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 #1 
Old 2007-01-10, 01:48
Nameless Dude Nameless Dude is offline
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Default What pet names do you have for your girlfriend?

I have about 2 and I can't seem to come up with anymore.
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Old 2007-01-10, 01:52
Sick_Boy Sick_Boy is offline
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My boyfriend doesn't call me anything other than my name, I don't think. I call him Ky-ell (his name is Kyle) as a joke because alot of the time when I try to write his name down, it comes out "Kyel". I think there are some wires crossed in my brain.
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Old 2007-01-10, 02:05
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quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

My boyfriend doesn't call me anything other than my name, I don't think. I call him Ky-ell (his name is Kyle) as a joke because alot of the time when I try to write his name down, it comes out "Kyel". I think there are some wires crossed in my brain.

Yeah, it's called dyslexia.

I call my girlfriend by her name and save the pet names for the pets.
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Old 2007-01-10, 02:40
Maggotote Maggotote is offline
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Chiquis Trikis and it pisses her off.
 #5 
Old 2007-01-10, 02:49
The Dan The Dan is offline
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I call her Silly or Dear and sometimes Milady.

She calls me Danny and Llama (long story).
 #6 
Old 2007-01-10, 02:51
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Whore. She loves it :\
 #7 
Old 2007-01-10, 02:54
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i call my boyfriend Jeramie:

honey, baby, jema-jema, poopy, lovey, and babe
 #8 
Old 2007-01-10, 03:01
pulsera pulsera is offline
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I call my girlfriend and she calls me the following pet names-

pumpkin

lamb chop

darling

dear

love muffin

muffin tops

sugar lips

babe

baby

honey pie

honey bum

whore

bitch

yayay

baby cakes

However we dont call each other these things in public, and so do not annoy ppl, this is mostly because we arent openly gay.
 #9 
Old 2007-01-10, 03:06
The Dan The Dan is offline
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Oh, oh, oh. I call her chocolate pants. Another long story. D:
 #10 
Old 2007-01-10, 03:07
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Sweetpea, Baybie (said with my southern accent, she loves it for some reason),Darlin', Boo, and Moogle. Mostly Moogle, because she's cuter than a moogle.

She calls me Loveybear because she likes to snuggle with me, and I have a hairy ass.

EDIT: The accent isn't feigned, I did a lot of growing up in Alabama.

[This message has been edited by Klavier (edited 01-10-2007).]
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Old 2007-01-10, 03:30
Sick_Boy Sick_Boy is offline
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quote:Originally posted by flash:

Yeah, it's called dyslexia.



I'm not dyslexic because I misspell one name, lol.
 #12 
Old 2007-01-10, 03:40
TheShit TheShit is offline
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I'm all like HEY BITCH!
 #13 
Old 2007-01-10, 04:55
Paul Kemp Paul Kemp is offline
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I actually only had 1 for my girl, and I am still surprised to this day she actually liked it.

And it was "Bum," and the best part was, and she knew this, was because I told her on a daily basis she had the greatest ass I had ever seen, touched, smacked, and/or grabbed in my life. And this is including celebirties and models too.

Too bad shes gone now and I spend every waking hour drinking alone. Fuck!
 #14 
Old 2007-01-10, 05:06
captain_kirk captain_kirk is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Paul Kemp:



Too bad shes gone now and I spend every waking hour drinking alone. Fuck!



This made me laugh in my mind.
 #15 
Old 2007-01-10, 05:12
Nephtys-Ra Nephtys-Ra is offline
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Toby, 'cuz she's black.
 #16 
Old 2007-01-10, 05:15
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quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

Whore. She loves it.
 #17 
Old 2007-01-10, 05:34
Ozymandiaz1260 Ozymandiaz1260 is offline
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chunky

chunky turd

turtle (turd hole said really fast)

fluffy bunny

porker

onion ring

chunky porker onion ring

turd bucket

a bucket of turd meat

poop-head

sweet lady

my little girl

piece of poop

other stuff too probably
 #18 
Old 2007-01-10, 05:48
Paul Kemp Paul Kemp is offline
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quote:Originally posted by captain_kirk:



This made me laugh in my mind.

