So because I cried because I miss him so much, my boyfriend decided to come visit me. My little sister drove him to the bus depot tonight, but he just missed the 10:00 pm bus, and the next bus doesn't leave until 12:30 am, and doesn't get here until 5:30 am! I feel so lucky that he's willing to ride a bus all night just to see me, but I also feel kind of bad because he's coming just because I'm a cry baby!

So I want to surprise him with something, but I have no idea what. It's 11:30 pm here, and the only place I can think of that would be open right now is Shoppers Drug Mart, and I'm not sure if I could find a suitable present there...But I really want to get him something, so should I go check anyway? I'm not tired at all, so I don't mind going shopping this late.

I also want to give him a massage tomorrow (with a happy ending, of course...lol!).

Can you guys think of anything else? I have $90 and six hours to pull something off...Cheers in advance.

blow job, sex, blow job sex then more blowjob and some more sex?

Get that boy somethin to eat!

And your body.

Option 1: Make a nice meal, now. He'll be hungry. Set it all out. Let him eat, then suck his dick while he watches Futurama or something. Then proceed to fuck him all night long, and suggest things that he can do to you that he hasn't yet and wants to.

Option 2: Make a nice cocktail 'so he can unwind'. But spike it with 2 E pills and a viagra. Then proceed to have sex with him.

Be creative, go to Shoppers and shop.

Be sure to have something to wake him up.

Edit: Save the money for when he's there. That way you can afford things like food and condoms.

1.) Foolish.

2.) Memorable.

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Have a great meal prepared with a nice desert, a nice frosty beer or drink of preference.

Then after, sit him where he's comfortable, excuse yourself and then come back in your underwear with a bow around your neck.

Do it!

Thanks for the ideas guys. I'm going to go to Shoppers and see if I can find anything.

Being a guy, I am an expert at what we want.

Food.

Alcohol.

Pleasure.

By alcohol, maybe mixed drinks or beer.

If he cares about you enough to ride a bus 6 hours (I know the feeling) Hopefully you know what he likes...

Also, when he shows up, be dressed sexy.

Or don't dress at all. =)

--AutoLogic--

quote:Originally posted by CatharticWeek:



sit him where he's comfortable, excuse yourself and then come back in your underwear with a bow around your neck.



That sounds GREAT. I would love that.

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Go to that shop, buy a bunch of baby oil, buy a little kiddie pool, oil yourself up and ask him to fuck you in the kiddie pool of baby oil. That would be pretty tight.

If I came home from a longass bus ride, and my girl made me a nice meal and had my favorite beer, I would probably start crying out of sheer joy.

quote:Originally posted by Schmazz:

If I came home from a longass bus ride, and my girl made me a nice meal and had my favorite beer, I would probably start crying out of sheer joy.

qft

All you need is to be alone, mabye a E pill for both of you. And a case of good beer, Corona or something. Or mabye some vicodin or oxycodone and a good movie, so you guys can just fuck, and cuddle and watch a movie with the warm euphoria of opiates intertwining your bodies.

Good beer and a movie sounds good, rolling sounds best though.

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quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Go to that shop, buy a bunch of baby oil, buy a little kiddie pool, oil yourself up and ask him to fuck you in the kiddie pool of baby oil. That would be pretty tight.

honestly, that sounds like a fuckin plan. iam gonna tell my chick to do that.

He'll probably be tired and a bit pissed off with the world in general, so keep it simple.

6 pack+ anal+sammich

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Option 1: Make a nice meal, now. He'll be hungry. Set it all out. Let him eat, then suck his dick while he watches Futurama or something. Then proceed to fuck him all night long, and suggest things that he can do to you that he hasn't yet and wants to.

Option 2: Make a nice cocktail 'so he can unwind'. But spike it with 2 E pills and a viagra. Then proceed to have sex with him.

actually option two is kinda fuckin' stupid because for a healthy young male, taking viagra is dangerous. Don't be a fuckin' retard.

Sick_boy, you could try not being such an inconvenient crybaby bitch. I'm sure that would surprise him. Shit, that'd surprise me. Don't worry though nobody actually expects you to get your shit together and realize that the world doesn't revolve around you.

Why the fuck didn't you travel out to see HIM if you miss him so much?

EDIT: Sorry for throwing salt but I had to say what I felt.

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Show him your penis.

quote:Originally posted by actionfaad:



Why the fuck didn't you travel out to see HIM if you miss him so much?



Because I'm at university and he has a bus ticket that is about to expire.

I would love to prepare him a meal, but it was after midnight when I left to go shopping so the grocery stores were closed (same with the liquor stores). Also, I live in a dorm, so the kitchen sucks and all my dishes have disappeared since I've been gone for Christmas, lol.

I found a pretty sweet video game at Shoppers though, it's a controller that you plug into your TV and it has casino games. Kind of lame, but my boyfriend loves gambling and video games, so I think he'll like it. It was the only thing even remotely appropriate I could find at a drug store. Oh and I got him a cheesy card too.

Euda, I stocked up on condoms too, lol.

