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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-01-05, 05:40
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Whatever46 
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If you where jerking off,girls please read!!
and your cum shots were uncontrollable,and you little of your jizz axident landed on your cheek ,how would you feel?? and girls if you knew this happened to a guy,how you would care?
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#2
 2007-01-05, 05:43
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Re: If you where jerking off,girls please read!!
That was seriously like trying to understand Hieroglyphics.
[This message has been edited by SomeLowLife (edited 01-05-2007).]
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#3
 2007-01-05, 05:47
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Re: If you where jerking off,girls please read!!
Is it just me, or are people stupider this year?
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#4
 2007-01-05, 05:48
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Re: If you where jerking off,girls please read!!
I think they are. I blame MTV.
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#5
 2007-01-05, 05:48
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Twisted_Ferret 
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Re: If you where jerking off,girls please read!!
quote:Originally posted by Whatever46:
and your cum shots were uncontrollable,and you little of your jizz axident landed on your cheek ,how would you feel?? and girls if you knew this happened to a guy,how you would care?
1. I would think "oh well" and wipe it off.
2. They wouldn't care. Unless you keep bringing it up.
[This message has been edited by Twisted_Ferret (edited 01-05-2007).]
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#6
 2007-01-05, 05:58
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cid 
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Re: If you where jerking off,girls please read!!
Please wipe the jizz out of your eye and re-type this. I have no idea what you are saying.
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#7
 2007-01-05, 06:01
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Re: If you where jerking off,girls please read!!
If I have the right idea of what OP said then why the fuck would the girl even care? If she's willing enough to beat you off or suck you off or fuck you in the first place, then why should she mind some semen on her cheek?
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#8
 2007-01-05, 12:02
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Zeekz 
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Re: If you where jerking off,girls please read!!
Troll..
inb4lock
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#9
 2007-01-05, 12:55
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stab 
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Re: If you where jerking off,girls please read!!
Get the fuck out of my house you poor excuse for a moron.
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#10
 2007-01-05, 12:59
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Marchesa 
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Re: If you where jerking off,girls please read!!
OP, what you're saying is if the women knew what you did, then they would think you're a loser? Well, just don't tell 'em then.
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#11
 2007-01-05, 13:33
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Mr. Stabby 
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Re: If you where jerking off,girls please read!!
My retard sensors just exploded! This guy's of the scale.
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#12
 2007-01-05, 16:59
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Jessic 
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Re: If you where jerking off,girls please read!!
quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:
2. They wouldn't care. Unless you keep bringing it up.
"Hey sweetie, you know what? That reminds me of the time I was jacking off and came all over my face."
Jx
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#13
 2007-01-05, 18:50
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Re: If you where jerking off,girls please read!!
i'd be so mad that i didn't get her in the eye.
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#14
 2007-01-05, 18:55
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Re: If you where jerking off,girls please read!!
thanks OP, this thread made me laugh. I am still very sad though.
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#15
 2007-01-05, 20:00
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MJR deus 
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Re: If you where jerking off,girls please read!!
quote:Originally posted by SomeLowLife:
I think they are. I blame MTV.
I thinks its a combination of:
--flourine in the water
--MTV (i agree)
--Celebrities and big brother
that and clearly the author of this thread was the offshoot of inbreeding.
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#16
 2007-01-05, 20:16
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Re: If you where jerking off,girls please read!!
this guys obviosly high on something.
after re reading it 3 times im pretty shur he's asking what would a girl think if you saw a guy accidently shoot cum on his cheek.
well thats the stupidist question ive ever heard!
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#17
 2007-01-05, 20:25
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postdiluvium 
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Re: If you where jerking off,girls please read!!
quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:
2. They wouldn't care. Unless you keep bringing it up.
LOL.
I dont even want to begin to explain how funny that is and how much potential it has for more funny.
[This message has been edited by postdiluvium (edited 01-05-2007).]
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#18
 2007-01-06, 08:08
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Re: If you where jerking off,girls please read!!
quote:Originally posted by SomeLowLife:
I think they are. I blame MTV.
dude, i just watched lord of war, fucking great movie, little gnarly, but still kickass
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#19
 2007-01-11, 03:57
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kman101 
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Re: If you where jerking off,girls please read!!
quote:Originally posted by Mr. Stabby:
My retard sensors just exploded! This guy's of the scale.
well, shit, i might be off, then...my gaydar went off for the guy who started this...fucking battery. anyone else check their gaydar?
-Kman101
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#20
 2007-01-11, 04:19
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phmeworp 
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Re: If you where jerking off,girls please read!!
Yeah, I know... ignoring my own advice, but
Best way to deal with a troll is to NOT throw crumbs under the bridge.
Let's just let this count as advice for the next time. And there will be more next times.
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