Hahahaa... if only it weren't true.
 #19 
Old 2007-01-10, 07:22
phrazah phrazah is offline
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you wee munter.

loves it.
 #20 
Old 2007-01-10, 07:41
FuckedintheHead FuckedintheHead is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Paul Kemp:



Too bad shes gone now and I spend every waking hour drinking alone. Fuck!

I know what you mean man.....

*Chugs a beer, takes a shot of vodka, and sips a glass of red wine*
 #21 
Old 2007-01-10, 12:12
Mantikore Mantikore is offline
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generally i just call them by their name, but if im feeling really happy, ill just call her "cutie"
 #22 
Old 2007-01-10, 12:22
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I have this cute little name for her, 'Ex'

I'll stop being bitter next week, I promise.
 #23 
Old 2007-01-10, 14:12
Duck In Fog Duck In Fog is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Ozymandiaz1260:

my little girl





My boyfriend calls me that sometimes aswell.

Partially joking, I think.

Oddness.
 #24 
Old 2007-01-10, 23:30
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I feel for you rabbitweed. That situation sucks.

Anyway, my girlfriend and I trade pet names a lot, but their usually terms of endearment rather than *ahem* baby talk. We also use a lot of French words, mostly because I love French above all other languages.

Panda Bear

Honey Honey

Darling

Husband/Wife (Rather serious, after over a year, it feels like it)

chéri

aimé
 #25 
Old 2007-01-10, 23:37
bazthefish bazthefish is offline
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i dont have any and she always calls me her bitch i always get odd looks from that itd work if i was a skinny little faggot but a 5'2 girl calling a 6'3 heavily built bloke her bitch seems very weird im told
 #26 
Old 2007-01-10, 23:37
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We share many terms of endearment.
 #27 
Old 2007-01-11, 01:03
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Do any of you guys end up using the same terms of endearment with different girlfriends/boyfriends?

Do you think it's rude to recycle them?
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Old 2007-01-11, 01:13
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quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

Do any of you guys end up using the same terms of endearment with different girlfriends/boyfriends?

Do you think it's rude to recycle them?

My friends and I used to use the term "bright eyes" for any girl that was attractive. It's a solid term that is filled with affection, but it applies to no one person.
 #29 
Old 2007-01-11, 01:15
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um... no, we don't. pet names bug the shit out of me. dunno why...
 #30 
Old 2007-01-11, 01:21
CaptainFantasy CaptainFantasy is offline
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Wench. As in, "Hey wench! Get your ass back in the kitchen"!
 #31 
Old 2007-01-11, 02:06
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Gorgeous

Sexy

Beautifull..

And I honestly call her these as well:

Guns(long story)

dirty bitch

Bastard

....

And "OH JESUS! my eyes!" Just to piss her off of course. She's actually quite attractive, and that's probably the only reason I do it.
 #32 
Old 2007-01-11, 02:58
GordonFreemen GordonFreemen is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

My boyfriend doesn't call me anything other than my name, I don't think. I call him Ky-ell (his name is Kyle) as a joke because alot of the time when I try to write his name down, it comes out "Kyel". I think there are some wires crossed in my brain.

So two dyslexics walk into a bra....
 #33 
Old 2007-01-11, 03:04
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other than the common ones (babe, hun, etc.), he calls me the following:

poophead

the megan...actually 'da' megan...always corrects me on that

and cocksucker

yeah...we have a normal relationship.

my abnormal names for him:

i call him by his last name a lot

jerkface

and asshole

all of this is done in a loving manner by the way...most of the time...
 #34 
Old 2007-01-11, 12:38
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Names that i use with my girlfriend are:

bec (her name)

beautiful

gorgeous

baby

honey

cutie

sexy

all pritty generic

Names that i use with this other girl who i am very close with are:

sam (her name)

sammy

petal

pookie

cutie pie

poppet

gorgeous

my gorgeous girl

precious

sunshine

love

lover

squishy

and i think thats about it...

