well, like i remember when i was like 13 or so, i was like really horny and shit and i had a dog and i kept thinking about havin sex with it, but never did, i had weird bizzar fantasies then, then when i lost my virginty like a year ago i stopped thinking about bestiality,

have you guys ever had thoughts about trying it? i know my thoughts were fucked up then

I read books where girls admit they've thought about horses.

I've never even considered it.... but this one time I was in bed and I got hot so I took my tshirt off and when I woke up my dog was licking my nipple lmao.

Back in the day (5 years ago or so) there was a regular poster by the handle of k9grrl.

I now know far more about the mechanics of getting it on with a german sheppard than I ever wanted to know.

*Blushes* Well when I was like 12 I had fantasies of being fucked by a tiger. Not from behind, he'd push me down on my back and fuck me, and the way I reasoned it to make it seem less sick was that he was just a human in tiger form or something. But still. Big tiger cock.

But that was ages ago.

quote:Originally posted by Flock:

Big tiger cock.

They say that tiger penis increases fertility, but I think that if you want to get pregnant, you're best off using a mans cock - Jimmy Carr

I've thought about it. Never gone through with it. Never had lube.

But in all seriousness, yes, I've thought about it before, but I don't think I could, I found myself repulsed just thinking about it.

quote:Originally posted by nonarky:

well, like i remember when i was like 13 or so, i was like really horny and shit and i had a dog and i kept thinking about havin sex with it, but never did, i had weird bizzar fantasies then, then when i lost my virginty like a year ago i stopped thinking about bestiality,



My experience is pretty similar to your post. It actually started though because of the dog. I was kneeling over or on my hands and knees or something doing something (i don't remember) and the dog mounted me. It was a big black lab. It freaked me out and I escaped quickly but I was young and horny and I did think about it sometimes. Of course I never went through with anything...





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Of course, I've thought about it...But, the only "inter-species erotica" I'd actually do would be to let a cat lick me out. They have tongues like sand-paper and I'm really curious if it'd hurt or feel strangely good.

quote:Originally posted by apocalipstick420:

Of course, I've thought about it...But, the only "inter-species erotica" I'd actually do would be to let a cat lick me out. They have tongues like sand-paper and I'm really curious if it'd hurt or feel strangely good.

What about a tiger? Bigger is better, obviously!

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

What about a tiger? Bigger is better, obviously!

I kind of get the feeling a tiger would give a whole new meaning to 'eating out.'

quote:Originally posted by EssJay:

They say that tiger penis increases fertility, but I think that if you want to get pregnant, you're best off using a mans cock - Jimmy Carr

I've thought about it. Never gone through with it. Never had lube.

But in all seriousness, yes, I've thought about it before, but I don't think I could, I found myself repulsed just thinking about it.

Yeah, I've heard that cat penises are covered in tiny barbs. Definitely sounds unpleasant.

quote:Originally posted by malaria:

I kind of get the feeling a tiger would give a whole new meaning to 'eating out.'

That was disgusting. On an entirely horrible level.

quote:Originally posted by Prometheus:

Back in the day (5 years ago or so) there was a regular poster by the handle of k9grrl.

I now know far more about the mechanics of getting it on with a german sheppard than I ever wanted to know.

I think I remember that thread or one just like it.

I like to get blowjobs from birds.

I've never experienced it myself but I have had a lot of friends admit it to me.

.....I guess whatever floats your boat.

quote:Originally posted by malaria:

I kind of get the feeling a tiger would give a whole new meaning to 'eating out.'

That was sort of the idea...

I've only thought about it once. And that was because me and my ex had done everything sex wise and it was getting boring and she started refusing to put out!

I was actually tricked into opening a renamed file sent in an E-mail to me; and OMG didn't I get a suprise when I saw a hick fucking a cow.

But when I saw the pussy juice running down his cock, I dunno why but I got a boner.

I herd(pun intended) cows have a warm vagina aswell.

