Mine was cruising down the highway in broad daylight, I think a few truck drivers going the other way may have noticed, I was working that clit quite intensely... DO share!

I had a wank while driving once, also in a bus toilet while the bus was moving, also in a train toilet.

Hell I get bored when I travel I guess.

lol never fapped b4

When I was 16-17 I went through a faze of waiting until 2:00AM, an then leaving my house butt nekkid (not even so much as a pair of socks), I just wondered the streets jacking off.

I got spotted by a passing car, it kinda spooked me. I've never done it since.

in work restroom, really horny bcuz job was boring and consisted of a 16 hour shift and all i could do was think about sex in public bathrooms and shitty hotels with my ex, also done while driving to a girl\'s house, once i orgasmed i turned around and drove home!

In the bed of a truck, in plain view, somewhere in Sydney.

Probably at high school.

Or outside your window.

I was skipping class in my high school and I got bored so I jacked off in the bathroom.I think a black guy noticed,not sure tho.

At the beach, down in the water, in broad day light, looking at everyone sunbathing topless :P

garage...

ahh...

Remember those good old days when you first discovered that wonderful phenomenon of masturbation.

My record is 9 times from sunrise to sundown.

Speaking of which, brb.

at my piano teacher's house...hadn't been laid in weeks

shit nigger I beat it while driving on the interstate all the time (& have almost wrecked while climaxing more than a few times)

other than on the road the weirdest place would probably be while in the deer stand

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quote:Originally posted by Source:

When I was 16-17 I went through a faze of waiting until 2:00AM, an then leaving my house butt nekkid (not even so much as a pair of socks), I just wondered the streets jacking off.

I got spotted by a passing car, it kinda spooked me. I've never done it since.

you're really living the edge, aren't you?

quote:Originally posted by Source:

When I was 16-17 I went through a faze of waiting until 2:00AM, an then leaving my house butt nekkid (not even so much as a pair of socks), I just wondered the streets jacking off.

I got spotted by a passing car, it kinda spooked me. I've never done it since.

I used to do shit like that when I visited my grandma. I also do it whenever I stay at a hotel.

and OP, its called jilling off if it's done by a female. the wierdest place I have ever done it, was probably at my friends house when I was twelve, watching porn through a crack in the wall.

LOL. In the back of a greyhound bus headed to downtown Atlanta.

The bus was full of ghetto beaners and niggers, and I wasn't even in the toilet. I was just in my seat. Fun times.

i jack anywhere ..my work desk , bathroom , chucky cheese (had sex there too), the bus , movies , pool , school....yeah i get horny a lot..i <3 sex too...

In a porta john.

In the toilet of a ferry going between Circular quay and Manly (i think), Sydney.

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Airplane bathroom, then at the airport where we transitioned flights, then on the plane again. Oh, and then in a small, weird, oakie cabin in the northern woods of Wisconsin in the middle of fucking no where once our flight arrived. Ha ha and at the bathroom at a truckstop on our drive up to said cabin. Ahhhh the joys of discovering puberty.

10,000 feet up in the air.

Jackson, Wyoming airport bathroom

outside, near a creek.

quote:Originally posted by Nikkuh:

Hmmm...probobly in the woods. While high.

Jacking off on a tree........yeah thats pretty fucked up.

Same.

Either in my cubicle at work or in a bathroom stall at Macy's. Other than those two instances I'm not that adventurous.

Cheers,

Lost

Thousands of feet in the air. Usually I am so tired that I barely move my cape out of the way before my super jizz flies out at the speed of light. I always make sure I'm not over any major cities so no one will get hurt.

quote:Originally posted by The Poet Chemist:

In the toilet of a ferry going between Circular quay and Manly (i think), Sydney.





You austrialans are horndogs.

quote:Originally posted by Nikkuh:

Hmmm...probobly in the woods. While high.

Jacking off on a tree........yeah thats pretty fucked up.

Funny #1

quote:Originally posted by Source:

When I was 16-17 I went through a faze of waiting until 2:00AM, an then leaving my house butt nekkid (not even so much as a pair of socks), I just wondered the streets jacking off.

I got spotted by a passing car, it kinda spooked me. I've never done it since.



Funny #2

and for Funny #3,

I was 12, in the National Holocaust Museum in Washington, D.C. This woman with huge ass titties leaned right over my face to grab a brochure from this table I was sitting at. The beautiful mature blonde's round titties literally were like 2 inches from my face; I wanted to just shove my face in there and suck on them.

Instead, I got a raging hard-on and proceeded to beat it in the restroom. Of the Holocaust Museum....

quote:Originally posted by crazy hazy vermonter:

and for Funny #3,

I was 12, in the National Holocaust Museum in Washington, D.C. This woman with huge ass titties leaned right over my face to grab a brochure from this table I was sitting at. The beautiful mature blonde's round titties literally were like 2 inches from my face; I wanted to just shove my face in there and suck on them.