But seriously, just show him you appreciate what he's doing for you. I did something like that a long time ago, and you definitely don't want to disappoint. If he's going somewhere at 5am, it better be a damn good time, if you know what I'm saying.

Give him the $90.

quote:Originally posted by lordsjohnson:

Give him the $90.

Sick_Boy: got it. where does he live?

Bacon kicks ass. If you get him bacon in the morning that'd rule.

tell him your pregnant. that would surprise him.

You got the beer and bow too, right?

Give him one hell of a kiss hello and find out whether he'd rather sleep or get it on first. Go from there. Make sure you have some sort of food for him... bacon is always a good start.

Stop talking and when you guys have sex, stop talking.

Shoppers didn't have the colour of hair dye I wanted so I bought three packs of condoms and a shitload of munchies and swore never to step foot in the place again!! I wanted blue hair, damnit!

he missed the bus because he's boffing your sister Sick_Boy

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Option 1: Make a nice meal, now. He'll be hungry. Set it all out. Let him eat, then suck his dick while he watches Futurama or something. Then proceed to fuck him all night long, and suggest things that he can do to you that he hasn't yet and wants to.

Option 2: Make a nice cocktail 'so he can unwind'. But spike it with 2 E pills and a viagra. Then proceed to have sex with him.



DON'T MIX E WITH VIAGRA! Fucking hell... Sometimes people make me believe in natural selection.

quote:Originally posted by RedShift00:

he missed the bus because he's boffing your sister Sick_Boy

Ahhhhhahahahahhaha.

Srsly tho, have him catch you in bed with another chick, with his favorite beer, and a sammich made next to the bed. fuck yes. *faps*

quote:Originally posted by actionfaad:

Bacon kicks ass. If you get him bacon in the morning that'd rule.



Cooking, can you cook?

In the morning make him a fried egg, bacon and tomato sandwich, infact, make 2.

Unless he dislikes any of the ingredience, he should love that for breakfast.

quote:Originally posted by BassKidnapper:

Sometimes people make me believe in natural selection.

And the rest of the time you don't believe in natural selection?

quote:Originally posted by Schmazz:

If I came home from a longass bus ride, and my girl made me a nice meal and had my favorite beer, I would probably start crying out of sheer joy.

Add a huge bonb packed with a fat bowl, and a few lines of hydromorphone and you've got a truly cry-worthy scene.

quote:Originally posted by 256:

And the rest of the time you don't believe in natural selection?

If you DO believe in natural selection, explain how george bush and the like get in such close proximity to big weapons yet continue to stay alive.

I think that the best gift (not including sex) would be drugs. If I came home to find my wife with a baggie of pot, I'd giver her lots of <3ings.

Surprise buttsecks!!!

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

Can you guys help me think of a surprise for my boyfriend?

Tell him you're gay.

If I remember correctly, you live in Edmonton. And making your boyfriend take a bus all fucking night to go to Edmonton is hell. Give him a ticket for the next bus home. That is what he wants.

Trust me - the absolute best way you can make him feel happy about going so far out of his way to care for you is...

*drum roll*

SEX!

Not just normal sex, you've got to go all out if you want him to feel seriously happy about coming to see you - since you don't have a dick you won't understand the logic behind this, but believe me it'll work perfectly.

See when he shows up, he's expecting you to be all sad and upset, and needing to be looked after. No matter how sensitive and caring he is, unless he's a complete pussy he's not going to be LOOKING FORWARD to this, even though he might sincerely want to look after you.

So you've got to surprise him in a way that makes him realise you're not being selfish about this.

You'll know what turns him on better than anyone here, but for example this is what would work for me and most guys generally: let's say he arrives at your place (making sure you'll both be alone when he gets there), you kiss each other etc, and you're saying hi and so on. What he doesn't know is that underneath the coat you're wearing, all you've got on is a gstring, or some such panties. After you close the door, push him back against the wall, throw off your coat, and get down on your knees. Look up at him and say you want to show him how much you appreciate him coming to look after you, and give him a blowjob.

No guy in the world would be disappointed that they came to see you after that.

NOT ONE!

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bollocks... I should have checked the time she posted that before writing my post

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

bollocks... I should have checked the time she posted that before writing my post

He probably dumped her.

quote:Originally posted by met_B_A_N_S:

He probably dumped her.

If I took a 5 hour bus trip in the middle of the night to go look after my girlfriend because she was really sad, and when I get there she didn't give me a blowjob?

See any guy can instantly guess my reaction.

But most girls wouldn't have a clue.

It's perhaps the greatest tragedy in the universe. At least.

How about an update Sick? I'm kinda curious...

And BTW, I really do think (especially after reading this thread) chicks under-appreciate just how much guys like blowjobs. My best friend could have just got shot in the head in front of me, and if a hot chick starts sucking my dick, I would be in a good mood.

For future reference, if he likes gambling, how about a game of strip something? Personally, I love gambling, and love getting a reward for winning. Playing strip poker, or strip whatever-the-hell is on that video game would be fun. If you don't play, just do the more money he gets the more clothes you take off...

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