first off, go into your grandmas apple tree, or neighbors garden, start looking for cucumbers and zuccini if your a girl, if your a guy, i suggest you look for a

watermelon, warm that sexy water meleon up in the microwave, then put a whole in it, then fuck it RAW! the watermelon will started moaning ans screaming in pleasure until the fruit orgasms spraying out watermelon juice or watermelon "cum" it would taste like water melon juice.

or you could get a tomato or a apple, punch a whole in it so theres a hole going through the apple, now ride that apple, it would start screaming and spitting out apple juice as precum, then a giant orgasmic explosion of apple sauce would pour out as cum, lick it up, its the best sauce ever

if your a girl, the cucumber will tease you until it as it starts pleasing you, then it would cum pickle juice and seeds, dont worry it wont get you pregnant.

if your daring and need a exotic touch, i suggest you go out to the mojave desert and find a nice 7 foot cactus and experiment with it, it will hurt at first as the cactus penetrates you, it may bleed, but it will start to feel good, especially if its a san pedro cactus, it will cum mescaline into your nice warm cum, making you trip, have fun!

and feel free to add to this

[This message has been edited by nonarky (edited 01-16-2007).]

You suck at making threads. :\

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

You suck at making threads. :\

And, by extension, life. Don't forget that success as a Totse user is directly correlated to success as a person in the real world.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

You suck at making threads. :\

What a waste of watermelon...

quote:Originally posted by rodriguez-162:

What a waste of watermelon...

You wouldnt happen to be black by any chance?

quote:Originally posted by ArgonPlasma2000:

You wouldnt happen to be black by any chance?

as Black as the Irish blood running through my veins.

quote:Originally posted by rodriguez-162:

as Black as the Irish blood running through my veins.

Essentially, Irish people are European niggers.

Wouldn't the acid from the tomatoes burn the urethra?