Instead, I got a raging hard-on and proceeded to beat it in the restroom. Of the Holocaust Museum....

this is #2 to me. wow i wish soem girl with big titties would lean over me to get some stuff.

#1 was the walking outside butt nekkid

Airplanes, backyard and out by a river in broad daylight, work.

If I could come quicker I'd be a bit more generous, but you have to be a bit cautious when you have to close your eyes for 10 minutes...

I have puked, passed out, and cum all in the same catholic church bathroom.

Disney World. Haunted Mansion. When I was 11 or 12.



That's really the only weird place I've done that, though. I can usually control the urge.

erm.. I have a list

A resturant's Bathroom *I was working there at the time.

School Bathroom

I think in the elevator of a parking garage

Hotel of course

Bathroom on Amtrak train

quote:Originally posted by bain surgeon:

I have puked, passed out, and cum all in the same catholic church bathroom.

Ahahahahah.



God loves you.

in some bushes. I live in a rural (and hilly/full of trees) so it didn't really count as public.

Though it was on someone elses property, technically.

for about two weeks i would do it while i was driving on my way home...it was sooo fun for some reason those two weeks were good.

My friend's house when I was like 9. Some random woman's office at my dad's work a couple years ago. That's all I can think of right now...

Uhm in my bed...?

quote:Originally posted by bain surgeon:

I have puked, passed out, and cum all in the same catholic church bathroom.

Your name makes me giggle!

quote:Originally posted by JabrWockySuprFly:

I was skipping class in my high school and I got bored so I jacked off in the bathroom.I think a black guy noticed,not sure tho.

same w/ me, except a little different...got a bathroom pass 3rd period, went to bathroom, fapped really quick...and i have no idea why

quote:Originally posted by bain surgeon:

I have puked, passed out, and cum all in the same catholic church bathroom.

Oh... the sin!!!

quote:Originally posted by Pirate Hippie:

Uhm in my bed...?



Holy shit, thread winner. Weirdest place, EVAR.



xD

One time when me and my friends were climbing this mountain like a mile or 2 away from town. i got sick of hiking so I said I was going home, but I really went off into some bushes, but i just couldn't finish. I kept thinking like mountain lions were watching or something like, " As soon as that motherfucker climaxes I'm going to eat his ass.

Then one time at work. I was an ice cream scoop tech. And it was a cold wet day and I was the only one working so I went out of the store to the office/ice cream makers and locked the door and walked around jacking off. The worst part is I walked back out passed a couple of people sitting on a bench and I guess I missed a little on my pants so I got into the store and wiped it off just in time to serve someone. hehe

probably about a week ago at 4 in the morning. me and my friend 'christen' every place we go to for the first time. anyway, we were at our friends house for the first time, turned the lights off to their loungeroom and jacked off. (we were a good distance from each other and could not see a thing btw) i think i got a bit on my friends couch. after, i walked butt nekkie through his house and into the toilet.



im also thinking of cumming into the handsoap container at my other friends house as revenge.

In High School I was in the guidance counselors room. I was sent there because of depression and skipping... He went to lunch and I turned off all the lights, opened the door wide open so their was a crack on the opposite end of the door handle and jerked one to the sight of 9th graders walking in the hall... it was right next to their lockers (the room)

plane bathroom

Um.

Someone else's bed.

Wal*Mart

lmao, in a church, while thinking about the virgin mary. just for the funny factor.

also, in a public library, in my school library, and durring class.

quote:Originally posted by skydragonslash:

In High School I was in the guidance counselors room. I was sent there because of depression and skipping... He went to lunch and I turned off all the lights, opened the door wide open so their was a crack on the opposite end of the door handle and jerked one to the sight of 9th graders walking in the hall... it was right next to their lockers (the room)





BADASS DUDE!

-School bus freshman year.

Sitting next to some hot annoying mexican chick.

It was cold out and I had a big ass hoodie so i had to put my hands in side the sleeves to keep warm. unzipped and wacked my cock to the vibrations of the bus and the subsequent looking at her legs as her ass crashed into me on every turn.

i had a huge handful that i held onto until she was looking away and i could wipe it on the back of the seat (near the bottom section)

then a couple times alone in the back because i was bored.

-In the bathroom in a stall, i had a plan to get my nut off for like 2 whole days. (brought a small sack of vaseline, gotta be a pro)

-Study hall.. I did the damn thing with the biggest boner i've ever had cuz some chick was being sexy near me, so i was leaking precum without even touching it

shot cum all down my leg

I still lament this but when I was about 14 [1953 or 54] I was a fill-in organist for our local church. Up on the balcony I jacked off during a sermon and surning climax accidentally spasmed into basically falling on the organ manuals scaring [and waking up] all inside. Haven't done that again.....

