Everything in life is just goin peachy, until you find a guy who is a complete moron when if comes to the general area of horniness.

Guy calls up,

me: Hello?

guy: i'm horny what do i do,

me: go jack off?

guy: oh ok talk to you later.

*click*

Roughly 25 minutes later

*ring ring ring*

Me: hello?

guy: i'm tired

me: ok? i care why?

guy: i got it in my eye

me: excuse you? what are you talking about?

guy: the spum

me: WTF how the hell did you get it in your eye

guy: well i was trying to look in the hole and then it just shot me in the eye me: you need a life

*click*

Why are guys so stupid!!! when you are jacking off DONT PUT YOUR HEAD BY YOUR WIENER!!! gosh, could somebody please explain why guys do that?! one word: Moron.

I dont see how this was accepted, but my intricate how to giude on making knuckle dusters wasnt.

quote:Originally posted by burntoffering:

I dont see how this was accepted, but my intricate how to giude on making knuckle dusters wasnt.

Accepted? What the hell are you talking about.

Sperm in the eye? You have to stop meeting your boyfriends in the special eds room.

I AM GETTING A SERIOUS CASE OF DEJA VU

As if I have read this somewhere...else.

yeah i submitted this as a text article lol, i am just reposting it here to see wut you think heh

quote:Originally posted by Zinedine Zidane:

yeah i submitted this as a text article lol, i am just reposting it here to see wut you think heh

are you jenny?

quote:Originally posted by burntoffering:

are you jenny?

...yeah

0.o

quote:Originally posted by burntoffering:

I dont see how this was accepted, but my intricate how to giude on making knuckle dusters wasnt.

Link?

alternatively if you email me it at oceantrash1987@hotmail.com i would be much obliged.

quote:Originally posted by Siash:

I AM GETTING A SERIOUS CASE OF DEJA VU

As if I have read this somewhere...else.

This was on the frontpage for while a few months ago.

You're like 14 aren't you?

Didn't this get removed from the textfiles after the admin realized it sucked?

quote:Originally posted by Siash:

I AM GETTING A SERIOUS CASE OF DEJA VU

As if I have read this somewhere...else.

Its a text file.

deja vu to the max goddamn. This was on the front page like a year ago when totse went down. Damn, so many memories. sniff.

this is really not funny at all, it just detracts from totse overall...

quote:Originally posted by burntoffering:

I dont see how this was accepted, but my intricate how to giude on making knuckle dusters wasnt.



can I cop that?



To the OP I lol'd.

** Deuce Omen

LOL

quote:Originally posted by Siash:

I AM GETTING A SERIOUS CASE OF DEJA VU

As if I have read this somewhere...else.

I felt the exact same way..

IFIOTW

quote:Originally posted by Zinedine Zidane:

Everything in life is just goin peachy, until you find a guy who is a complete moron when if comes to the general area of horniness.

.

That wouldn't have happened if you offered him a blow job .....

get a Moderator in here and close this old ass topic. Please...

quote:Originally posted by Zinedine Zidane:

...yeah

hey, baby...oh, btw, just cuz one guy is retarded enough to shoot himself in the eye, doesnt mean all will, i wont put it that close to my face...oh, and ive seen chicks put it near then, and shoot themselves in the eye, and im like wtf? its loaded, ppl, dont aim anything at yourself...unless you're a suicidal emo bitch, or if you get off like that...

-Kman101

i remember this file very well. i also didn't know zinedine zidane was a chick.

Yea you gotta be pretty much retarted to accidently shoot yerself in the eye. In my many years of jerking it I've never hit myself in any way I hadn't intended to. Wow, what a dumbass.

quote:Originally posted by kman101:

hey, baby...oh, btw, just cuz one guy is retarded enough to shoot himself in the eye, doesnt mean all will. -Kman101



Speak for yourself.

the actual conversation is gotta be fake anyway. no one is that stupid or horny at the same time to do that

Maybe he tried the sperm coloring pills and wanted an eye full of Technicolor.

yea, wass't this up like a few months ago? Pretty stupid and not fun at all

to the people who asked for the knuckle duster guide, I dont have it any more, cause it was like a year ago that I made it. some day I may type it up again, and you will be the first to know about it..

quote:Originally posted by burntoffering:

I dont see how this was accepted, but my intricate how to giude on making knuckle dusters wasnt.

My vote is an the knuckle dusters article.

quote:Originally posted by KwinnieBogan:



Speak for yourself.

well, i dont shoot myself, because im not stupid enough to point it at myself. when i cum, i get it covered right before it happens, so i have no chance of doing so...its probly just a matter of choice...you wanna get semen in your eye? go ahead, i dont, so i wont.

-Kman101

Please put your head near my weiner?

quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

Please put your head near my weiner?

Oh BaBy i'M So hOt fOt yOoOoOoOoOu!

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Oh BaBy i'M So hOt fOt yOoOoOoOoOu!

As you damn well should be!

Kizzez!