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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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Old 2007-01-05, 05:40
Whatever46 Whatever46 is offline
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Default If you where jerking off,girls please read!!

and your cum shots were uncontrollable,and you little of your jizz axident landed on your cheek ,how would you feel?? and girls if you knew this happened to a guy,how you would care?
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Old 2007-01-05, 05:43
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That was seriously like trying to understand Hieroglyphics.

[This message has been edited by SomeLowLife (edited 01-05-2007).]
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Old 2007-01-05, 05:47
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Default Re: If you where jerking off,girls please read!!

Is it just me, or are people stupider this year?
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Old 2007-01-05, 05:48
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I think they are. I blame MTV.
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Old 2007-01-05, 05:48
Twisted_Ferret Twisted_Ferret is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Whatever46:

and your cum shots were uncontrollable,and you little of your jizz axident landed on your cheek ,how would you feel?? and girls if you knew this happened to a guy,how you would care?

1. I would think "oh well" and wipe it off.

2. They wouldn't care. Unless you keep bringing it up.

[This message has been edited by Twisted_Ferret (edited 01-05-2007).]
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Old 2007-01-05, 05:58
cid cid is offline
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Please wipe the jizz out of your eye and re-type this. I have no idea what you are saying.
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Old 2007-01-05, 06:01
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If I have the right idea of what OP said then why the fuck would the girl even care? If she's willing enough to beat you off or suck you off or fuck you in the first place, then why should she mind some semen on her cheek?
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Old 2007-01-05, 12:02
Zeekz Zeekz is offline
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Troll..

inb4lock
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Old 2007-01-05, 12:55
stab stab is offline
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Get the fuck out of my house you poor excuse for a moron.
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Old 2007-01-05, 12:59
Marchesa Marchesa is offline
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OP, what you're saying is if the women knew what you did, then they would think you're a loser? Well, just don't tell 'em then.
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Old 2007-01-05, 13:33
Mr. Stabby Mr. Stabby is offline
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My retard sensors just exploded! This guy's of the scale.
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Old 2007-01-05, 16:59
Jessic Jessic is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

2. They wouldn't care. Unless you keep bringing it up.

"Hey sweetie, you know what? That reminds me of the time I was jacking off and came all over my face."

Jx
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Old 2007-01-05, 18:50
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i'd be so mad that i didn't get her in the eye.
 #14 
Old 2007-01-05, 18:55
burntoffering burntoffering is offline
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thanks OP, this thread made me laugh. I am still very sad though.
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Old 2007-01-05, 20:00
MJR deus MJR deus is offline
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quote:Originally posted by SomeLowLife:

I think they are. I blame MTV.

I thinks its a combination of:

--flourine in the water

--MTV (i agree)

--Celebrities and big brother



that and clearly the author of this thread was the offshoot of inbreeding.
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Old 2007-01-05, 20:16
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this guys obviosly high on something.

after re reading it 3 times im pretty shur he's asking what would a girl think if you saw a guy accidently shoot cum on his cheek.

well thats the stupidist question ive ever heard!
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Old 2007-01-05, 20:25
postdiluvium postdiluvium is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

2. They wouldn't care. Unless you keep bringing it up.



LOL.

I dont even want to begin to explain how funny that is and how much potential it has for more funny.

[This message has been edited by postdiluvium (edited 01-05-2007).]
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Old 2007-01-06, 08:08
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Connecticut
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quote:Originally posted by SomeLowLife:

I think they are. I blame MTV.

dude, i just watched lord of war, fucking great movie, little gnarly, but still kickass
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Old 2007-01-11, 03:57
kman101 kman101 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Mr. Stabby:

My retard sensors just exploded! This guy's of the scale.

well, shit, i might be off, then...my gaydar went off for the guy who started this...fucking battery. anyone else check their gaydar?

-Kman101
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Old 2007-01-11, 04:19
phmeworp phmeworp is offline
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Yeah, I know... ignoring my own advice, but

Best way to deal with a troll is to NOT throw crumbs under the bridge.

Let's just let this count as advice for the next time. And there will be more next times.
 
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