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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-01-08, 22:50 |
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 What's the strangest/funniest thing you've ever mopped up your mess with, guys?
I've once used a white t-shirt...then couldn't find anything else so wore it to school the next day
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#2
2007-01-08, 22:53 |
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Re: What's the strangest/funniest thing you've ever mopped up your mess with, guys?
I think I've ripped pages out of my maths book to clean up with.
Masturbation>Maths
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#3
2007-01-08, 23:04 |
Zacher 
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Re: What's the strangest/funniest thing you've ever mopped up your mess with, guys?
Once, I used a kleenex! It was so mutherfucking strange! I was like... wtf??!"?!
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#4
2007-01-08, 23:37 |
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Re: What's the strangest/funniest thing you've ever mopped up your mess with, guys?
ssh
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#5
2007-01-08, 23:42 |
truorion
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Re: What's the strangest/funniest thing you've ever mopped up your mess with, guys?
Hmm, I think it was a huggies bottle; nearest thing around.
Edit: I'm talking about the kool-aid drink, not wipes for a baby's ass.
[This message has been edited by truorion (edited 01-08-2007).]
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#6
2007-01-08, 23:48 |
burntoffering
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Re: What's the strangest/funniest thing you've ever mopped up your mess with, guys?
lol, this girl grabbed my brand new black shirt.
that sucked ass.
my mom was like, "whats this shit all over your shirt?"
"uh...toothpaste."
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#7
2007-01-09, 00:09 |
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Re: What's the strangest/funniest thing you've ever mopped up your mess with, guys?
A Slim-Jims Jar. With Slim Jims in it.
...My roomate was pissing me off and I wanted to make him suffer.
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#8
2007-01-09, 00:13 |
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Re: What's the strangest/funniest thing you've ever mopped up your mess with, guys?
My girlfriend's tongue.
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#9
2007-01-09, 00:14 |
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Re: What's the strangest/funniest thing you've ever mopped up your mess with, guys?
quote:Originally posted by voodoonirvana:
My girlfriend's tongue.
Unless you ripped her tounge out and did it yourself, that doesn't count.
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#10
2007-01-09, 00:39 |
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Re: What's the strangest/funniest thing you've ever mopped up your mess with, guys?
quote:Originally posted by Siash:
Unless you ripped her tounge out and did it yourself, that doesn't count.
Maybe I did.
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#11
2007-01-09, 00:44 |
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Re: What's the strangest/funniest thing you've ever mopped up your mess with, guys?
A tie with christmas trees and santa's on it. Had to throw it out.
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#12
2007-01-09, 01:21 |
crazy hazy vermonter
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Re: What's the strangest/funniest thing you've ever mopped up your mess with, guys?
My dog's tongue
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#13
2007-01-09, 02:08 |
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Re: What's the strangest/funniest thing you've ever mopped up your mess with, guys?
My girlfriend's sock... her idea.
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#14
2007-01-09, 02:20 |
static flight
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Re: What's the strangest/funniest thing you've ever mopped up your mess with, guys?
GF's moms pillowcase
FTW!
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#15
2007-01-09, 03:07 |
D-LOC
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Re: What's the strangest/funniest thing you've ever mopped up your mess with, guys?
quote:Originally posted by static flight:
GF's moms pillowcase
FTW!
lol
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#16
2007-01-09, 03:10 |
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Re: What's the strangest/funniest thing you've ever mopped up your mess with, guys?
My dogs sock
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#17
2007-01-09, 03:11 |
Sick_Boy
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Re: What's the strangest/funniest thing you've ever mopped up your mess with, guys?
Socks, tshirts, towels. Whatever is laying around, I guess. My boyfriend and I usually designate one towel to be the jizz (sp? lol) towel. Then we always whip each other with it, or rub it in the other's face, lol.
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#18
2007-01-09, 04:38 |
JTen
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Re: What's the strangest/funniest thing you've ever mopped up your mess with, guys?
My dog just comes in and licks whatever spills onto the floor.
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#19
2007-01-09, 04:58 |
Influx
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Re: What's the strangest/funniest thing you've ever mopped up your mess with, guys?
Never really had to mop up off of anything, I usually prepare myself with some tissues beforehand =P
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#20
2007-01-09, 05:16 |
Pseud0nym
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Re: What's the strangest/funniest thing you've ever mopped up your mess with, guys?
hmm. pages of a book is all i've done to mop myself up. my friend masturbated into the bra of some hot chick he knows. i wasn't really listening to him but i think he was at his cousins house and his roomate was uber hot. but yeah, apparently it was everywhere, lol.
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#21
2007-01-10, 02:06 |
origamimavin
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Re: What's the strangest/funniest thing you've ever mopped up your mess with, guys?
my ex and i used to wipe up with some old high school shirts that say "you made a difference" on the back.
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