Long story short:

I am a lesbian, and have been with my girlfriend for 15 months. Over this period of time, she has cheated on me 7 times with both men and women.

Problem 1: I am a nymphomaniac, but she never wants sex with ME unless it is to entertain something male.

Problem 2: her latest Fuck has gotten her pregnant and it is far too late for the morning after pill. she is only 17

problem 2.1: this has gotten her kicked out of home, so they are both on the streets. I am living with my parents, so I can't offer a place.

problem 2.2: she is quite obviously falling for him, and he is in love with both of us.

and just to top it all off...I am 14, she is 17 and he is 23.

any advice out there for me? life fucking sucks at the moment.

No advice that you could follow, given your emotional state.

Keep your nose clean and stay in school.

Dump her, don't talk to either of them, and turn straight so you can use your body to easily manipulate stupid men. Problem solved.

Well? One thing is for sure! Never ever at any time consider in any way the position that sex for people in middle school might be too much for them to handle? No! Sex is all about fun! Nothing else!

So...look on on the fun side of your predicament? Like? Laugh your ass off at them two fools? That'd be a start.

Quit being stupid and focus on school. That girl sounds like a whore.

quote:Originally posted by Tw1sted_Rose:



I am a lesbian

I am a nymphomaniac

I am 14

I am an attention seeking moronic drama queen.



Damn right.

You refuse that guy's money or what? I never read the rest of that thread...

Are you serious? It's.. wow I don't know but you're only 14. She cheated on you 7 times doesn't that say enough? You obviously deserve better.

You're 14. You shouldn't have a girlfriend (or boyfriend). You shouldn't be having sex. You're not a lesbian, you're an idiot.

That is all.

If she'll only shag you to entertain men.... she's not really gay. You would be much better off without her.... she sounds like a cheating bitch.

quote:Originally posted by Forgotten:



You put into words what I was thinking so,so well..

*licks Forgotten all over*

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To thread starter:

The fact that you're 14 and have all these big drama issues is entertaining. Werent you the cow that also said you were going to do porno?

I laugh in your general direction.

...

You're so fucking stupid...

quote:Originally posted by bodomised:

You're 14. You shouldn't have a girlfriend (or boyfriend). You shouldn't be having sex. You're not a lesbian, you're an idiot.

That is all.

Damn right...!

I was pretty sure you were a troll with the whole kiddy porn thing..

But now, I have barely a doubt.

quote:Originally posted by Flock:

I was pretty sure you were a troll with the whole kiddy porn thing..

But now, I have barely a doubt.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

You put into words what I was thinking so,so well..

*licks Forgotten all over*

She sounds more bisexual than lesbian if she's so into guys..

If I were lesbian, I'd stick to lesbians, if I were gay, stick to gays.

Anything in between is gonna confuse things horribly.

14 year old lesbian. Been together for 15 months. So a 13yr old lesbian? WTF is the world coming to. Your not a lesbian you just want to be different or some stupid shit like that. Forget about it. Both of them.

My needle is wavering that way, being sucked towards the 'improper' angle via force of magnetism.

Or... some...thing.

quote:Originally posted by bodomised:

You're 14. You shouldn't have a girlfriend (or boyfriend). You shouldn't be having sex. You're not a lesbian, you're an idiot.

That is all.

shut the fuck up.



get out of that relationship twisted, it's not good for you, obviously. I would suggest finding a girl your own age, but since there aren't many fourteen year old lezbians, and the ones who are lezbians won't admit to it. so I dont know what to tell you. just stay strong I guess.

Do what your girlfriend did?

Hit on a younger & thus easier to manipulate girl. Surely you've eyed some girls who're the age you were when you started?

nymph? You were a-sexual in your last thread.

I think you need to end this bullshit and go to school, why not learn the violin and perfect your super-duper awesome website which damns your school and bums off totse?

You're absolutely fucking disgusting, OP. Forgotten has described you perfectly. Go beg for attention somewhere else. Fourteen year old nymphomaniac, yeaaaaah.

Advice: Kill yourself

*She's cheated on you 7 times in the span of 15 months (or about an average of once a month)

*She's cheated on you with both sexes

*She will only have sex with you to amuse males despite the fact that you're a nympho so presumably always raring to go for some lez lovin'

*She's pregnant

*You're 14, she's 17, he's 23

......Are you sure you don't just think she's your girlfriend? You know, like how some people think there are ghosts in their mirrors or something. All in your head?

Die please.

Brilliant troll. It's just serious enough that most will believe you.

quote:Originally posted by bodomised:

You're 14. You shouldn't have a girlfriend (or boyfriend). You shouldn't be having sex. You're not a lesbian, you're an idiot.

