yeah the other day.

3am and me and my gf are bored and drunk and stoned and HAPPY!!! just talking randomly and i'm teasing her in the usual way as i roll a bifter and she is teasing me then she suggests we go and get this thing she wants.

the only shop open is the 24 hr asda in the next town, so we go there (drunk) in my car.

the thing she wants is this vibrating clit stimulator thing, after much searching we find it, it's comes in a box with lube costing £8 bargain!! after getting some grapes, lychees and some straights we head home.

we try the clit thing but it is useless and frustratingly boring and pathetically unsexy annoyingly getting-in-the-way device so we give up on it and turn to the lube.

i doubt she will follow through as she has said yeah 'anal' but always chickened out when it comes to the moment of pe-... exactly.

but she is actually going to let it happen.

it goes in a little bit and she's like "wooooah" "STOP!" but i ignore it and go in about half way. you should have heard the scream.

anyway she starts swearing and gasping and we have to not continue.

maybe for it to truly work you need a partner who is more submissive and responds less agressively to pain?

thoughts?

Your supposed to warm it up with a finger or something first dude. You can't just fucking stick it in there even with lube.Lol.

i see what you're saying but knowing her like i do the finger won't make her my no. 1 fan.

i regularly put the finger in the bumhole when she's riding on top but she doesn't like it when the finger goes in on its own and it will all just feel odd

"excuse me, can i do....THIS!!!"

hahah yeah maybe she needs warming up

stick one in the pink and one in the stink LOL

ive tried it once, it was just some slut who was on her rag so she said do me in the bum in the bathroom, well i did. she was in pain but liked it i guess? it hurt me a bit aswell but it got a bit better as time went on

Well practice makes perfect. Good luck Bro. However that whole drunken situation sounds pretty damn funny.

"Alright I guess you can do it..."

*Goes in a little bit*

"Owwww fuck stop"

*Goes in with a hard thrust*

"Oh jesus fucking christ!"

^yeas

she knows i want to fuck her in the bum badly, because i come when my finger goes in it. and she knows that it floats my boat from various other things i have done and said.

it's just so GOOD!



[This message has been edited by stormshadowftb (edited 01-05-2007).]

I tried it once with my gf but neither of us felt pleasure. First I stuck a couple of fingers to warmp up and she was loving it she told me she wanted my dick inside of her asshole so i put the condom and start pumping her slowly of course but it was so fucking tight that I lost the erection...

maybe some good lubricant would improve the situation....