Does anyone else name thier dildos?

I've had two in my lifetime... Sebastian ('The Rabbit') and Misty (A newer 'The Rabbit')

I refer to them by name and it's wonderful. Anyone else?

I don't have one.

But after the recent bout of rather intense phone sex, I'm beginning to think I should.

no, i don't name them.

but my boyfriend and i refer to my large one as 'the big guy' :/

Yes I name them all, first names,middle names, last names.

They're all in my imaginary closet tucked away which I hope never to see a reality of.

i named my cock today

its elphy wouls

it was named by my friends girlfriend

i named her bewbs they are candy and luwanda

i just realized how funny and wrong that it!

quote:Originally posted by robyextreme:

Yes I name them all, first names,middle names, last names.

Same here. Mine even have birth certificates and social insurance numbers. They are also considered to be legal Canadian Citizens and can hold jobs if they so choose.

My girlfriend tried to convince me to name mine "asphalt"... and after a while it stuck. Bit of an in-joke, there.

Mine dosn't have a name.... I think she'll feel left out now.... I should name her.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Same here. Mine even have birth certificates and social insurance numbers. They are also considered to be legal Canadian Citizens and can hold jobs if they so choose.

One of mine is a board director at a middle-sized office supply company.

THOR! THE HOLE RIPPER!

- Rabb

quote:Originally posted by rabbhimself:

THOR! THE HOLE RIPPER!

quote:Originally posted by Mr.Happy:

One of mine is a board director at a middle-sized office supply company.

Haha I love it

quote:Originally posted by chunt:

i named my cock today

its elphy wouls

it was named by my friends girlfriend

i named her bewbs they are candy and luwanda

i just realized how funny and wrong that it!

Dude...

quote:Originally posted by Tw1sted_Rose:

My girlfriend tried to convince me to name mine "asphalt"... and after a while it stuck. Bit of an in-joke, there.

Because you screwed the pavement?

Anyways, I don't have a dildo, and I haven't named my penis, either. Why bother treating it like something separate when it's all me?

Edited for spelling.

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My gf names hers, I also live in Canada an made them all trustees for a charity I just registered.

mine is named Gustave

my ex had 2. Mr pink and mr purple. Sadly mr purple sucked, and mr pink died... to be replaced by....mr pink

quote:Originally posted by socratic:

Because you screwed the pavement?

Anyways, I don't have a dildo, and I haven't named my penis, either. Why bother treating it like something separate when it's all me?

Edited for spelling.



I think you missed the point of asphalt, im guessing it has to do more with the ASS part of Asphalt.

I dont have any as im a guy.

quote:Originally posted by chunt:

i named my cock today

its elphy wouls

it was named by my friends girlfriend

i named her bewbs they are candy and luwanda

i just realized how funny and wrong that it!

I named a friend of mines tits Twidledee and Twidledum, she named my dick Napoleon Dynamite

quote:Originally posted by the_boogiman:

I named a friend of mines tits Twidledee and Twidledum, she named my dick Napoleon Dynamite

im never gonna understand why the fuck people name their cocks...

my gf's is named mustache pete.

Mine is named Springsteen... and I don't know why....

Sir Slam-alot.

The Anal Pillager.

And finally.

The Big Bang.



Actually, I don't own Dildos. But if I did. It would be hard to pick between those.

quote:Originally posted by monsoonalrain:

Mine is named Springsteen... and I don't know why....

I FOUND YOU!!!!!

Um, if only I had one..

Purple Man. I have a pic of him, but I'm not about to share cause I look like a dumbass.

I wish I had one..

quote:Originally posted by prettypoems:

Um, if only I had one..

If you ever get one could you name it TruthWielder? :-D

quote:Originally posted by NiGhT PrOwLeR:

mine is named Gustave

so...you're packin' a choade?

The first one I ever owned was "The evil overlod of the underwear drawer"

Now I have too many toys to name them all.



edit: A friend of mine used to have 2 and called them Mr and Mrs Buzz buzz.

Sue Johansen endorses a line of silicone toys that are all "The royal ___"

The funniest is the royal butler, which is a rather large vibrating butt plug.

[This message has been edited by xXBatgirlXx (edited 01-18-2007).]

My girlfriend's came with the name Romeo.

My ex called hers big blue.