Me and a friend were conversating about pills that he herd about that color you sperm has anyone here herd of that?

anyone know a link to a site to get them?

Normally I'd close this simply on the grounds that reading it made my head hurt.

However I admit I am intrigued.

why the fuck would you want colored sperm???

quote:Originally posted by fat_people_suck:

why the fuck would you want colored sperm???



oh the possibilities....

Yes, I want to shoot red coloured sperm. It'd be fucking awesome.

quote:Originally posted by ZeroMalarki:

Yes, I want to shoot red coloured sperm. It'd be fucking awesome.

That would look like your penis was having a period.

have fuckin golden sperm and tell her you are the dali lama(sp?) and you cum gold.

or rainbow and say you are gay

quote:Originally posted by Ravenman:

have fuckin golden sperm and tell her you are the dali lama(sp?) and you cum gold.

or rainbow and say you are gay



Thanks to you I now need to make a fresh final cup of coffee for the night.

quote:Originally posted by fat_people_suck:

why the fuck would you want colored sperm???

Consider the phrase 'Circle Jerk'.

Now consider the phrase 'Taste the rainbow'.

I want blue....or orange. Somebody google this.

I want black sperm. Then I want to jizz on an Arabs face.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

I want black sperm. Then I want to jizz on an Arabs face.

what about a niggers face

After some extensive(5 minute) research I was unable to turn up anything on voluntarily changing the color of your ejaculate.

quote:Originally posted by D-LOC:

what about a niggers face



You won't be able to see it, what's the point of cumming on someone's fact if you can't step back and appreciate the pattern it took on and just enjoy the masterpiece.

Keep it white for the niggers cause they're black as night.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

Consider the phrase 'Circle Jerk'.

Now consider the phrase 'Taste the rainbow'.



yummy...lol just kidding

That was funny

SilentMind I must say you are on my top 3 list of favorite posters on here, I need not mention the others.

I don't think that's possible. How would the dye get into the ejaculate? Because I don't think there's any chemicals that will cause the body to change the colour of it's fluids. Unless it's urine...I don't know...

Could you imagine a girl's reaction if you came green sperm on her?

It'd just be easier to insert a color pill in the dick hole, push it down with a chopstick or something, and then a drop of water or something so it opens... After that, I guess just blowing before it soaks into something else and causes something bad like an infection.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:



Thanks to you I now need to make a fresh final cup of coffee for the night.

np

quote:Originally posted by Keriba:

Could you imagine a girl's reaction if you came green sperm on her?

*shudder*

It would be just like snot. Gross.

If this were possible, I would only want blue or purple or turquoise cum. Anything else would look gross like snot or an infection.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

*shudder*

It would be just like snot. Gross.

If this were possible, I would only want blue or purple or turquoise cum. Anything else would look gross like snot or an infection.

You're saying if your boyfriend blew PURPLE goo all over your face you wouldn't scream?

Haha, unless maybe he told you... You would.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

You're saying if your boyfriend blew PURPLE goo all over your face you wouldn't scream?

Haha, unless maybe he told you... You would.

Well yeah, I would be utterly horrified if he didn't tell me ahead of time, lol.

quote:Originally posted by ZeroMalarki:

Yes, I want to shoot red coloured sperm. It'd be fucking awesome.

I can make it red. Come here... *makes fist...*

Or Glow-in-the-Dark.... That would be the awesomest in the world it would. Squirt Glow-in-the-Dark Cum all over some chick youre doing a one night stand with. She would flip the fuck out...hahaha

I've seen ads for this kind of thing before. Pills, I think.

quote:Originally posted by riddler:

Or Glow-in-the-Dark.... That would be the awesomest in the world it would. Squirt Glow-in-the-Dark Cum all over some chick youre doing a one night stand with. She would flip the fuck out...hahaha

Yeah! That would be so much fun! Or rainbow cum!

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

Well yeah, I would be utterly horrified if he didn't tell me ahead of time, lol.

You know, a normal boyfriend would just HAVE to do that at LEAST once in your relationship.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

You know, a normal boyfriend would just HAVE to do that at LEAST once in your relationship.

What, cum on me without warning? I meant that I would be horrified by the fact that it's purple, lol...I don't think my boyfriend has ever cum on me without warning...He does say that he's going to jizz in my hair or on my face while I'm sleeping some night. I think that would be pretty hilarious.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

What, cum on me without warning? I meant that I would be horrified by the fact that it's purple, lol...I don't think my boyfriend has ever cum on me without warning...He does say that he's going to jizz in my hair or on my face while I'm sleeping some night. I think that would be pretty hilarious.

What would be even more hilarious would be if he did it and his cum was BRIGHT GREEN.

Now I am kind of tempted to go find some water based food coloring and an eye dropper. Then call a few girls and see how many reactions I get... I could make holiday facials so much more festive!