Seriously.

Don't get me wrong, I love it when a chick goes down, tickles me (my hardcore tickle spot is in my lower stomach/pubic area), starts stroking my cock and playing with it. But, when it comes to a full-on "jill off," I think the shit sucks. The past couple chicks I've been with don't have a fucking clue what they're doing, and the last chick literally treated my cock like it was a fucking tube of toothpaste. My dick was out of commission for a couple days after she was done. It was like sticking my dick in a sausage grinder. Most of the time, I moaned out of actual pain than pleasure. If a bitch is going to go to all the work to get carpel tunnel and shit, why not just suck my dick and make things better and easier/not as messy. I don't get it. Besides, if I want to jerk my cock, I can just do it at home much better than she can. Am I the only one who feels this way?

damn you need to start ging for other girls cause the ones I'ved been with are good at it

It's not really like I go for a chick because I can sense how good she is at yanking my meat. Again, I'd rather her just do what I can't do...

Man, girls usually don't do it hard enough for me.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Man, girls usually don't do it hard enough for me.



Dude, that's what I normally thought, since I know that's the reason it takes me a bit of time to get off when fucking and sucking, however, this bitch seriously jelqued the FUCK out of my dick to the point that it HURT.

quote:Originally posted by Run_For_Tha_Hills:



Dude, that's what I normally thought, since I know that's the reason it takes me a bit of time to get off when fucking and sucking, however, this bitch seriously jelqued the FUCK out of my dick to the point that it HURT.

Hmm.... Cum faster. It's the only way to survive!

LOL tr00. I was trying. It hurt so much at some points, it was kind of bringing my stiffy down. I had to force myself to cum.

quote:Originally posted by Run_For_Tha_Hills:

LOL tr00. I was trying. It hurt so much at some points, it was kind of bringing my stiffy down. I had to force myself to cum.

Yeah, so at least you came... The last handjob I let a girl give me barely even felt good... No where near as hard as I do it... Heh.

Girls

suck

at

handjobs.

I mean c'mon, I have had practice in my life, I know how to do that. Use your mouth you lazy bitch.

You're definately the only person out of 6 billion people to think this. DEFINATELY.

quote:Originally posted by Run_For_Tha_Hills:

LOL tr00. I was trying. It hurt so much at some points, it was kind of bringing my stiffy down. I had to force myself to cum.

That sounds really horrible, you should have just said

"Let's take a break" or something, it shouldn't have to hurt at all.

quote:Originally posted by Shayde:

You're definately the only person out of 6 billion people to think this. DEFINATELY.

quote:Originally posted by Run_For_Tha_Hills:

Seriously.

Don't get me wrong, I love it when a chick goes down, tickles me (my hardcore tickle spot is in my lower stomach/pubic area), starts stroking my cock and playing with it. But, when it comes to a full-on "jill off," I think the shit sucks. The past couple chicks I've been with don't have a fucking clue what they're doing, and the last chick literally treated my cock like it was a fucking tube of toothpaste. My dick was out of commission for a couple days after she was done. It was like sticking my dick in a sausage grinder. Most of the time, I moaned out of actual pain than pleasure. If a bitch is going to go to all the work to get carpel tunnel and shit, why not just suck my dick and make things better and easier/not as messy. I don't get it. Besides, if I want to jerk my cock, I can just do it at home much better than she can. Am I the only one who feels this way?

Well, from what you've said you don't try and guide them a little bit or tell them what you like.

It's your own fault it hurt.

You can't expect someone, who doesn't have a penis, to know exactly how to handle it.

Sure, common sense tells you a lot, but it helps if a guy makes it a bit clear if you're doing something he likes or doesn't.

If a girl was here all "Guys suck at fingering, I just sat there quietly and gasped in pain. I wonder why he didn't realise and do it better! Guys suck!!" I bet you'd be one of the first to tell her she's in the wrong and should have communicated better with her partner.

Just use your head and realise you can't expect her to be a mind reader. And because you didn't tell her that she was doing it totally wrong and actually hurting you a lot (I still find it hard to believe you didn't say anyhthing) you've now inflicted her bad handjob skills on someone else. Kind.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Yeah, so at least you came... The last handjob I let a girl give me barely even felt good... No where near as hard as I do it... Heh.



Better too soft then too hard. My girl used to go way overboard, to the point where my foreskin was halfway down my shaft after 5 minutes. It hurt

And yeah, the proper thing to do is to guide them, but I mean...sometimes it's not that easy :\

You guys all get bitten and scratched. I've just figured something out about the women in your lives

quote:Originally posted by Marchesa:

You guys all get bitten and scratched. I've just figured something out about the women in your lives

That they're not the best?

Or that they're fucking cactuses?

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

And yeah, the proper thing to do is to guide them, but I mean...sometimes it's not that easy :\

True, some girls still don't seem to listen when you're practically shouting at them. But could still try just stopping her, saying it hurts and she needs to listen to you, it might work. Unless she's a total moron, then she should just never go near that area. Or just be extra rough when you're fingering/licking her out, lol.

I've only ever had one good one, and it was truly exquisite. So, I guess you just need a girl who knows how to do it. Girls who don't know how to do it are awful, I agree.

i am good at handjobs. this is not a skill that i usually bring up in everyday life, but...i am really good at handjobs.

so girls who are good at them do exist. you just need to get better radar.

You're probably good at handjobs because you don't suck dick.

quote:Originally posted by Run_For_Tha_Hills:

You're probably good at handjobs because you don't suck dick.

Or maybe she just listens, uses common sense and has some experience with it?

the only time I want a hand job, is if they are licking my balls at the same time, and even that stops feeling good after a little bit.

if I want someone jerking me, I will just do it myself.

quote:Originally posted by Run_For_Tha_Hills:

You're probably good at handjobs because you don't suck dick.

nope, i'm equally rad at both. above par, i'd say.

it sucks that you're so bitter though.

I prefer a hand job over a foot job any day... *shudders*

I love the old hj, it just gets tiresome when im with a girl. Even with directing, it takes a bit of time to get me off when someone else is doing it. personally, i can get off in anywhere from 45 seconds to 15 minutes when whacking it, and as such have different needs. I mean, why let this chick work for 20 minutes at something i could do better myself in five when we could be fucking?

i've never MET a girl good at handjobs, but i do know two now. Dude if someone sucks at something you should teach 'm how to do it properly and don't come whinin here bout how YOU failed.

Bad sex is both sides fault most of the time

I feel bad for those of you who have lacked quality.

Hmm my girl isn't THAT great at them to be honest, granted she's only ever had a few attempts.

Girls need to realise how to hold it: thumb either on the top side or on the reverse, not holding it "sideways", it feels uncomfortable.

I guess it just takes time for them to get used to the pressures/movements.

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

nope, i'm equally rad at both. above par, i'd say.

it sucks that you're so bitter though.

Haha, yeah that was a bitter comment. I knew it was completely uncalled for at the time, but I pressed submit anyway.

agreed, suck it or fuck it, don't fucking yank it

You guys should quit bitching and teach your girlfriends to give better hand jobs. Then when they dump you they'll give know how to properly please their new man.

Anyways, in case you didn't know the proper technique:

Step 1: Use your mouth.