To put it simple, my girl's twat stinks. Smells like something crawled up there and died. Could have happened, but very unlikely. Is there any suggestions I could make, and is there a way I can say it without her being mad? I can't take eating her smelly pussy when I have a full stomach. Have any of you experienced this before? I've seen plenty of smelly pussies in my day, but hers is by far the smelliest.

i think it's called S&A disease.

she had sex with another guy

lolol. Stanking pussy, man!

Get a flashlight...better yet a headlamp that'll leave your hands free. Get down there...get right in there. Tell her you think she might have lost a tampon up there?

That, no offense, but you think one might have been rotting up there for a couple of months & yer just gonna check & be sure...

She could have an infection. If it's really overwhelmingly stinky then tell her to go to the gynecologist.

Also, I once fucked a 26 year old whore with a stank cunt. She had a kid. I was banging her missionary and all of a sudden this stench kicked me in the face. Right there I rolled off of her and ran to the washroom and my fingers smelt like shit and I thought my dick was infected with some kinda "itis". Her pussy juices were crusted onto my dick and I spent easily half an hour trying to sanatize myself. A couple days later I found out she slept with over 200 guys so I never ever touched that shit again and got all the STD test done because I thought my dick was surely going to fall off after penetrating that diseased infested cum dumpster.

That vagina will haunt me for the rest of my life and I hope I never encounter anything even 1% of her smell ever again!

She's not a Hottentot is she?

As Hottentots a liable to the rotten twats.

quote:Originally posted by SentralOrigin:

Also, I once fucked a 26 year old whore with a stank cunt. She had a kid. I was banging her missionary and all of a sudden this stench kicked me in the face. Right there I rolled off of her and ran to the washroom and my fingers smelt like shit and I thought my dick was infected with some kinda "itis". Her pussy juices were crusted onto my dick and I spent easily half an hour trying to sanatize myself. A couple days later I found out she slept with over 200 guys so I never ever touched that shit again and got all the STD test done because I thought my dick was surely going to fall off after penetrating that diseased infested cum dumpster.

That vagina will haunt me for the rest of my life and I hope I never encounter anything even 1% of her smell ever again!



You must have pretty low standards.

jack's probably going to give me a dead arm for this, but I'm moving it to S&A, you'll have better answers to your question there

GROSS...!

"You know how I wash my dick, well..."

Or else you could give her a taste of her own medicine: not shower for a few days, grow a mighty smegma farm and then see if she'll go down on you. That one's only an option for instigating a "pot and the kettle" situation.

Probably has an infection. Tell her to go to the Gyno.

Infected? That means he's got an infected erection too. Funny thing is? Doc's often only treat one partner in a couple?

That way reinfection is a certainty & thus docs are assured of more patients!

Exthellent!

No, it doesn't mean he has an infection as well. If it is an infection they'll just give her some pills and some creme to stick into her stinky V-hole

quote:Originally posted by Border Hopper:

No, it doesn't mean he has an infection as well. If it is an infection they'll just give her some pills and some creme to stick into her stinky V-hole

Are you talking either urinary or yeast? Don't you think he should be checked out too?

I don't know what I'm talking about. But Tell your chick to go to the Doctor and mention that she has been having sex with you (and anyone else she is having sex with)

Not sure how many others take this into consideration...but if a man ejaculates inside of a girl, that will definitely smell in a couple hrs/the next day.

Im not saying that your girl is cheating on you, but you need to be precise in the smells you are smelling. What type of smell is it? Describe it the best you can.

i'm...going to vomit...

I don't know why the fuck people have this problem with talking. I've told girls when they've not been the cleanest.

uhh, how about making a 'hold your breath' sound when you go down on her

Maybe she doesnt shower...

Tell her you have fantasies about washing cunts.

Ask her if you can wash hers.

man it sticks and you're still eating.

Ive got a tip. TELL HER TO WASH HER FUCKING VAGINA! Dumbass.

Maybe she don't always make her customers wear the rubber?

quote:Originally posted by Senior Pepe:

Ive got a tip. TELL HER TO WASH HER FUCKING VAGINA! Dumbass.

+1

- Caps

- Vagina

+ Cunny

+ Wash your Penis

+ 1 For Gyno

haha, this reminds me of a Dane Cook routine

quote:Originally posted by Khronick:

haha, this reminds me of a Dane Cook routine

Haha i've seen that, Dane Cook FTW.