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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-01-15, 09:01
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busted in girlfriend
ok, totse I need some reassurance....
I was with my girl tonite.... things got good and we fucked... she is on the shot but she has to go back and get another in one week... I came in her... I think, I told her I dont think I did but I couldnt find any nut on my bed but it felt like I did... should I be worried?
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#2
 2007-01-15, 09:05
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Re: busted in girlfriend
Please tell me how you THINK you came inside of her?? What, do you shoot blanks?
"Couldnt find any nut on my bed"
Hahahahahahahahahaha
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#3
 2007-01-15, 09:06
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Re: busted in girlfriend
I mean I want to say I hope I didnt, but out of all honesty I know I busted....
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#4
 2007-01-15, 09:09
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Re: busted in girlfriend
Ok...well were you inside of her when you busted or no?
...or dont yo remember?
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#5
 2007-01-15, 09:16
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Re: busted in girlfriend
god dammit... I dont want to say I was in her but I am so convinced I was.... fuck... should I be worried tho?
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#6
 2007-01-15, 09:20
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Re: busted in girlfriend
God damn, this shit is so confusing, I have NO IDEA what you are asking!
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#7
 2007-01-15, 09:21
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Re: busted in girlfriend
Well, you said she is on the shot...she isnt preggy then. I have came inside women thousands of times it seems while they were on the shot, and nothing happened, ever. I wouldnt worry.
What should worry you is if she actually got the shot and if she just said she got it but really didnt.
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#8
 2007-01-15, 09:21
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Re: busted in girlfriend
congrats your gonna be a daddy
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#9
 2007-01-15, 09:22
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Re: busted in girlfriend
should I be worried? I came in my girl... she is due for her birth control in a week... should I be worried? or is the liklyness of pregnancy low?
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#10
 2007-01-15, 09:24
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Re: busted in girlfriend
quote:Originally posted by almightyares:
Well, you said she is on the shot...she isnt preggy then. I have came inside women thousands of times it seems while they were on the shot, and nothing happened, ever. I wouldnt worry.
What should worry you is if she actually got the shot and if she just said she got it but really didnt.
well does it get week as time goes by? she gets it every 3 mo. and she is due to get it next week.... and I know she isnt b.sing because she doesnt have a period and her mom takes her to get the shot... she is 18 btw....
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#11
 2007-01-15, 09:28
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Re: busted in girlfriend
This is the second time i have to say this today,
If you fuck, you will fuck up.
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#12
 2007-01-15, 09:30
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2k5 
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Re: busted in girlfriend
quote:Originally posted by Siash:
This is the second time i have to say this today,
If you fuck, you will fuck up.
care to elaborate?
Maybe I would understand if I knew the backstory...
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#13
 2007-01-15, 09:31
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Re: busted in girlfriend
quote:Originally posted by 2k5:
well does it get week as time goes by? she gets it every 3 mo. and she is due to get it next week.... and I know she isnt b.sing because she doesnt have a period and her mom takes her to get the shot... she is 18 btw....
It doesnt get weak, it is completely effective up to the three months. After three months, its not a good idea to have semen anywhere near the vagina. Dont worry man. The shot also constricts the fallopian tubes somewhat and that basically means dont worry lol.
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#14
 2007-01-15, 09:32
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Re: busted in girlfriend
if shes got birth control , then youre fine. If not, quote: originally posted by DrWakiHo: congrats your gonna be a daddy
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#15
 2007-01-15, 09:33
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Re: busted in girlfriend
if you fuck- as in have sex
You will fuck up- as in eventually get someone pregnat or get a disease.
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#16
 2007-01-15, 09:37
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Re: busted in girlfriend
ok... damn... I was worried as fuck... I am too poor to be a daddy.... as is my girl... I work at papa johns and she works at BK so yeah, we are both poor, and I got bank problems and tech school... NO BABY FOR ME!!! fuck yeah...