So if I ever get married live on a farm then get divorced; then I might consider sticking my penis into a cows warm, smelly gash =P

I've jacked off to girls fucking dogs. And I do know of a girl who let a cat lick her out. Commented on the roughness of the tongue, apparently it was pretty good.

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/228/cat3fg7.gif

quote:Originally posted by apocalipstick420:

Of course, I've thought about it...But, the only "inter-species erotica" I'd actually do would be to let a cat lick me out. They have tongues like sand-paper and I'm really curious if it'd hurt or feel strangely good.

I really like that you would admit to something as taboo as that and not hide behind the claim that it’s only a thought and that you would never do it, that it is only hypothetical.

It’s hard for me to complement a girl on totse without it being passed off as just some horny teenager trying to get an “e-date” but I really appreciate that depth of honesty. Even if the only thing that allows you to be so honest is the anonymity provided by the internet.

Thing is, I’ve never truly been able to overcome my paranoia. That’s why I’m so appreciative of it.

quote:Originally posted by d1rty piss stool:

I like to get blowjobs from birds.

For some reason I found that absolutely hilarious and couldn't stop laughing.

I have a friend who's into fishes.

You mean a woman right?

Lets them wiggle around in her vagina, lol. I saw a woman put an eel in her pussy in some random foreign bestiality.

Theres a guide on this site to bestiality, but it fucking sucks!

I mean how the fuck can a 16 year old get to a farm when he lives in a fucking urban part of the city!

I am curious just how warm a cows snatch is. I also heard they're great for eating out and fisting. Sounds almost as good if not better than my GF.

quote:Originally posted by Prometheus:

Back in the day (5 years ago or so) there was a regular poster by the handle of k9grrl.

I now know far more about the mechanics of getting it on with a german sheppard than I ever wanted to know.

Was it her that wrote the dog-sex textfile, or was it somebody else? I learnt way too much about the weird swelling knot in a dog's penis, and all the other things it has. Ick.

Can someone please answer my question?

How the fuck can a 16 year old get to a farm when he lives in a fucking urban part of the city; and living with his parents?

quote:Originally posted by slim-ov-derby:

Can someone please answer my question?

How the fuck can a 16 year old get to a farm when he lives in a fucking urban part of the city; and living with his parents?

Where did you get this question from? I only skimmed the thread but don't recall seeing this....

Anyways, some people have friends and can get a ride... or could take a bus...

Thought about it. Dogs, horses.

I've thought about it, but to seriously do it you'd have to be fuckign messed up anyone ever seen any dog fucking video its weird, dog on girl those girls are messed up and they are hawt!

I've watched beastiality porn, but it doesn't like get me off, it's just amusing what people will do for money.

Never thought about it, but I have a couple friends who admitted to me that they have, and one who said he had actually done something about it. I find it pretty gross, but I'm not a judgmental person. So whatever floats your boat I guess, as long as you're not hurting the animal.

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I would totally watch a donkey show if that's what you mean.

I'm far from fucked up. I have a GF but we've done a hell of alot of sex stuff and it's getting kinda boring and she won't put out because we both get bored(what a bummer)

A pussy is a pussy no matter what the species.

Animals have similar characteristics to humans, so whats the big deal about fucking them.

I could never fuck a bitch though, it would have to be a mare, cow or sow.

Just wouldn't mind experimenting for a one off.

quote:Originally posted by Flock:

Big tiger cock.

LMAO

this is the only thread in S&A at this present time worth a reply from me.

and I say:

BESTIALITY FOR THE WIN!

edit:

leland.

this should be in noah's ark.

[This message has been edited by burntoffering (edited 01-29-2007).]

Anyone ever had sex wit a cow then please post pics.

A donkey show would totally get me really fucking hot... but i'd feel bad afterwards.

quote:Originally posted by genericwittyusername:

A donkey show would totally get me really fucking hot... but i'd feel bad afterwards.

It would get me hot, and I wouldn't feel bad at all.

