt in my mouth. Moving my body side to side. lawl

Your new there right so tap all the girls you can with this "gangsta" thing you got then do a personality change once all the ass runs out and tap the non "gangsta"chicks

and get your own culture cracker.

Been listening to Eminem and Nate Dogg much?

Fake.Lame. Go home.

Oh please shoot yourself.

quote:Originally posted by Easy Rider:

Meh shut the fuck up, I speak for the most part in perfect English. I capitalize the beginnings of sentances and proper nouns, I don't walk around saying "eh nigga what about dat ceelo son mad ill", get off my nuts huatch.

And heh, like I'm going to get jerry curlz and walk around with an airsoft pistol - its comedy. I'm not going to get THUG LIFE tattoed on my dick for this bopper.

You just made my day and its only 11am! Can't say I've ever actually "lol"ed before.

Please, learn to speak English. Please learn to recognize popular fucking culture.

And heh, this is how every one I know talks. I don't walk around in sagging girbauds with a throwback neithor, I rock a white tee, blue jeans, and nikes. And a fitted cap. Pulled down real low. With a blunt in my mouth. Moving my body side to side. lawl

You spelled sentences wrong.

And wiggers are so funny.

LOL I GOT ME DA AIR FERCE ONEZ WITH A THROWBACK JERZEEE. I GOT SUM NIGGER TUPAC JEANS CUZ HIS PICTORE IS ON DA FRONT LULZ. LOL I WAREZ A PRO MODELZ ON MAH HED AND WARES A DOO RAG NIGGA IT BE BLACK CUZ I WIT DA FOLKS.

Seriously shut the fuck up. I hope one day you go to juvenile prison so they fucking beat your skinny white ass everyday in there. Oh wait nevermind you probably wont because little bitch wiggers like you only talk shit and never do shit.

Im done

I had no doubt that you could speak proper english, all wiggers and wanta be gangstas can thats part of what makes them so fake and wanta be. The point is you are just to dumb to try. Now ill admit there was a point when I was selling drugs that I did talk a little niggerish but then again the drugdealers/suppliers and all that I was hanging out with talked that way so it was just a way to NOT stand out as an outsider. When I wasn't around them I usually spoke normal plain english unless I was joking around which I still do. Now you say you can speak normal english and don't talk like that all the time but every post you make is riddled with nigger talk. "yo i dont wear no throwbacks i only ROCK de wite tees and fitteds" and blah blah shut the fuck up.

the more rent-a-gangsters that are out there, they easier it is for me to get pussy.

when im single at least.

Live on buddy, trust me, I appreciate it.

quote:Originally posted by Easy Rider:

Doesn't mean I don't want to invert a bitches colon.

Hahaha that just made me laugh harder then ive laughed at totse in a long time.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

lol!

Holy fuck.

I don't know why that quote made me laugh as hard as it did, but I was nearly in tears.

what the FUCK does "set trippin gang banger" mean anyway? You're a fucking tool

OG LOC NIGGA

quote:Originally posted by jvm222:

You spelled sentences wrong.

And wiggers are so funny.

LOL I GOT ME DA AIR FERCE ONEZ WITH A THROWBACK JERZEEE. I GOT SUM NIGGER TUPAC JEANS CUZ HIS PICTORE IS ON DA FRONT LULZ. LOL I WAREZ A PRO MODELZ ON MAH HED AND WARES A DOO RAG NIGGA IT BE BLACK CUZ I WIT DA FOLKS.

Seriously shut the fuck up. I hope one day you go to juvenile prison so they fucking beat your skinny white ass everyday in there. Oh wait nevermind you probably wont because little bitch wiggers like you only talk shit and never do shit.

Im done

Lawl I've been to the halls on 375 Woodside,

I'm the one that beats the skinny white ass . I'm a prison entrepeneur son, I invented how to make a bitch drop and pick up liquid soap. Only four easy payments of 19.95 and this knowledge is YOURS!

I never said I didn't talk like this all the time, I do, because its how I fucking talk. I'm merely stating that you all over exaggerate it like fuck.

I would kill you. Seriously, I would. And then I'd fuck your bitch and put it on XTube.

Beeyotch.

[This message has been edited by The_Rabbi (edited 01-19-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by The_Rabbi:

I would kill you. Seriously, I would. And then I'd fuck your bitch and put it on XTube.

Beeyotch.



I'd hang you by your own intestines, bitch please.

I don't get why people are giving Easy Rider shit, he's great.

And by the way I hate MTV wiggers, you can spot them because they basically just repeat whatever kind of thing MTV video rappers say.

Easy Rider doesn't talk like that at all, if you listened to much non MTV hip hop it would be obvious to you.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

And by the way I hate MTV wiggers, you can spot them because they basically just repeat whatever kind of thing MTV video rappers say.

Easy Rider doesn't talk like that at all, if you listened to much non MTV hip hop it would be obvious to you.

Man knows what he talking about.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

And by the way I hate MTV wiggers, you can spot them because they basically just repeat whatever kind of thing MTV video rappers say.

Easy Rider doesn't talk like that at all, if you listened to much non MTV hip hop it would be obvious to you.

Yeah ive always had that problem actually. Not being to differentiate between utterly fucking stupid and completely fucking stupid. Silly me.

quote:Originally posted by Easy Rider:

I'd hang you by your own intestines, bitch please.

I'd reach down your throat, rip out your epiglottis, and pour battery acid in your lungs. Bitch please.

quote:Originally posted by The_Rabbi:

I'd reach down your throat, rip out your epiglottis, and pour battery acid in your lungs. Bitch please.

I'll funnel fire ants into your asshole then glue it shut.