Yea we're friends and we'd been talking about getting together and "having a good time". So we went to my house and we started fucking but when she tried to go down on my dick it wouldn't fit in her pussy. So i'm asking u guys to help me out w/ this problem cuz we're gonna "hang out" again in a week or so.

Cut it off.

You could start by not lying on the internet.

i don't get it?

yall started to fuck.

then she tried to stick your dick in, but it couldn't fit.

so what were you fucking?

Gay force field?

seriously guys this is wut really happened

quote:Originally posted by Fight_It:

seriously guys this is wut really happened

Of course it is!

A vagina can fit a baby inside it, so either you didn't know where to put it, or your lying.

However, if you do have a REALLY large cock, post a photo.

Jesus.

Spend less time being bad at lying, and more time improving yourself and having fun.

You self-defeating dick.

this entire thread has self-pwn written all over it. Fight_It, please go get hit by a car.