I remember watching a sex show on the discovery channel, and apparently it's quite common for women to fantasise about having sex with animals. The animals mentioned on the show were a tiger, kangaroo and orangutan.

Personally though, the thought of doing anything sexual with an animal kind of sickens me...

quote:Originally posted by malaria:

I kind of get the feeling a tiger would give a whole new meaning to 'eating out.'

LMAO.

If I was a girl, I'd use a humming bird as a vibrator. Nature provides, God bless.

It's sorted, I spoke to my friend who can drive, and he said he would be interested in trying it aswell. So this friday were going fence hopping and going to do it; I'll post pics if I can get them

quote:Originally posted by InCasinoOut:

I've watched beastiality porn, but it doesn't like get me off, it's just amusing what people will do for money.

lulz

I'll pay any totse girl $1000 usd to have sex with an animal while I take pictures.

i did once but then shoved the dog out of the room and masturbated ferociously to alittle bit of every thing excluding beastiality porn and gay porn

Won't lie.. be surprised at such things can cross your mind when your young.. lol.. Never got farther than wondering hands, then soon moved on to a g/f.. and that was pretty much that.. I don't have anything against people who do though.. sex is good.. just some people get it in much different ways...

lmao.. do own a horse and some cows now thati think about it.. :P

Meh Ive talked to a freind who fucked his dog. Which scared the shit outa me for the next few days after.

Joke: So ermm is this why all girls want horses? (is it funny cause iono)

http://beastforum.com/

ask these people, they should be able to tell you more.

quote:Originally posted by EtherFreak:

http://beastforum.com/

ask these people, they should be able to tell you more.

Ohhh, I like sexual deviancy forums!

Incest and paedo forums are also pretty rad.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

Ohhh, I like sexual deviancy forums!

Incest and paedo forums are also pretty rad.

Even I have my limits. Your sick!

yeah... ive thought about beastiality... about how fucking gross it is...

Becasue dogs dont have sex that much i reckon they cum buckets. Also where are the pics for the cow sex!

My dog started to give me a blow job once and it wasn't very good. And then he bit down... I screamed like a little girl.

What's with you and your brother and strange sexual perversions. I love it. If you weren't like family I'd suck your dick.

Just remember that fantasies of any kind are perfectly healthy and natural. Just as long as they remain fantasies. I mean, fucking dogs and cats is a bad idea just because diseases. I could care less about the dog/cat/whatever but besides the diseases it could also attack you.

Now, to the real matter at hand: John said he was visiting this Christmas but was a no-show. Where's the love?

Cheers,

Lost

quote:Originally posted by Jack_and_Jill:

Becasue dogs dont have sex that much i reckon they cum buckets. Also where are the pics for the cow sex!If they come while not in heat or not at the right time of year or whatever, it's bad for them and shortens their life span.. so I've heard.

Diseases is the reason I won't fuck a dog, because of syphilis. Cats is just stupid, they are way to small, and never get fucked by a male cat, they have barbs on their cock so they can keep it in.

Other animals are fine, unless someone with an STD has already fucked it.

Once I had sex with a female Gorilla in the Amazons while on a study mission. When she came she bit my left hand off and gave me a horrible scar on the face. I have a bald patch on my head too.

Next I tried having sex with a bitch but her cunt was too tiny so instead I jacked myself off and ejaculated on her face. She licked herself off, and then suddenly pounched on my balls and ripped my right testicle off.

Latest was sex with a cow. Now I have mad cow disease.

What I have learnt in that having sex with animals is a little dangerous. Now I prefer masturbating with chiken lever. I may try having sex with a chicken soon though.

Thanks,

- Gandhi





[This message has been edited by Mahatma Gandhi (edited 01-31-2007).]

Srsly, aim me @ an0iance if you are a girl that wants to be in bestiality porn and get rich.

