So, my girl is coming here for the weekend, we have a ~*long-distance relationship*~, and i was wondering if anyone knew ways to increase the ammount of cum i produce, by friday, so i can plaster her with it .

any tips/tricks?

youre an idiot..

just dont fap as much.

and drink lots of water.. and google.



[This message has been edited by Neenjah (edited 01-11-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by Neenjah:

youre an idiot..

just dont fap as much.

and drink lots of water.. and google.





Or make a thread in S&A, hoping i can get relavent information from people that aren't asshats. Why did you even post in here? To tell me to drink wateR? O thx.

Drink ass milk. It works.

quote:Originally posted by Psychonautical:

Drink ass milk. It works.

Source??!?!?1

Not masturbating usually does the trick well. So, though, did you claim to her that you could do a gallon or something?

if youd have searched google first i wouldnt have had to make fun of you cumquat

quote:Originally posted by Neenjah:

if youd have searched google first i wouldnt have had to make fun of you cumquat

If everyone google'd instead of posting, Totse would be reduced down to SG & B&M.



Also, no, i didn't promise her that, i was just seeing if could increase it, my cum is only about a tablespoon at it's most, normal, but i'd like to have more!!11.

seriosuly drink water. sperm is mostly protein right.. so eat some beans.

i swear if you dont ejaculate for 5 to 6 days youll have a fucking bucket load.

smoke some meth and i guarantee you're good to-go

Hmm.. probably irrelevant, but there is a pill called "sucrecum" which makes your bodily fluids taste better. I don't know of anything to increase volume of ejaculate...

Water...like everyone else said.

eat nothing but spicy food, lots of garlic and onions and then wham u got yourself a sticky stinky mess that she can't help but gag on!! ho-ray u da man dawg... not

don't jack off... and eat foods containing lots of protein.. but do the garlic thing thats funny as shit

My pride and joy is the amount I cum. A lot.

Just get her to massage your balls during sex. Lots, and lots, and LOTS of foreplay. Get so close to actually having sex, but try and avoid it for as long as possible. Just when you feel like you have blue balls, have sex. Also, try and get right to the point of cumming, then slow down, take a small break (go down on her), then start on her again. Drink lots of water.

Doing this, your orgasm will last ages and you'll shoot more than you knew you could.

quote:Originally posted by Neenjah:

seriosuly drink water. sperm is mostly protein right.. so eat some beans.

i swear if you dont ejaculate for 5 to 6 days youll have a fucking bucket load.

Sure, but you'll bust in 10 seconds.

As opposed to your usual 15.

quote:Originally posted by Nephtys-Ra:

Sure, but you'll bust in 10 seconds.

As opposed to your usual 15.



BURN!!!!

Eat lots of pineapple and oranges. Fresh if you can. If anything, it will supposedly make your jizz taste better.

quote:Originally posted by midnight_toker:

eat nothing but spicy food, lots of garlic and onions and then wham u got yourself a sticky stinky mess that she can't help but gag on!! ho-ray u da man dawg... not

don't jack off... and eat foods containing lots of protein.. but do the garlic thing thats funny as shit

Not half as hilarious as your iq

(yes, you actually managed to be so much by retardedness even by totse standards i now actually look your post up to have a laugh)

quote:Originally posted by Neenjah:

i swear if you dont ejaculate for 5 to 6 days youll have a fucking bucket load.

That's actually not true at all. Balls can refill their sperm in hours, and once they're full, they're full. All holding of ejaculation for a long time does is increase your chances of prostate cancer.

Dude aboce was correct, your balls have a limit, if you overflow your body releases some sperm in piss. What i've found good, if drink 5 pints of water, 2 potatoes and youyr other regular meals, teh potatoes help with fibre and carbs which are energy. My cum is quite, white, and i just finished bashing off and it was lieka fountain and i wanked yesterday, also it depends how old you are, im 16 and quite good, adults balls fill up in 12 hours... ish

quote:Originally posted by Psychonautical:

Drink ass milk. It works.

I saw a video of that in college (years ago), and lost the file. Anyone know where I could find it? It is so funny and gross.

Just don't let yourself cum for a while. If she's been teasing and stimulating you for a whole day, you'll cum a hell of a lot more than you will if you first cum within ten minutes of seeing her. It's not to do with saving it up and producing more, it's to do with how much of your reserves you release at once.

A prostate-assisted orgasm after a whole day of that, besides feeling absolutely amazing, would completely empty you (that's what a prostate-assisted orgasm does), and you'd be at maximum capacity after that day too. So you'd be cumming everything you had. Just don't expect to be able to do it again for a while

Lol. You have a low sperm count.

But seriously. Every thrust builds up a tiny little bit of sperm. Just dont let yourself blow. If need be, stop and take it easy for a minute and kiss her or whatever. The longer you delay it, the bigger the load will be.

quote:Originally posted by Psychonautical:

Drink ass milk. It works.

quote:Originally posted by Mr Ass Milk:

Source??!?!?1

^dude, mr ass milk, i hope u werent seriously asking for a source there/

all. you guys are wrong protien does nothing. its zinc

Zinc has been shown to improve both the amount of sperm you produce and the sperm's ability to move spontaneously and independently. Coupled with amino acids , this will increase sperm volume significantly.

quote:Originally posted by CDAWG:

all. you guys are wrong protien does nothing. its zinc

Zinc has been shown to improve both the amount of sperm you produce and the sperm's ability to move spontaneously and independently. Coupled with amino acids , this will increase sperm volume significantly.

thx

So, what foods have zinc in it?

Search for "PC Muscle exercises" if you want to cum mass amounts.