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#17
 2007-01-15, 11:18
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Re: busted in girlfriend
Shut the fuck up you fucking loser. Honestly. here's what to do: kill yourself because you're far too stupid to be trusted with someone like a penis.
I don't know if you've noticed, genius, but this is infact an internet forum populated by social fuckups, slutty women and dirty paedophiles. Upon closer inspection, it's actually not a doctors room or a planned parenthood center. I KNOW IT HAD ME FOOLED TOO.
Basically, here's the plan.
1. Get morning After pill.
2. Murder
3. Suicide.
Hope this helps^_^
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#18
 2007-01-15, 11:25
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Re: busted in girlfriend
I don't think she should be worried. You're obviously suffering from the 'Numb Nuts'.
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#19
 2007-01-15, 13:11
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Re: busted in girlfriend
quote:Originally posted by 2k5:
ok... damn... I was worried as fuck... I am too poor to be a daddy.... as is my girl...
This bothered me, your girl is too poor to be a daddy? 0.o
Oh, and I've got to ask, why are these people allowed to procreate? Get a grammar lesson, go to school, maybe have the sightest hint of an education, then put your penis in stuff. If you can't do the time don't do the crime. It's common sense.
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#20
 2007-01-15, 13:19
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Re: busted in girlfriend
quote:Originally posted by almightyares:
Well, you said she is on the shot...she isnt preggy then. I have came inside women thousands of times it seems while they were on the shot, and nothing happened, ever. I wouldnt worry.
What should worry you is if she actually got the shot and if she just said she got it but really didnt.
I laughed at the thousands of times..
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#21
 2007-01-15, 13:36
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Re: busted in girlfriend
quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:
Shut the fuck up you fucking loser. Honestly. here's what to do: kill yourself because you're far too stupid to be trusted with someone like a penis.
I don't know if you've noticed, genius, but this is infact an internet forum populated by social fuckups, slutty women and dirty paedophiles. Upon closer inspection, it's actually not a doctors room or a planned parenthood center. I KNOW IT HAD ME FOOLED TOO.
Basically, here's the plan.
1. Get morning After pill.
2. Murder
3. Suicide.
Hope this helps^_^
Fucking lol. I love you man.
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#22
 2007-01-15, 17:23
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2k5 
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Re: busted in girlfriend
quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:
Shut the fuck up you fucking loser. Honestly. here's what to do: kill yourself because you're far too stupid to be trusted with someone like a penis.
I don't know if you've noticed, genius, but this is infact an internet forum populated by social fuckups, slutty women and dirty paedophiles. Upon closer inspection, it's actually not a doctors room or a planned parenthood center. I KNOW IT HAD ME FOOLED TOO.
Basically, here's the plan.
1. Get morning After pill.
2. Murder
3. Suicide.
Hope this helps^_^
trusted with someone like a penis? wow... Ive been called big but never had my cock refered to as a person.... "yeah that guy who plays on that show the shield, he is my dick"...
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#23
 2007-01-15, 17:27
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Re: busted in girlfriend
quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:
slutty women
totally not true. just because we have sexual desires does not mean we are slutty.
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#24
 2007-01-15, 17:30
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Re: busted in girlfriend
lol, kidiots.
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#25
 2007-01-15, 18:12
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Re: busted in girlfriend
quote:Originally posted by almightyares:
It doesnt get weak, it is completely effective up to the three months. After three months, its not a good idea to have semen anywhere near the vagina. Dont worry man. The shot also constricts the fallopian tubes somewhat and that basically means dont worry lol.
That pretty much says it all...
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#26
 2007-01-15, 18:18
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Re: busted in girlfriend
quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:
Shut the fuck up you fucking loser. Honestly. here's what to do: kill yourself because you're far too stupid to be trusted with someone like a penis.
I don't know if you've noticed, genius, but this is infact an internet forum populated by social fuckups, slutty women and dirty paedophiles. Upon closer inspection, it's actually not a doctors room or a planned parenthood center. I KNOW IT HAD ME FOOLED TOO.