Wow...

this thread has quickly gone from

"Hey guys...have you ever thought about sex with animals?"

to

"Oh yeah when my dog was giving me a blowjob...heyyyyy a grand to the girl who wants to go beasting with a creepy dude and get paid for it!"

I was surprised at this. Very surprised. Frankly...yeah. The thought of beastiality turns me on alot but only with the other gender (im a male) and only if..well...the animal is willing. For some reason I have for a while now wanted to sex a mare. Just pleasuring such a big and powerful animal...right on. Ah well...its no big deal. Again im just surprised at all the zoophiles out there.

I aint a zoophile, just extremely curious and the odd occassion turned on by it(really turned on)

I thing I'm worried about is if I enjoy bestiality more than normal sex. Because how is it possible to be a straight guy with a GF and be a zoophile, and I don't wanna lose my GF.

But I have the Thought "I need to do it to get it out the way"

quote:Originally posted by slim-ov-derby:

I aint a zoophile, just extremely curious and the odd occassion turned on by it(really turned on)

I thing I'm worried about is if I enjoy bestiality more than normal sex. Because how is it possible to be a straight guy with a GF and be a zoophile, and I don't wanna lose my GF.

But I have the Thought "I need to do it to get it out the way"

zoo = animals Philo = love

Yes my friend. In a word, you are a zoophile. Dont take it too seriously though. Sexual feelings, fantasies, and inclinations are natural and shouldnt be treated as massively pivotal to your life. I mean, if you love your gf why is this such a big deal. Seems like you both just need to work your shit out. And if shes as freaky as you say...well maybe throw a horny animal in the mix. lol. Weird I know but face your reality. If you dont want to have sex with an animal...dont. If you do...well...I dunno what to say other than "do it right".

bump

Ever wonder where my name came from?

Dude I'd totally fuck a neko or something... however you fucking spell it... fuck it...

Once I dropped out of school and finished doing my courses for the meantime (while all my mates worked or were in education) I had pretty much fuck all to do but sit at home all day and masturbate, and the more I did it, the harder it became to get off.

Eventually I got a mild addiction to Dog on Girl beastporn, and at one stage had like 20 video's of it. Duke college girl, Russian lesbians, Anna gets dogged 5 times, filipino farmcum, you name it I seen it and or owned it.

The funniest one would probably be the one that had some asian midget girl doing varios sexual acts with a miniture shetland. I've lost it since kicking the habit and stopping wanking to a few times a fortnight, unfortunately.

Bestiality is for pussies. I want to fuck a tarantula. I want to fuck lichen. I want to fuck my door. I want to fuck electricity. I want to fuck Jesus. I want to fuck existentialism. I want to fuck myself.

And most of all, I want to fuck an apple.

[This message has been edited by Rizzo in a box (edited 02-01-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

Bestiality is for pussies. I want to fuck a tarantula. I want to fuck lichen. I want to fuck my door. I want to fuck electricity. I want to fuck Jesus. I want to fuck existentialism. I want to fuck myself.

And most of all, I want to fuck an apple.



Too much populationpaste.com for you.

There's gotta be like 20+ girls on totse that want to be fucked by a big dog.

:<

I got a lucky break, my ex gf apparently said 'the only man in my life is my cat becuase he has not got any balls'!

quote:Originally posted by DogBoy:

Ever wonder where my name came from?

LMAO

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

Bestiality is for pussies. I want to fuck a tarantula. I want to fuck lichen. I want to fuck my door. I want to fuck electricity. I want to fuck Jesus. I want to fuck existentialism. I want to fuck myself.

And most of all, I want to fuck an apple.



<3

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

Personally though, the thought of doing anything sexual with an animal kind of sickens me...

As disgusting as this fourm is, i must be archived .

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

Bestiality is for pussies. I want to fuck a tarantula. I want to fuck lichen. I want to fuck my door. I want to fuck electricity. I want to fuck Jesus. I want to fuck existentialism. I want to fuck myself.

And most of all, I want to fuck an apple.



Rizzo <3