*Sigh*

Every time me and my girlfriend have sex, my boner goes away.

Now before the time arises I always have a raging hard all the way boner. But As soon as I go to put the condom on it slowly goes away.

Is this a problem of wearing a condom? I think so and hope so, my Girlfriend thinks that she doesn't "Turn me on" Which isn't true.

Does anyone else have this problem or know how to fix it?

dont worry man,this has happend to me once,only once may i say,but lol yes it snot overly bad or anything,the damn things are uber uncomfortable

yea I know.. With them on I can't really feel all that much either... *SIGH*

I think this means I better get her the pill. Anyone know how she can get the pill without her "Gaurdians" knowing?

*Foresees another "Oh no! Is she pregnant!?" thread*

Kill her guardians?

First, where do you live.

ya the way you get her the pill is,you dont!-just go find one of those patch thingys they ahve now whats exactly the same thing and slap 3-or 4 on her just in case for safety measures when she not lookin,i mean yes she might od from estrogen or uhm testosterone whichever they chalk those things up with but! eh!-no harm to you and you still get some!



woot FTW

I live in Pennsylvania, which is in the US if your not from the US,

It's her pussytroll casting a spell on your cock.

quote:Originally posted by isTHATso:

I live in Pennsylvania, which is in the US if your not from the US,

No need- We eat your culture for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

damn.. Every thing (The Pill and The Patch) Apparently would require her to go to the doctors, In which her family would find out.

Now how do I get the patch or the pill without going through a doctor

well you could try ebay?[im serious]and theres supposed to be some vitamins out there which prevents female menstruation from occurin ive heard,not completely for each month but it shortens it,this is jut rumor mind you,but yes go for ebay,im positive you could find somethin on there i cant guarntee itll be safe lol and if its not safe,or doesnt work right since it has to be clinically perscribed for a reason,well then o well then too ,cause she doesnt know that and youll still get some

o as for gettin a boner with the condom,you can get lubircatd ones which simulate more feeling that way you dont feel so awkward with them,its what i do,reg condoms are just so,,,i unno they feel,wierd

doctors are confidential, she can just make an appointment. OR go to a clinic.

as for the condom problem, that happened to my boyfriend when we first started having sex too. after a few months of doing it just on the pill, he decided he wanted to try them again and lo and behold, it was fine. probably just first time nerves or something. have her give you a handjob, slip on the condom in the middle of it, continue the handjob, and segue into sex.

edit:

quote:Originally posted by devilsadvocate:

theres supposed to be some vitamins out there which prevents female menstruation from occurin ive heard,not completely for each month but it shortens it,this is jut rumor mind you,but yes go for ebay,im positive you could find somethin on there i cant guarntee itll be safe lol and if its not safe,or doesnt work right since it has to be clinically perscribed for a reason,well then o well then too ,cause she doesnt know that and youll still get some

you, my friend, are a fucking idiot.

[This message has been edited by YouLookFourteen (edited 01-14-2007).]

erm... I'm tired so plz don't mind any grammer problems, Does anyone know if this site is ligit?

http://www.2-buy-birth-control-pills-ortho-tri-cyclen-online.com/

well you see, her doc might bring it up some other time, or something, I dunno how but i'm sure her family would find out some how.

well only one way to find out-use it and c if they work if a baby pops out then you were lied too and you can go get a lawyer ans sue[im pretty sure you could do somethin like that cause its supposed to bea consumer/producer non-verbal trust agreement thing-or a course i could jsut be totally speakin from my ass here]

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

doctors are confidential, she can just make an appointment. OR go to a clinic.

as for the condom problem, that happened to my boyfriend when we first started having sex too. after a few months of doing it just on the pill, he decided he wanted to try them again and lo and behold, it was fine. probably just first time nerves or something. have her give you a handjob, slip on the condom in the middle of it, continue the handjob, and segue into sex.

edit:

you, my friend, are a fucking idiot.



ok firstly pal i said i unno i wasnt for sure-meaning it could be right it could be wrong,so you can jsut shuv your lil canuck remarks where the sun doesnt shine and have apleasnt day =)

quote:Originally posted by niggercake:

It's her pussytroll casting a spell on your cock.