Basically, here's the plan.
1. Get morning After pill.
2. Murder
3. Suicide.
Hope this helps^_^
Best post so far.
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#27
 2007-01-15, 18:55
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Re: busted in girlfriend
quote:Originally posted by oral fixation:
totally not true. just because we have sexual desires does not mean we are slutty.
Spoken like a true slut...
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#28
 2007-01-15, 21:03
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Re: busted in girlfriend
the fact that you post this on an internet forum shows you are ALREADY worried...so why even bother asking us if you should be?
Use a condom next time dumbass.
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#29
 2007-01-15, 23:38
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Re: busted in girlfriend
I get the shot every 3 months. They tell you to get it every three months so you don't get pregnant. The shots effects overlap purposely. You don't get a new shot just because the old one "wore off" you get the new shot so that it DOESN'T wear off.
They also warned me when I started to get the shot that after getting off of it, it was very likely that I wouldn't be able to get pregnant for up to a year and a half, and not to expect that I will be able to have a child right after getting off of the shot.
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#30
 2007-01-16, 00:03
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Re: busted in girlfriend
Ive shot my load in a lot of girls, on and off birth control, and I have no kids i know of...
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#31
 2007-01-16, 00:36
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Re: busted in girlfriend
quote:Originally posted by Docta?:
Ive shot my load in a lot of girls, on and off birth control, and I have no kids i know of...
Well? Chronic STDs are often pretty effective at stoppin' the reproduction! Sure, they lead to heart disease/gall stones/arthritis etc? They're worth it for the BC function though... 
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#32
 2007-01-16, 00:47
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Re: busted in girlfriend
Grow up before you have sex again.
There mere fact that you can't admit even to yourself that you came in her really, really proves that you are far too immature to be fucking.
I mean this. Have a good look at yourself.
It's unlikely she's pregnant.
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#33
 2007-01-16, 03:32
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Re: busted in girlfriend
quote:Originally posted by Byss:
Spoken like a true slut...
2nd best post of the thread 
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#34
 2007-01-16, 05:08
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Re: busted in girlfriend
If you're too stupid, poor, and immature for sex, DON'T FUCK.
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#35
 2007-01-16, 06:21
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Re: busted in girlfriend
well I got into it and forgot to pull... oh well... next time the rubber is a must.... I told her I didnt have and she said oh well... we were already kinda "in the mood" so I said fuck it.... and fuck all of you that have negative b.s. to say... you probably fuck up more than the majority based on the fact that you jump to other peoples flaws... if you dont have anything worthwhile to contribute, e.s.a.d.
and thanks to all of you that were insightful... you have helped me....
[This message has been edited by 2k5 (edited 01-16-2007).]
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#36
 2007-01-16, 07:00
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Re: busted in girlfriend
You're too dumb for sex.
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#37
 2007-01-16, 07:11
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Re: busted in girlfriend
quote:Originally posted by firekitty751:
You're too dumb for sex.
wow, an e-cunt... piss off hobag
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#38
 2007-01-16, 07:16
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Re: busted in girlfriend
Seriously. Please don't ever reproduce.
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#39
 2007-01-16, 07:27
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Re: busted in girlfriend
quote:Originally posted by firekitty751:
Seriously. Please don't ever reproduce.
I will, eventually... so why is a stupid cunt like you a mod?
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#40
 2007-01-16, 07:29
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Re: busted in girlfriend
I'd say if you didn't learn from this, you'd best not reproduce.
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#41
 2007-01-16, 07:37
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Re: busted in girlfriend
OP... you're a fuck. Thank all things holy you did not produce an offspring; the kid would be destined for sure failure.
quote:Originally posted by almightyares:
After three months, its not a good idea to have semen anywhere near the vagina.
Why do you say that? My g/f is on the shot... if she goes off is there some kind of increased risk of pregnancy?
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