So...

This girl. She looks at me in work, a lot. Any time i catch her eye, she smiles. Her whole face lights up when she smiles... she's hot.

Theres a sorta innocence to her. She's quiet, shy... she wears her hair in pig-tails. Ive been trying to hide the boner on my way out of the room too many times.

So I finally ask her for her number, we send text mesages back and forth and it's obvious she likes me.

Score!!

So I go out with her for a few hours tonight. Her cousin was driving around, her in the front and me in the back. Even still, hands all over each other and we were kissing inches from her cousin, while she was driving. During this time, though, I found out she was dirty. I dont mean unclean, as much as she is up for anything!

...but I got retard syndrome.

Me, most of the time, and probably a large section of the males of this planet, would take advantage of this predicament and fuck her in any way possible, for as long as possible, until something stops the progress.

...but I have to like her slightly more than that...

Im fighting with my own head! My testosterone fueled body is telling me to take advantage and forget it when the time comes... the squishy bit is telling me that i want to be with her.

Would she change for me?

Why does my fucked up mind decide to put me in predicaments such as this? Is part of the human mentanity a need to challenge yourself instead of doing the perfectly satisfactory alternative?

Thinking hurts...

How do you guys do it? the whole girls thing, I sweat up and get nervous just thinking if a girl near me will talk with me for once.

'Liquid courage' helps... a lot.

OP: I will tell you this straight up.

Fuck her. Get a BJ. Then GTFO.

Girls like that are the ones I have just about killed myself over.

DO NOT EMOTIONALLY ATTACH YOURSELF.

This is asking for trouble, a broken heart, and a lot of very sad days and drug addiction. (If you are anything like me.)

If she is "dirty" then trust me, you probably aren't the first, and won't be the last with this girl.

Girls like this, even though they seem so innocent, and even if they are virgins, and haven't had much experience, will always get very curious. They want to explore. This means, you won't stick around forever.

Please trust me on this OP. Do not get emotionally attached. At all. Fake it. You will thank me.

quote:Originally posted by Docta?:

My testosterone fueled body is telling me to take advantage and forget it when the time comes... the squishy bit is telling me that i want to be with her.

Would she change for me?

Honestly, and unfortunately, most people aren't capable of making major changes like that. But there's still a chance. I don't mean to dissuade you or anything. I'd probably go for it. By that I mean the sex and the relationship.

But maybe if you hold out on it, you will have less regrets, and you can see if she really stands the test of time.

quote:Originally posted by osessity:

How do you guys do it? the whole girls thing, I sweat up and get nervous just thinking if a girl near me will talk with me for once.

I still get nervous too man, but I do it. Once you get a few behind your belt, it makes it a LOT easier.

Yea...drinking helps too.

quote:Originally posted by Docta?:

'Liquid courage' helps... a lot.

QFT!

Dissuade me, will you?! I bite my thumb at you!

I guess you're really pushing me to the side i should lean towards. Try to detatch any emotion and take advantage for the unforseeable future

quote:Originally posted by Docta?:

Dissuade me, will you?! I bite my thumb at you!

I guess you're really pushing me to the side i should lean towards. Try to detatch any emotion and take advantage for the unforseeable future

Hey man, no need for biting the thumb at me.

But there are reasons why guys have done some things forever. Cuz they are right.

I'm not saying you should do this with every girl, just girls like this in particular.

Pig tails?

If this girl can carry off wearing pig tails without looking like a retarded 12 year old or a saggy 45 year old woman trying to look 'hot', then for the love of god,totse,buddha,bryan fury and vishnu, and for the last traces of your dignity, you must fuck this girl in every way possible.

....And post pics.

What the fuck do you need to change about her? I mean unless by up for anything you mean shes got lots of expeirnce and fucks lots of guys she sounds like an amazing awesome fucking girl. Id say go for both the realationship and the fuck anyway you can and want to. The pigtails thing like yoyo said is definat sign you need to stick your dick in her as much as possible.

Well, Ive decided to block any idea of a relationship from my mind.

She does get around a bit, and openly admits it. At times, so do i... but Im male so it's acceptable.

I'll definitely make the most of our friendship though... I wonder if she will buy me batteries for my camera.

Just die

quote:Originally posted by SHBA:

Just die

What the fuck was that for? You're either a fat,ugly feminist. OR, you're a jealous pimply 13 year old boy who knows he's A-too ugly and B-too stupid to ever,ever pull a female of any level of attractiveness.

Fuck with me, fuck with bek!

It's true that short people are violent.

Hit it and quit it. The girl has a lifetime of one night stands and edge-of-the-seat pregnancy tests to look forward to, it's not like you're going to damage her emotional wellbeing.

Or feign whatever you like until you get what you want from her, then be honest. You don't want a committed relationship, but she might feel the same. You'll never know until you ask. You could have a fuckbuddy. But hit it first, in case it goes wrong. Think about the pigtails, friend. Think about the pigtails.