Clerks 2 FTW!

quote:Originally posted by devilsadvocate:

ok firstly pal i said i unno i wasnt for sure-meaning it could be right it could be wrong,so you can jsut shuv your lil canuck remarks where the sun doesnt shine and have apleasnt day =)

ok first of all, the reason you're a fucking idiot is for saying that even if it's not safe, why tell her because if she doesn't know what can it hurt? he's still getting sex, right? nothing bad can happen to anyone but her, right?

second of all, your typing is flat out atrocious. you sound like a 12 year old valley girl who was dropped on her head at birth.

so to sum up, don't freak at me for pointing out your idiocy. you managed to display it pretty well all by your little old self.

ooo...

*Go YouLookFourteen*

I agree his typing was quite frankly one of the worst things I've seen in recent times..lol

Google your local planned parenthood. Make an appointment.

There is a planned parenthood place approx. 5 blocks from my house, I just don't want any chance of her family finding out.

doctors are confidential, so unless they see her going in, or someone lets slip that shes been, then they wont find out

and hell, them finding out that she uses the pill is better than them finding out that you have unprotected sex

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

ok first of all, the reason you're a fucking idiot is for saying that even if it's not safe, why tell her because if she doesn't know what can it hurt? he's still getting sex, right? nothing bad can happen to anyone but her, right?

second of all, your typing is flat out atrocious. you sound like a 12 year old valley girl who was dropped on her head at birth.

so to sum up, don't freak at me for pointing out your idiocy. you managed to display it pretty well all by your little old self.



alright i had a right totype like that it was 5:00 in the morning wher ei live,and i had yet to have any sleep till the day before so ya,[ps*no on elike s aspelling nazi]

and as for me sayin its only her,its called sarcasim,i would think youd understand the process of it but i geuss you were given too much credit

if the author of the thread does not complain about me taking the subject lightley but still addin partial humor to it,what difference does it make?

quote:Originally posted by devilsadvocate:



alright i had a right totype like that it was 5:00 in the morning wher ei live,and i had yet to have any sleep till the day before so ya,[ps*no on elike s aspelling nazi]

and as for me sayin its only her,its called sarcasim,i would think youd understand the process of it but i geuss you were given too much credit

if the author of the thread does not complain about me taking the subject lightley but still addin partial humor to it,what difference does it make?



Those aren't typos, "sarcasim?" "lightley?", the I key is nowhere near the s&m keys, and how do you manage to accidentally hit "e" between "l" and "y"?

Ugh... if you're not old/mature enough to buy condoms/go on birth control, DON'T FUCK.

Our AP Bio teacher explained to us why the "Cycle Method" is the best method to prevent preggos womenz (short of surgery). Although if you really don't want to take your chances, I guess you can use the pill (there is still a chance it won't work considering a lot of the pills are supposed to be placebo). So basically, you just wait 'til she ovulates... well, I don't fuckin' know but here's the picture: http://www.fhi.org/pic/mencycle.gif

quote:Originally posted by devilsadvocate:

well only one way to find out-use it and c if they work if a baby pops out then you were lied too and you can go get a lawyer ans sue[im pretty sure you could do somethin like that cause its supposed to bea consumer/producer non-verbal trust agreement thing-or a course i could jsut be totally speakin from my ass here]

Run-on sentence FTW LMAO

don't look at porn and don't jerk off for 2 weeks and i'm sure you'll have no problem

quote:Originally posted by bunghole:

don't look at porn and don't jerk off for 2 weeks and i'm sure you'll have no problem

Yeah, but then he'll cum in about three minutes.

My boner goes away when I have sex with my girfriend too. Mainly because I get off in roughly 8 seconds.

I think my problem might be worse than your's. Look up.

quote:Originally posted by Bipolar Rocket:

I guess you can use the pill (there is still a chance it won't work considering a lot of the pills are supposed to be placebo).

