I just had the lamest wank ever. It took me like an hour, and when it finally came I could barely feel a thing. To add insult to injury, my dick is now really sore.

To think, I could've spent that time playing pacman. LIFES NOT FAIR.

Stop trying to fap while tweaking.

Perhaps this should be moved to bitch and moan. I just felt the overwhelming desire to share this with someone.

My sex drive has been low of late. I'm not sure why. It could be that I'm drinking far less.

I have been exercising a hell of alot more. completely knackering myself a few times a week. could that have something to do with it?

Hmmm, i've always wanted to be naturally celibate. perhaps this is the answer...

arbeit macht frei?

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

To think, I could've spent that time playing pacman.

Pac-Man can be played with one hand.

You've done it to many times to quick, give yourself a break

and to the other posts.. if i exercise/work out i get turned on easier... and if i drink to much it's hard for me to get turned on lol...

to much adrenelin in your system if you did it after excercise adrenelin makes the dick go limp cant remember how but its got something to do with the flight[run away] or fight response.

quote:Originally posted by mek777:

You've done it to many times to quick, give yourself a break

Nope, it was the first time in 3 days. I'm alsmo 19 as well. Oh well, I hope it was a fluke.

quote:Originally posted by mek777:

You've done it to many times to quick, give yourself a break

and to the other posts.. if i exercise/work out i get turned on easier... and if i drink to much it's hard for me to get turned on lol...

DON'T...WANNA...KNOW...ABOUT...IT

†Jesus†

I've experienced this before.

Where you stroking the whole time?

If so you were obviously trying too hard to get off to material that wasn't working.

If not, then this is where my experience comes in. If you kept it in your pants while you browsed porn for a while to work up your appetite if you will, then that is the problem. For some reason if you(? I) recieve visual stimulation without physical stimulation, when you try to fap it doesn't work.

For example, I had stole some pornos, but I was living with some other family at the time, so I was watching them with my friend, so obviously I couldn't fap. We watched like 2 whole movies, even kept watching when his mom came in which was weird. Well anyway I was finally alone, had a boner the whole damn time, but when I tried to fap, it wasn't working at all.

Usually when I fap I know what porn on my comp to look at and I can bust in like 3 seconds, I say don't take anymore than 10-20 minutes.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

I just had the lamest wank ever. It took me like an hour, and when it finally came I could barely feel a thing. To add insult to injury, my dick is now really sore.

To think, I could've spent that time playing pacman. LIFES NOT FAIR.

It happens. Usually when I get like that after ten minutes I'll get bored and go play counter strike.

(: .yrroS .sdrawkcab yltnerruc m'I :gnipyt ym dnim t'nod dna ,hO .aedi doog a neeb evah dluow taht ,haeY quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

Perhaps this should be moved to bitch and moan. I just felt the overwhelming desire to share this with someone.

ah, that sucks.

but guess what?

LIFE ISN'T FAIR.



actually, you already realized that yourself

Don't it just piss ya off...

quote:Originally posted by pootman256:

Stop trying to fap while tweaking.

True words of wisdom!

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

(: .yrroS .sdrawkcab yltnerruc m'I :gnipyt ym dnim t'nod dna ,hO .aedi doog a neeb evah dluow taht ,haeY

Is it sad that I took the time too read that?

[This message has been edited by Source (edited 01-15-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by Source:

Is it sad that I took the time too read that?





What's sad is that my computer was stuck with the left arrow key on, so I couldn't type correctly... But I still posted... Hah.

i understand your pain...

/pat

I hate those..a lot.

I only have crappy orgasms when I just randomly decide to masturbate. :]

They rock when I'm told to.

"...and then the needle descended on Tarrence. I don't want to die yet! He thought, desparingly. But it was too late. The needle of ingorance tore in, breaking his bone and sinew, causing him more pain then when his sister walked in on him masturbating with a condom on."

Lolll. Best topic title ever. After you climaxed, did you stand up, look around, and heartily proclaim "LAAAAAAAME." ?

I'm sure we've all had one of those. You don't really feel like it, but you're doing it anyway-sorta faps that take forever and aren't worth it.

quote:Originally posted by blinky04:

I'm sure we've all had one of those. You don't really feel like it, but you're doing it anyway-sorta faps that take forever and aren't worth it.

Amen.

We've all had those kind of shags.

You fuck the girl and you don't really want to be doing it but you keep on going even though you aren't feeling anything. You eventually come and just roll off and go to sleep.

To add insult to injury, you took so long to come that she came three times, told all her ugly mates that you're a sex god, and tries to fuck you at every opportunity.

God, my life is so hard.

quote:Originally posted by Source:

Is it sad that I took the time too read that?



me too

quote:Originally posted by pootman256:

Stop trying to fap while tweaking.

Ahahaha this was my first thought.

Good news everyone! I had a fine orgasm today. My house, 5pm GMT+12, for croutons and scrabble!