ok, what kinda noises should a guy make during sex, or sexual pleasure? cuz, i dont wanna sound like...weird? thanks...

-Kman101

breath softly in her ear. Kinda moan slightly... from what the women Ive been with have told me is they love that

Squeal very loud in a series of high pitched grunts.

As you come, scream "YES! FRANK, OH GOD YES!".

Or you can always go with the good ol' "I have AIDS".

Whatever comes naturally.

quote:Originally posted by Graah:

As you come, scream "YES! FRANK, OH GOD YES!".

Or you can always go with the good ol' "I have AIDS".

LOL

Ive had girls tell me to settle down before so Ive learned to be more calm and not grunt like a hillbillie.

It drives me insane (in a good way) when my boyfriend makes any noise in bed. Go with Euda's advice and do whatever comes naturally.

how bout this? oh, and a warning, these are gunna be kinda pornographic..."get...off!" "im trying to watch the weather channel, get the fuck off!" jk, but w/ me, my voice constantly cracks and shit, so yeah?

-Kman101

I am a guy and I am quite vocal in bed...

No complaints though, girls seem to like it.

You can tell you're doing something wrong if I wince or I'm not making much noise

quote:Originally posted by kman101:

but w/ me, my voice constantly cracks and shit, so yeah?

-Kman101

Nix the prepubescent sex.

quote:Originally posted by Thromboembolic:

Nix the prepubescent sex.

stay still and shut up, i have a knife.

Miaow like a kitten into her ears.

I just kind of pant/moan...I get self conscious of being too vocal though.

Don't stop yourself from making any noises you're inclined to make, but also don't force yourself to make more noise then you usually would. Just make sure you show appreciation when you're enjoying yourself and you're set.

Bend her over and stick your willy up her behind, ramming her as hard as you can, in the meantime slap her arse like a porn star shouting "Dirty Fuckin Whore!" and "Fuckin Slut!", listen to the bitch moan.

they love it.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

Whatever comes naturally.

Pun intended?

Kind of a deep groan when she's doing a good job, or a soft "oh". During sex, I just say "oh" and "yeah". Nothing to weird.

uh. uh yeah.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

Whatever comes naturally.

Anything else and you'll sound awkward. Some people just don't make any sound.

Whinnie loudly.

See what happens.

Moo.

quote:Originally posted by dr rocker:

stay still and shut up, i have a knife.

uhh how about no noise???

its not puberty, im pretty sure, its just...if i try to raise my voice to high(as in tone) its cracks, and goes under, into a gutteral kinda noise that isnt my voice, so yeah?

quote:Originally posted by Iskalla:

Miaow like a kitten into her ears.

"crawls over" meow. "purrs"

quote:Originally posted by kman101:

how bout this? oh, and a warning, these are gunna be kinda pornographic..."get...off!" "im trying to watch the weather channel, get the fuck off!" jk, but w/ me, my voice constantly cracks and shit, so yeah?

-Kman101



Are you from Montreal?

Whatever comes naturally.

No pun intended.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

Whatever comes naturally.

quote:Originally posted by A-dam:



Are you from Montreal?

Or perhaps toronto area?

just be natural dude, don't bring up math equations or random chit chat and you'll be fine.... say the dirtest, kinkiest shit u can think of.. and look sincere when u mean it, you'll have that pussy wetter then a mutha fucker. work on a general moan/grunt and once you have that down, all you gotta add is, baby your pussy feels soo good.... i love fucking this tight pussy... slap her ass, and then tell her she's beautiful... yadda yadda... blam all in your face

quote:Originally posted by A-dam:



Are you from Montreal?

nope, cali, but the whole "get...off!" thing is from a comedy act...ever seen jeff dunham? hes a ventriloquest/comedian...

-Kman101

quote:Originally posted by midnight_toker:

... blam all in your face

I lol'd hard to the ending of that post, thumbs up to you man.

Although, it really depends on the girl if what you said is best. If she isn't very experienced or mature that shit probably wont fly.

Then again, who likes those kind of girls anyways?

To the OP: If your voice still breaks, you are too young to be involved in this sort of thing. Also, telling her to get the fuck off because you want to watch the weather channel is going to make you very very lonely.

quote:Originally posted by dr rocker:

stay still and shut up Steve, i have a knife.

FIXED

Mimick the death-groans/screams of the Master Chief from Halo.

"HNNGGGH!"

"HOOOUGH!"

GAINED THE LEAD

^^i just pooped a little i rofled so hard