I found out yesterday that I had not partial, but full phimosis and I have a bit of eczema around my groin area (in the pubes and a bit on the inside of my legs.

Next I'm gonna find out I'm HIV positive or something.

On another note, when I toss off too much in one day, my top half of my dick goes red and sore for a day or so, and I get this sort of soft solid cheese like substance in my dick (which I've cleaned out what I can reach). Wtf is that?

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

I'm on the verge of tears.

I think that's called smegma.

Are you circumsized?

Yes... smegma... you should wash under the foreskin daily in the shower/bath.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Oh shit, you doing that made me throw up a little in my mouth.

CHAIN REACTION!

JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!

quote:Originally posted by Cosmonaut3030:

(which I've cleaned out what I can reach).

What?

Phimosis? You can't retract the skin? Yeah, unwashed for years will certainly make smegma build up, pretty sure your doctor has suggested some treatments on loosening or removing the skin by now so it'll be sorted by basic hygiene, nothing to worry about

quote:Originally posted by Cosmonaut3030:

and I have a bit of eczema around my groin area

So?

I do as well. It in no way effects my sex life nor will it ever.

Step one: Go to doctor and get a prescription for some hydrocortizone cream.

Step two: Go to chemist and buy cream.

Step three: Apply cream.

Conclusion: No more eczema.

You fucking cry baby. Bad news about the foreskin though...

I seriously hope that this is a troll thread.

quote:Originally posted by Iskalla:

I seriously hope that this is a troll thread.

So does Baby Jesus.

The smegma hasn't built up all through my life, FFS. It only seems to happen when my dick is in pain. And I clean it a lot, but it's hard with phimosis.

Also, what should I do about the phimosis?

And no, not a clone thread.

quote:Originally posted by Cosmonaut3030:

The smegma hasn't built up all through my life, FFS. It only seems to happen when my dick is in pain. And I clean it a lot, but it's hard with phimosis.

Also, what should I do about the phimosis?

And no, not a clone thread.

You'd think a place with an internet connection would have a medical practitioner not far away, but it appears not.

This is the worst week of your life?

You should be thankful. Nothing that bad even happened.

Hahaha, worse week of you life? Just be a man and stretch your foreskin.

quote:Originally posted by doornob_lightbulb:

Just be a man and stretch your foreskin.

If totse had sigs, that would be my new sig of the week.

I may be wrong but isn't it a simple procedure to fix phimosis? A little snip and then you're fully retractable?

-F☺rd

quote:Originally posted by Ford Prefect:

I may be wrong but isn't it a simple procedure to fix phimosis? A little snip and then you're fully retractable?

-F☺rd

It's not like home surgery... I know I should go to the doc about this...

To the retard who said "stretch your foreskin", short of tearing it, if I did pull it back I'd then have a problem with it cutting off blood flow. I do not want my penis falling off.

this is what happens when you DONT CLEAN YOU PENIS!

how long do you have to not wash you fucking cock for it to turn into what ever the hell desease you have,

CUT YOUR DAMN FORESKIN!

see this is why i love being circumcised.

quote:Originally posted by CheebaKing:

see this is why i love being circumcised.

damn right. it means i can not shower for a week and masterbate without cheesing foaming out of the skin in my dick

I'm glad that I can't picture this condition.

quote:Originally posted by Cosmonaut3030:

On another note, when I toss off too much in one day, my top half of my dick goes red and sore for a day or so

Then just stop masturbating so much, there's no need really.



[This message has been edited by Gith (edited 01-10-2007).]

Thats fucking nasty man. Ever heard of a fucking shower and some damn soap? How do people go so long without even caring to even glance down there every once in a while? It's part of you man, take care of that shit.

quote:Originally posted by CheebaKing:

see this is why i love being circumcised.

HAHA your penis looks smaller now!

It's not a matter of being uncut or not, because I'm uncut and have never had a problem with foreskin or smegma. Then again, I actually keep my junk clean.

lol @ dickcheese

Fucking nasty...that sucks...at least you didn't get it cut off or something...smashed/cut off would suck way more than a little dry skin and dick cheese.

well no solutions from me except take a god damned shower and clean your gear, um good luck dude, it doesnt sound like you have a bad life though... if thats the worst that's ever happened to you

quote:Originally posted by NiGhT PrOwLeR:

this is what happens when you DONT CLEAN YOU PENIS!

how long do you have to not wash you fucking cock for it to turn into what ever the hell desease you have,

CUT YOUR DAMN FORESKIN!

I am NOT getting circ'd. That's my nightmare. Plus, it usually happens in about 14 hours or so, the smegma thing.

It's not the worst thing that's happened to me, but it's not good, either. I'm not exactly sure what the doc will do to me, though. Anyone know for a fact?

...would you like some cheese with that whine?

[This message has been edited by Zoan19 (edited 01-10-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by Zoan19:

...would you like some cheese with that whine?



You needed to edit that, and still be wrong?

quote:Originally posted by Cosmonaut3030:

You needed to edit that, and still be wrong?

If you're referring to my spelling, it was intentional. And the edit was because I fucked up the HTML.

But seriously, would you like some smegma with that wine?

Cushy life, eh?

This shit is raunchy. I'll pay you $50 to smear some smegma on a cracker and eat it.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

I'm glad that I can't picture this condition.

yeah, that just means you'll HAVE to click this, now!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phimosis