sudz
 #35 
Old 2007-01-11, 12:43
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Single now, but never really had any. A cracker I heard was some guy calling his missus "The Minister for War and Finance". I laffed.
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Old 2007-01-11, 13:06
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baby

babydoll

cutie

cutie pie

dear

sammich maker

sweety

and my favorite and most used, woman.
 #37 
Old 2007-01-11, 13:21
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Dirty Doris.
 #38 
Old 2007-01-11, 18:36
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lmao, i think pet names are SOO lame. They sound so fecking cheesey and disningenuous, ive only ever called my girlfriend by her name.
 #39 
Old 2007-01-11, 18:41
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prissy

mylove

baby

beautiful

cupcake

sweetstuff
 #40 
Old 2007-01-11, 18:43
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quote:Originally posted by Knobchops:

A cracker I heard was some guy calling his missus "The Minister for War and Finance".

.
 #41 
Old 2007-01-11, 19:13
Mellow_Fellow Mellow_Fellow is offline
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Another point...do totse couples ever let the screen-name slip out?!
 #42 
Old 2007-01-11, 19:49
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baby

sexy

name
 #43 
Old 2007-01-11, 19:59
fat_people_suck fat_people_suck is offline
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quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

Do any of you guys end up using the same terms of endearment with different girlfriends/boyfriends?

Do you think it's rude to recycle them?



I wouldn't be able to, because they're terms that are made for that special someone you can't be like ok we're done now imma use your pet name on the girl...thats fucked up
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Old 2007-01-11, 20:06
Mr.Happy Mr.Happy is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Mellow_Fellow:

Another point...do totse couples ever let the screen-name slip out?!

...occasionally. .
 #45 
Old 2007-01-11, 20:08
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Jenger

babe

boo



That's about it

Edit: /\ Sometimes i call her by her &t name, being indulgence

[This message has been edited by Mr Ass Milk (edited 01-11-2007).]
 #46 
Old 2007-01-11, 20:14
Breakthrough Breakthrough is offline
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"Yo bitch, get me a soda."
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Old 2007-01-11, 20:26
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quote:Originally posted by Klavier:

Sweetpea, Baybie (said with my southern accent, she loves it for some reason),Darlin', Boo, and Moogle. Mostly Moogle, because she's cuter than a moogle.

She calls me Loveybear because she likes to snuggle with me, and I have a hairy ass.

EDIT: The accent isn't feigned, I did a lot of growing up in Alabama.



dude that was cute till u ruined it with ur hairy ass thing lol./
 #48 
Old 2007-01-11, 22:18
XHippie HunterX XHippie HunterX is offline
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Puma or babycakes. Puma is better.
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Old 2007-01-11, 22:34
Twisted_Ferret Twisted_Ferret is offline
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Bucket. Tundra Flower. She calls me Mastarkraft, and Desert Cactus.

*basks in the glorious cheese <3*
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Old 2007-01-11, 22:35
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My boyfriend only calls me by my name. I called him sugar bear, to which he replied, "I'm not a bear!" So pet names aren't really used.
 #51 
Old 2007-01-11, 23:16
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I call my girlfriend wawa, or mi amore.
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Old 2007-01-11, 23:25
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Her nickname: Tink, Tinkerbell, Sexy Pants, and a new, recent one, sex kitten.

My nickname: Polar Bear (Probably because, as Klavier, I have a hairy ass... Also I love the cold), and a recent one, sex kitten (It's best not to ask...)
 #53 
Old 2007-01-12, 00:02
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Usually I call her baby or sweety. She likes it. A couple times I called her my little angel.

With previous girls I didn't though. My ex's weren't as playful though.
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Old 2007-01-12, 00:20
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Sweety darling, al la Ab Fab.

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