That is incredibly fucking retarded. They are not allowed by law to do that, if they did the pill would have a horrendous failure rate.

the cycle method?

what the fuck are you christian or something? the cycle method barely ever works, that's common knowledge

dont even try it, youll just get her pregnant

quote:Originally posted by Bipolar Rocket:

Our AP Bio teacher explained to us why the "Cycle Method" is the best method to prevent preggos womenz (short of surgery). Although if you really don't want to take your chances, I guess you can use the pill (there is still a chance it won't work considering a lot of the pills are supposed to be placebo). So basically, you just wait 'til she ovulates... well, I don't fuckin' know but here's the picture: http://www.fhi.org/pic/mencycle.gif

my god, how brainwashed are you? don't spread information like that unless you want the number of "fuck she's pregnant" posts to increase DRASTICALLY.

the cycle method does not work. you might get lucky with it a few times, but it is NOT a reliable form of birth control.

also, who has been telling you that the pill is mostly placebos? in a 28 pack as opposed to a 21, there are 7 placebo pills which have the sole function of reminding you to be in the habit to take them at the same time every day. during that time is when you get your period because those pills don't have the hormones. they're just "reminder pills."

seriously, do you go to an abstinence-only catholic school?

That used to happen to me the first couple times. I think it was just because I was nervous and putting a condom on is a big turn off. Just think about how good it will be and try to be less nervous.

Go to www.plannedparenthood.org (http://www.plannedparenthood.org) to see if they have them in your area. The ought to. There they usually have programs that you can sign up for where the state or Planned Parenthood pays for the birthcontrol. The parents won't know, because everything is confidential.

Go with the Depo-provera shot. Lasts for three months. No periods. Gets rid of cramps and PMS. Easier to keep it on the down low for youngsters, if they don't have to go often or have pill cases that could accidentally be found by parents.

I go to planned parenthood and get the shot for free.

So you know it may very well have nothing to do with the condom, it might just be performance anxiety.

...one of the downsides to BBWs'

Buy some better condoms. I sometimes go limp if the condoms aren't lubed enough.

quote:Originally posted by isTHATso:

*Sigh*

Every time me and my girlfriend have sex, my boner goes away.

Now before the time arises I always have a raging hard all the way boner. But As soon as I go to put the condom on it slowly goes away.

Is this a problem of wearing a condom? I think so and hope so, my Girlfriend thinks that she doesn't "Turn me on" Which isn't true.

Does anyone else have this problem or know how to fix it?

She probably turns you on but can't keep you on. I'd reccommend stop fapping to porn. That will seriously help.

quote:Originally posted by isTHATso:

*Sigh*

Every time me and my girlfriend have sex, my boner goes away.

Now before the time arises I always have a raging hard all the way boner. But As soon as I go to put the condom on it slowly goes away.

Is this a problem of wearing a condom? I think so and hope so, my Girlfriend thinks that she doesn't "Turn me on" Which isn't true.

Does anyone else have this problem or know how to fix it?

well me and my boy friend have that problem to. but how we fix the problem is i before we put the condom on i suck on him a bit and then i put it on him and then suck him back to full hardness. it works like a charm.(unless he's all out of juice)

quote:Originally posted by Demoiselle:

Ugh... if you're not old/mature enough to buy condoms/go on birth control, DON'T FUCK.

QFT

quote:Originally posted by KamiKaze:



I go to planned parenthood and get the shot for free.

Oh!? They give the shot for free? Also I heard something about you have to be on the pill first and then the shot?

quote:Originally posted by isTHATso:

Oh!? They give the shot for free? Also I heard something about you have to be on the pill first and then the shot?

No, you don't have too be on the pill first, yes it's free.

There was an article in the paper about a year ago, some nurse was giving 14 year olds the shot, in a McDonald's bathroom.



[This message has been edited by Source (edited 01-15-2007).]

you're probably like .. 14, in which case, im not going to help you, & i know all the answers youre looking for

p.s. your girlfriend probably needs to get hotter

quote:Originally posted by StephanieDANGit:

you're probably like .. 14, in which case, im not going to help you, & i know all the answers youre looking for

p.s. your girlfriend probably needs to get hotter

I'm almost 17 and she is almost 18...

quote:Originally posted by isTHATso:

I'm almost 17 and she is almost 18...

Why the fuck do people say that? You're 16 and she is 17, none of this almost bullshit.