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lmao! ^

In math class in seventh grade because I was really fucking bored, restroom during study hall, and in my friends bathroom (awkward when he walked in after I finished).

8th grade english class.

My boss' office.

In my old darkroom, on a girls face. She was also a co-worker

In class nearly everyday for my whole 8th grade year. *Back of the class....cubicle type seats....and 3 hotties in front of me...thongs hanging out and all. Never got caught.....also did it in my match class. No wonder I failed. Hot asian booty in front of me.

Every bathroom in the school...

The family van while traveling for vacation.

Behind a mobile home several times.

In my boss's office...while she was there...hot 22 yr old redhead...i was 17

In my friends upstairs bedroom...while his family and him where downstairs eating.....I came in his sheets. rofl

Walking around in walmart with a big coat on.....spankin it with both arms under the coat. Gotta love 14 yrs old...

My other buddies computer room....fappage material got to me.

My dads room, bathroom, my room, kitchen, my tool shed.

My favorite was the american eagle dressing room. They have an attendent open the doors for u and they give you a little card to show how many items u have with u and such....the lady that was helpin me around was fine as hell.....she left after giving me a room, and as I got near the point of no return, I opened the door and asked her if she could bring me a certain pair of shoes, as she walked away I started stroking it like a beast, and I came looking into her eyes as she walked up to me. It was probably the most interesting wank ive ever had. Cuz she wouldnt break eyecontact. And I got skeet on a nice pair of AE pants that I was not going to buy.....ahhhhhhhhhh mind you only half of my body was able to be seen..the other half was still in the dressing room.



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bathroom of my old job, i wasn't high of lust or anything like that i just felt the need to.

12chan.org

I woke up in a holding cell at the city jail after being arrested and was incredibly hungover after a night of heavy partying. The jailers told me I would be in jail until a judge set my bail, and since it was a Saturday morning they were unsure when he would come in...and perhaps wouldn't be in until Monday.

As anyone that has spent a night in a holding cell will tell you, it is monumnetally BORING! When I first woke up I had to puke, and left last night's dinner/alcohol in the bottom of one of those nasty toilets. I laid back down and then dry heaved shortly after. At that point I thought something I could do in my boredom was to see how gross a concoction I could make in that toilet without flushing it. I then took a healthy shit in it. After spitting a few loogies in the shit/puke/dry heave mess I realized the only other bodily fluid that was missing was semen.

Fap, fap, fap.....into the jail's nasty toilet!

quote:Originally posted by Bean_Doodle:

garage...

ahh...

Remember those good old days when you first discovered that wonderful phenomenon of masturbation.

My record is 9 times from sunrise to sundown.

Speaking of which, brb.

Fuck dude, I did it 10 times in 1 1/2 hours just yesterday!

This was actually a very rare happening, I must attribute it to being bored, going on wellbutrin again after being off for 3 months, and happening upon some nice porn while surfing.

It's probably...no it is my record.

The weirdest place I've done it was...a friend's house. I'm definitely not exhibitionist.

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in 8th grade i was watching a movie in some science class, for some reason they were showing a video on how polar bears mate, for some reason i got a hard while the bears were fucking, i started watchin and got over excited and cummed all over my leg and onto my chair.

another time when i was on a greyhound bus to Arizona, i was in the bus bathroom got a hard on while shittin, i started fappin and was close to exploding then all the sudden the bus hit a bump and i flew off the toilet seat and into the door, luckily the door didnt fly open, but i did get cum cumming in air when i flew off the toilet

i hit my head real hard and had a bump, people on the bus wondered why i was in the bathroom for so long

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Underneath an abandoned mental asylum

I use to not wear and underpants and jsut shorts and walk around at night. I would whip my dick out when walking down a side street, walk a whole street with it dangling outside of my pants, piss and walk at the same time, and of course, jerked off a number of times while walking and occasionally "stopping to tie my shoes".

Uhh, in a busy pub whilst watching my friend's band's gig.

In a shelter type thing near the beach in evening time..

Along a path near the seafront (Public path, used alot by people walking dogs etc.) Just sat on a bench.

These were all my girlfriend jacking me off btw, not just me sat on my own. lol.

ram_from_meche

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in work restroom, really horny bcuz job was boring and consisted of a 16 hour shift and all i could do was think about sex in public bathrooms and shitty hotels with my ex, also done while driving to a girl\'s house, once i orgasmed i turned around and drove home!

wow i fucking lol'ed at the "had to drive home part... lol.



for me, i had to do it at work, in fact two different occasions. I work at a golf course, so i went to the driving range and just went at it. umm another was in my swimming pool, but held in the cum for obvious reasons.

on the pages of a library book in school that sucked ass that we all had to read.