Her name's Hena. She's really cute and funny. Likes photography. Knows how to handle a canoe. Best of all, her job is that she owns and runs a fishing lake! Her sister also runs boar cruises down the river. The brother is kind of a loser, he sells lantern oil or some shit lol.

Pics soon as i can find em.

Unless those pix are nekkid, I'm gonna flame your ass for this useless thread.

Now for the real question: Does she have boobs?

I don't know but she just told me off for using a sinking lure..

quote:Originally posted by Garrett:

I don't know but she just told me off for using a sinking lure..

Fuckin' pussy.

quote:Originally posted by Garrett:

I don't know but she just told me off for using a sinking lure..

A sinking lure???

Wow, she must be quite a catch. :P

quote:Originally posted by RogueWarheart:

A sinking lure???

Wow, she must be quite a catch. :P

I just wish i could show her my more other side. It's like an untamed beast! Like a gant wolf with a weird little queer thing riding on my back..

quote:Originally posted by Garrett:

I just wish i could show her my more other side. It's like an untamed beast! Like a gant wolf with a weird little queer thing riding on my back..

So...your saying you like wild gay sex?

quote:Originally posted by DesertRebel:

So...your saying you like wild gay sex?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Ownt!

It's like i live in two worlds. In the one world i weild my 3 feet long saber like an expert. In another my inner beast comes out and i delve into the twilight shadow!

Yes.

quote:Originally posted by Garrett:

It's like i live in two worlds. In the one world i weild my 3 feet long saber like an expert. In another my inner beast comes out and i delve into the twilight shadow!

Without the sci-fi jargon plz.

Bump because nobody else ot the joke..

HAHA I love how her brother "sells latern oil or somthin"

quote:Originally posted by Garrett:

I don't know but she just told me off for using a sinking lure..

Serves you right, sinking lures take it.

where are the pictures?!!?!?!?

Who else thinks this kid i trolling?

quote:Originally posted by Mindless Xyzzyean:

Who else thinks this kid i trolling?

*raises hand*

I found the perfect woman,

You could not ask for more,

She's deaf & dumb & oversexed,

And owns a liquor store.

quote:Originally posted by Garrett:

It's like i live in two worlds. In the one world i weild my 3 feet long saber like an expert. In another my inner beast comes out and i delve into the twilight shadow!

Die.

Does no one else understand this? Am I the only person with a [spoiler censored]-loving girlfriend?

Edit: Dude, you should get one of these (http://www.yourdictionary.com/images/ahd/jpg/A4ocarin.jpg) and serenade her with it.

[This message has been edited by Twisted_Ferret (edited 01-15-2007).]

I was thinking this sounded vaquely Zelda-ish.

By any chance did her siblings have afros?

I mean, that latern oil salesman sounds hot. I've heard there's a small bird that nests in his hair.

Sounds like the type of chick that is skinny, has curly dark blonde hair and wears those suspender type jeans.

She also likes scamming kids with Roll Goal.

quote:Originally posted by A-dam:

Sounds like the type of chick that is skinny, has curly dark blonde hair and wears those suspender type jeans.

I think the word you're looking for is 'overalls'.

lawl

So if I name myself Hena, wear overalls, have dark hair, own a fishing lake, run a canoe rental, become good at photography and have siblings with afros, I would be the perfect girl?

Would I have to live in Hyrule?

quote:Originally posted by Paul Kemp:

I was thinking this sounded vaquely Zelda-ish.

Agreed

pics????

It amazes me that this thread got so far without pics.

quote:Originally posted by Orthodox:

So if I name myself Hena, wear overalls, have dark hair, own a fishing lake, run a canoe rental, become good at photography and have siblings with afros, I would be the perfect girl?

Would I have to live in Hyrule?

that made me laugh more than anything else on totse ever.

quote:Originally posted by RogueWarheart:

A sinking lure???

Wow, she must be quite a catch. :P

I lol'd, and saw the Zelda spoof from the beginning...

Gotta love Twilight Princess. Great game that was.

I felt I'd found the perfect girl last night, but I could be mistaken.

I was out celebrating my birthday and after getting served at the bar, I saw this cute girl with a red bag. Some reason, I start busting on the red bag and she's loving it. We have this really cool conversation about this and that, she's from Dubai, I'm from Ireland, both kind of foreigners to England but still loving it anyway. I excused myself saying I have to look for someone for a mo (I always do this, I find if you stay there too long, it looks desperate.. I think women like guys who a) have friends and b)have something to do).

When I saw her again, still great energy, she asks

"Do you wanna do shots?"

"Aye, sure. You buying?"

"Of course!"

We dance for a while and she excuses herself saying she has to go look for someone herself, then I never see her.

Aw man. She was so hot and I can't even remember her name properly. I know someone that knows her, but doesn't know her well enough to have phone numbers. I know what college she is in but I'm not sure if she's on campus or off.

Never met a girl with her sort of confidence and intelligence and yet still be beautiful.

*Sulks*