I can give my own self a blow job, I never really bothered before, but damn I made myself cum three times. (Not shitting you)

So, so many nights I spent feeling depressed and emo in my dark computer gaming room knowing I'm a 18 year old virgin who's yet to kiss or even hug a girl one day.

Now.. I DON'T HAVE TO. I can just do the womans job myself and it feels DAAAAAAAMN good. I can actually fit my entire mouth to the bottom, before it was only half way, but I got better at it.

You must be very flexible...Did you swallow? lol

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

You must be very flexible...Did you swallow? lol

NO, I'm sure I crossed some boundaries of gayness already that would be pushing it.

I'm not to flexible, I'm just short person. So meaning I have a smaller back.

quote:Originally posted by osessity:

NO, I'm sure I crossed some boundaries of gayness already that would be pushing it.

I'm not to flexible, I'm just short person. So meaning I have a smaller back.

Yeah? You're also a bullshitter.

I want pics.

Just so you know...it's not spelt with a 'k' but 'chiro'...

I wish I could suck my own dick. I so would.

I really want to suck a dick but most other guys repulse me.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

I wish I could suck my own dick. I so would.

I really want to suck a dick but most other guys repulse me.

No you wouldn't. I can... but... dude, it's not worth the effort, it takes so much effort you never get to really enjoy it. THE nice thing bout blowjobs is you can sorta chill

Are you that guy from BYOB, going through different forums trying to get money?

quote:Originally posted by dark-easterbunny:

No you wouldn't. I can... but... dude, it's not worth the effort, it takes so much effort you never get to really enjoy it. THE nice thing bout blowjobs is you can sorta chill

I always thought THE nice thing about blowjobs...was getting a blowjob...

-Val

After reading this thread, I tried it and found it to be the most erotic thing I had ever done, including having sex. There's something about controllng your own sensations that lends itself to feelings of power that can be very, very arousing. I did a lot of research on autofellatio before I attempted it, and I found a large variety of opinions on the topic, from rather homophobic gentlemen commenting on it being a purely "gay" act to gay men who endorsed it as an entirely heterosexual experience. After considering the moral and orientative side of it, I decided to give it a go: in my mind, autofellatio is no more homosexual than holding your cock in your hand and rubbing it, *an idea supported by the fact that this kind of mastrubation is totally accepted (and even encouraged) in polite society today.*

Now I'm considering getting into the autofellatio movement, particularly because there seems to be such a lack of expansive content and guides available out there; the general instrutions I found were vague at best, and I've discovered that certain Yoga positions increase flexibility beneficial to autofellatio when compared with others. And before the inevitably immature 12-year-olds begin denouncing me as a fag, let me make myself perfectly clear: I have never found a man, a man's penis, or the thought of a homosexual relationship arousing. The only reason I endorse autofellatio is because autofellatio is a highly effective form of mastrubation, an activity which the majority of men practice and are interested in. Sucking your own cock does not make you gay.

My $00.02- comment or discuss.

[This message has been edited by Opus (edited 01-12-2007).]