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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-01-12, 01:16
penisshredder69 penisshredder69 is offline
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Default so im asking this girl out tomorow...

she knows im gonna do it,but dies anyine have any advice on how i can make it a little more surprising?
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Old 2007-01-12, 01:17
Cpt.Winters Cpt.Winters is offline
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Default Re: so im asking this girl out tomorow...

Talk to her real casual like all day long, and at the last possible instant ask her out.
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Old 2007-01-12, 01:32
doornob_lightbulb doornob_lightbulb is offline
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Default Re: so im asking this girl out tomorow...

Don't drag it out if she knows its coming.
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Old 2007-01-12, 01:34
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Default Re: so im asking this girl out tomorow...

Do it in front of all of her friends.
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Old 2007-01-12, 02:37
Macdaddy4738 Macdaddy4738 is offline
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Default Re: so im asking this girl out tomorow...

dont ask her out tomorrow? That'll sure suprise her
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Old 2007-01-12, 02:40
Silhouette Silhouette is offline
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Default Re: so im asking this girl out tomorow...

turn up on her doorstep naked with flowers tied round your weiner.
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Old 2007-01-12, 02:45
Prime Prime is offline
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Default Re: so im asking this girl out tomorow...

quote:Originally posted by voodoonirvana:

Do it in front of all of her friends.



you sick, torturous bastard....

...WAIT...

yes, yes... do this.. it's fool-proof..

hahahahahahahhaahhaah!
 #8 
Old 2007-01-12, 02:52
ZeroMalarki ZeroMalarki is offline
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Default Re: so im asking this girl out tomorow...

Confidence.. could always go up with a cheeky smirk and go..

"So.. do you not not want to go out with me?"

I don't know if this would work. It'd be fun though.
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Old 2007-01-12, 03:02
majinbijiita majinbijiita is offline
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Default Re: so im asking this girl out tomorow...

What do you guys not get about the word: "Troll"

When someone doesn't even reply to the replies in their thread, do you think they give a shit?

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Old 2007-01-12, 04:28
chunt chunt is offline
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Default Re: so im asking this girl out tomorow...

walk next to her whens shes carrying something then smack it out of her hands on the floor then grab her on both sides of the face and kiss her forcibly yet passionately
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Old 2007-01-12, 05:12
penisshredder69 penisshredder69 is offline
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Default Re: so im asking this girl out tomorow...

quote:Originally posted by majinbijiita:

What do you guys not get about the word: "Troll"

When someone doesn't even reply to the replies in their thread, do you think they give a shit?



shut the fuck up



thanks above posters

except for majinbijiita
 #12 
Old 2007-01-12, 12:56
Mantikore Mantikore is offline
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Default Re: so im asking this girl out tomorow...

how does she know?
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Old 2007-01-12, 15:21
Zonko Zonko is offline
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Default Re: so im asking this girl out tomorow...

quote:Originally posted by ZeroMalarki:

Confidence.. could always go up with a cheeky smirk and go..

"So.. do you not not want to go out with me?"

I don't know if this would work. It'd be fun though.

Use of a double negative like that wouldn't impress anyone, you'd just sort of look like a geeky amádan.
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Old 2007-01-12, 16:27
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Default Re: so im asking this girl out tomorow...

quote:Originally posted by Silhouette:

turn up on her doorstep naked with flowers tied round your weiner.
 #15 
Old 2007-01-12, 17:11
BluryVision BluryVision is offline
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Default Re: so im asking this girl out tomorow...

I don't think you'll pop the question, too much pressure on the situation now.
 #16 
Old 2007-01-12, 19:26
stab stab is offline
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Default Re: so im asking this girl out tomorow...

Pull out her ovaries and declare, "these are mine now".
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Old 2007-01-13, 20:55
FidelCastro FidelCastro is offline
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Default Re: so im asking this girl out tomorow...

quote:Originally posted by stab:

Pull out her ovaries and declare, "these are mine now".

I agree, Klingon Style.
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Old 2007-01-13, 22:51
MJR deus MJR deus is offline
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Default Re: so im asking this girl out tomorow...

quote:Originally posted by stab:

Pull out her ovaries and declare, "these are mine now".

dude if her ovaries stick out..chances are shes not a girl...words of wisdom from blink 182

'son you better turn your back and run now'

/>/> Mike
 
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