She wants me to name it. I cant think of anything to match the coolness of naming a penis 'stiffmeister'.

Aaaaaaaaaaand, go.

pix?

Oh wow.

Name it 'Jizz Recepticle"

First off, useless without pics and I'm talking vag not penor.

Secondly, if I were a friend or your girlfriend and I heard that you named your penis "stiffmeister" I'd make sure you could never have a "stiffmeister" ever again for the shame you brought apon the title "man".

cum bucket

mucus hole

grand canyon

EDIT: I am angry and bitter at your cuteness.

[This message has been edited by rabbitweed (edited 01-10-2007).]

The pit of despair.

bottomless pit

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

mucus hole



Ugh...*shudder*

My boyfriend calls my cunt "Poose", and I think that's cute.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

Ugh...*shudder*

My boyfriend calls my cunt "Poose", and I think that's cute.Wow, that dude in the "Post Your Box" thread was right. You do seem waaay into your boyfriend. I'm not judging, just observing...

laura bush?

come up with it on your own dude!! do you really want to think of totse everytime you use the nickname? it should be something just between the two of you.

quote:Originally posted by robinhoody:

The pit of despair.

quote:Originally posted by oral fixation:

laura bush?

come up with it on your own dude!! do you really want to think of totse everytime you use the nickname? it should be something just between the two of you.

Agreed.



You: *variable* is X, Y & Z.

Her: Awww, that pet name is so cute!@!!! like where did you come up with that??!!!!

You: I had a message board do it for me

/she kicks you in the nuts and fucks your best friend

quote:Originally posted by robinhoody:

Wow, that dude in the "Post Your Box" thread was right. You do seem waaay into your boyfriend. I'm not judging, just observing...

What can I say? I'm in love, lol.

"Vagina".

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

mucus hole

Thats pure gold.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

What can I say? I'm in love, lol.



i'm not saying that you're not, but the constant need to think about and talk about someone is usually more of a lust aspect.

quote:Originally posted by oral fixation:



i'm not saying that you're not, but the constant need to think about and talk about someone is usually more of a lust aspect.

^^ Exactly.

I cannot imagine dealing with sicky. People that needy are just utter hell.

Of course, it's comments on the internet like that which will tear her already stricken reminents of self esteem even deeper.

LOL!

Carl

I'm pretty sure whenever I mention my boyfriend, it's relevant to the thread. Like I keep saying, he's the only person I have sex with, so of course he'll come up alot in a sex forum. And I don't talk about him in real life, because who would listen to that? lol

And RogueWarheart, do you really think your post bothers me at all? I'm gonna go cry myself to sleep now.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

I'm pretty sure whenever I mention my boyfriend, it's relevant to the thread. Like I keep saying, he's the only person I have sex with, so of course he'll come up alot in a sex forum. And I don't talk about him in real life, because who would listen to that? lol

And RogueWarheart, do you really think your post bothers me at all? I'm gonna go cry myself to sleep now.

^good post?

Jim

Okay guys, since I'm a nerd and I'm bored, I decided to make a tally of all my threads:

Boyfriend mentioned (relevant): 28

Boyfriend mentioned (irrelevant): 0

Boyfriend not mentioned: 60



So not even a third. I don't think that's excessive.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

Okay guys, since I'm a nerd and I'm bored, I decided to make a tally of all my threads:

Boyfriend mentioned (relevant): 28

Boyfriend mentioned (irrelevant): 0

Boyfriend not mentioned: 60



So not even a third. I don't think that's excessive.

You seem to have plenty of time.

How about getting some help? That way you won't be dependent upon others in life.

Axewound

FRUMPY

Lola

Pyroman Pussy 5000!!!

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

Ugh...*shudder*

My boyfriend calls my cunt "Poose", and I think that's cute.

is he dutch by any chance?



*throws a yellow panda at floodcontrol*

Afro-clam. Creamery.

Cockpit.

Heliamphora !!!

Frankencunt.

lucy

Sperm Donation Bank.

Or..."Wank Bank"

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San Diego Zoo

Chewbacca.

It's the... Hopefully Hygenic Hallway!

or maybe the... Badly Broken Fingertrap.

Receptacle #1

Ok, no ideas here. Odd thing for her to ask but meh, whatever.

quote:Originally posted by Docta?:

It's the... Hopefully Hygenic Hallway!

or maybe the... Badly Broken Fingertrap.



liked the second one... though course callin it that would be retarded, but still, good find

Roxxbox? cause it rocks?



*throws a well fed but too lazy to fly pigeon on top of flood controls head*

quote:Originally posted by lordsjohnson:

Jim

this is a good one.

gutter-mouth

EL COOCH

or

Patty Punani

or

Patsy the pussy

or

Phoebe the fanny...

"County Landfill"

quote:Originally posted by Run_For_Tha_Hills:

Oh wow.

Name it 'Jizz Recepticle"

Little miss front bottom.

As coined by Dawn French.

America is now confused

Massive Void

The Final Frontier

Grand Caynon

Lips Of Doom

Orgasmatron

City Of Lips

Woot Iam good at this:P

name it DesertRebel.

quote:Originally posted by robinhoody:

The pit of despair.

lawl best one yet

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

Okay guys, since I'm a nerd and I'm bored, I decided to make a tally of all my threads:

Boyfriend mentioned (relevant): 28

Boyfriend mentioned (irrelevant): 0

Boyfriend not mentioned: 60



So not even a third. I don't think that's excessive.

Shush! You shouldn't go too deep, ok?

The Southern Flower

mrs tinkles

front bum

I understand, sicky.

I talk about my boy online all the time. I don't want to gush about him in person, because that's weird. Have to let our girly emotions out somewhere.

ROFL I knew this was gonna be funny ^___^

I <3 totse!

i don't normally list shit, but for u and this stupid thread I'll make an exception.

crabshack, crabhouse, sandbag, fleabag, trash heap, senior puss, stinky, hemroid factory, godzilla, loosepooch, snatch, wet holeio, el terrible, and susan.

PAFFY



ftw.

quote:Originally posted by DesertRebel:

name it DesertRebel.

That would mean DesertRebel's a pussy...

And, hello everybody - I hope I die and burn in hell. But seriously, I'm not depressed. Just very, very naive.

Oh, and on topic: Name it "Stimpy".



[This message has been edited by Misanthrope (edited 01-11-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by firekitty751:

Have to let our girly emotions out somewhere.

hawt lesbian secks plz

Stinky

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

hawt lesbian secks plz

^^ The sad thing is the poster, "Gadzooks", is not 12 years of age.

Let us observe a moment of silence upon behalf of this tortured boy without even the slightest beginning of a pube.