That is all.

everyone else covered the age and sexuality aspects of your post, so i'm going to just briefly touch on: why the fuck would you stay with someone who cheated on you?

i mean in all seriousness, this is the most ridiculous thread i have ever seen. you're 14. you claim to be a lesbian/nympho when you're at an age where almost EVERYONE is confused about their sexuality, not to mention that it has now become "cool" to be a lesbian. you're apparently in the most ludicrous relationship i have ever heard of, and for some reason you're too mind-numbingly stupid to figure this out for yourself and you come to totse for advice. TOTSE.

this is of course assuming that it isn't a troll post. which actually i hope it is, i really do, because this whole thing is laughable.

i;m not sure which is more sad: if this is true or if you are just a troll and went thru all the trouble of creating profiles on other sites to make totse believe you are 'real' (if you don't know what i am talking about see her "my agent wants me to do porn" thread).

really, i don't. either way...you lead a sad little life.

99% chance of troll = get a life.

1% chance this is real = get smarter.

quote:Originally posted by soro_one:

14 year old lesbian. Been together for 15 months. So a 13yr old lesbian? WTF is the world coming to. Your not a lesbian you just want to be different or some stupid shit like that. Forget about it. Both of them.

ALL girls think theyre lesbians at one time or another. it just means that you need to pay more attention to guys.id wait till your around 16-19 to truly determine

I thought I might as well address the title of this thread, since everyone else has pretty much got the rest of it licked.

Sex isn't ruining your life, you and the people around you('s) inability to handle emotions and sexuality is ruining your life.

Dump the bitch, the guy's probably a pedo, and stop confusing a sudden introduction of hormones as 'nymphomania'. You aren't a nymphomaniac, you're just confused and looking for labels.

quote:Originally posted by I_Like_Traffic_Lights:

*She's cheated on you 7 times in the span of 15 months (or about an average of once a month)



Someone needs to get the fuck off totse and back in math class.

On the off chance this thread is legit...OP, have you been raped or sexually abused growing up? Serious question.

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

Brilliant troll. It's just serious enough that most will believe you.

quote:Originally posted by phade:

Someone needs to get the fuck off totse and back in math class.

Every other month. Excuse me for forgetting a word, dick.

there was once a girl i knew like you....

she is now in a woman's mental institution for compulsive lying.... oh and being an idiot, much like yourself...

your biggest problem at 14 should be, "when the hell can i stop wearing training bras and get some tits??"

stop wasting everyones time you useless piece of sh*t.

Can\'t believe no one\'s said this yet

murder/suicide. NOW!

quote:Originally posted by Tw1sted_Rose:

she has cheated on me 7 times.

youre an idiot

You let her cheat on you 6 more times? You should have dumped her after the first. Get rid of her, she isn't your problem.

quote:Originally posted by I_Like_Traffic_Lights:



......Are you sure you don't just think she's your girlfriend? .....All in your head? Fags can be pretty delusional.

quote:Originally posted by soro_one:

14 year old lesbian. Been together for 15 months. So a 13yr old lesbian? WTF is the world coming to. Your not a lesbian you just want to be different or some stupid shit like that. Forget about it. Both of them.

Agreed. What the fuck is wrong with people? Kids your age shouldnt even try to get a relationship.

quote:Originally posted by pyroman5000:

Agreed. What the fuck is wrong with people? Kids your age shouldnt even try to get a relationship.

Dat's fer sure! They should thexxth with a great variety of people!

j/k

let's just assume this is not all bull

Your girlfriend is a wannabe bi attentionwhore who doesn't really love you (otherwise she would do you all the time) but just uses you as time filling and a way to get others into the sack

Appart from that she seems to have so many issues i'd stay outta her way in the first place

But, besides all this, i hope you have a nice life,

The wabbit

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Dump her, don't talk to either of them, and turn straight so you can use your body to easily manipulate stupid men. Problem solved.



Gus, words of wisdom, however

1.) Girls instinctively learn how to take advantadge of men to use there advantadge

2.) even if not to her advantadge, she'll learn to break hearts just for kicks and to boost her ego



Michael

how come you never post replies at all in any of your threads?

quote:Originally posted by Tesla:

how come you never post replies at all in any of your threads?I was thinking that.

It's because he/she is a troll; writes something provocative, then runs off to let things boil up.

Yea Like someone else said about the thread FUCK YOU Leave sex out of this. Sex DID NOTHING wrong to you or your life. IF anything you ruined your own life if you really are being serious. Don't blame the sex you son of a bitch, unless you a 30 year old with kids and a wife/husband and your a sexaholic and keep cheating and buying whores and your about to loose your family or life cuz you got an STD then you might be able to say sex is ruining your life even then its not sexes fault its your own. DON'T blame other people/things for your own fucking faults people especially not blame something as great as sex.

LAWLGYFUCKINGGAG

moonmeister, you crack me up.

The rest of the thread, tl;dr... it wasnt even too long, just nothing could live up to that.