Well it was weird, I was sitting at my desk and the phone rings I pick it up and it is my friends wife. I thought she was passing along a message from him, but out of the blue she asks if I would meet her for lunch. I could tell there was something wrong so I agreed to a meeting spot. We got there and she proceeds to tell me how she has wanted to fuck around with me for a long time and she finally decided to tell me. Well one thing led to another and the next thing I know we are on a secluded road fucking like animals in the front seat of my truck. The minute it was over I started feeling real bad about it.I'm going to have to face this guy and the guilt is already there

The best thing to do would probably be to tell him.

Find out if she wants to do it more. If she feels bad, that's probably the end of her cheating and he'll never have to know. If not, however, she'll probably do it again and that's not fair to him at all.

You even have to ask? My troll alarm is going wild though..

Oh, he gets more than a free hit for this one sunshine.

i bet this was some type of revenge sex thing.. i.e. if this story is legit.

but look on the bright side, what's the worst that can happen? She'll probably just reveal everthing in their next fight and then they'll have make up secks. so all is well.

I thought this thread was about how you did your buddie's wife by mistake. I was imagining a dark bar and lots of alcohol...major dissapointment.

fuck if I tell him he will kill me, that is not an option. My biggest fear is now she will tell him. Stupid stupid stupid...I mean he has to realize that she did this I'm a guy I think with my dick. If my woman came on to him then she would be at fault I was just doing what is normal for a guy

No, what you do is this...

Get REALLY REALLY DRUNK, first. Maybe do some coke, too. You're gonna need it. Then go over to his house, and pop a few E pills, then FUCKING RAPE HIM. Tell him that he EVER tells anyone, you'll fucking kill him and rape his wife.

Yeah, this plan is MADE TO WORK 100%!

I don't think it was a mistake. I think you are supposed to have fucked her, and her husband is supposed to kill you because of it, then kill himself. The wife, or widow as it will be, will then contact another of her recently deceased partners friends and proceed to marry him... it will be a continuous cycle.

This woman is a necessary evil. We should thank her... she works for Greenpeace.

quote:Originally posted by 2020:

fuck if I tell him he will kill me, that is not an option.

And with damn good reason! Deal with it.

I'm a deadman walking,this guy is 6'3" 230lbs and a cop to boot. I've seen him in action and he can handle himself. I think I need a one way ticket some where. I suppose if he ever found out I could remind him that he once fucked another mans wife maybe it will slow him down some

well i don't think you should tell him, i have been in the situation and it just never seems worth it.

just make sure you takl to the woman. and tell her that even if she feels the need to confess, not to say it was you.

I agree I need to contact her and find out what the hell happened and what is going to happen. Thing is this guy is a really cool guy. He's a cop he comes to my house I smoke hash and he is fine with it. He says that when he is socializing he doesn't wear his badge. Like I say he is a hell of a good guy and now look what I've done. You can say what you want but I know 90% of men would have done the same thing, she is fucking hot and sweet. I'm trying to make excuses now

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

No, what you do is this...

Get REALLY REALLY DRUNK, first. Maybe do some coke, too. You're gonna need it. Then go over to his house, and pop a few E pills, then FUCKING RAPE HIM. Tell him that he EVER tells anyone, you'll fucking kill him and rape his wife.

Yeah, this plan is MADE TO WORK 100%!

Hmm... not with the E.

When he takes the E he'll just forget he was guna rape him, and make sweet sweet love to him instead.

quote:Originally posted by 2020:

I agree I need to contact her and find out what the hell happened and what is going to happen. Thing is this guy is a really cool guy. He's a cop he comes to my house I smoke hash and he is fine with it. He says that when he is socializing he doesn't wear his badge. Like I say he is a hell of a good guy and now look what I've done. You can say what you want but I know 90% of men would have done the same thing, she is fucking hot and sweet. I'm trying to make excuses now

90% of men aren't as terrible as you. I've read your threads and you're a terrible person. Divorce your wife.

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He'll find out eventually. At that point his badge will go on or it will come all the way off; either option is bad for you.

Your only excuse:

Marry her, and her husband will marry your ex-wife. Problem solved !!!

quote:Originally posted by deiki:

Marry her, and her husband will marry your ex-wife. Problem solved !!!

1. Set up a hidden camera in your bedroom.

2. Get your wife drunk.

3. Call your friend over for some believable reason.

4. Undress your wife and leave her in your bedroom drunken.

5. Leave a note on your front door telling your friend to meet you in your bedroom.

6. Hide in the back of the house after turning on the hidden camera.

7. Video tape your friend doing your wife.

8. Post video on totse.

You guys will be even and everyone on totse gets to watch. Its a win win situation.

This thread is useless without pics videos and possibly well done wallpapers . though i suspect a troll if not then you sir are a bastard.

HO's BEFORE BRO's, well actually friends before attractive women.

So fuck you,m for doing it. its not fucking cricket tell your friend and he has every right to destroy your house, truck and stick your dick in a meat grinder...

/'/' Michael

quote:Originally posted by Toraton:

90% of men aren't as terrible as you. I've read your threads and you're a terrible person. Divorce your wife.



Is the homewrecker married??

She is a whore, tell him you saw her fucking another man on their bed, that will solve it





[This message has been edited by bud212002 (edited 01-04-2007).]

Leave the country

I once slept with a friend of mine's boyfriend. Only I didn't know they were dating. But that really tore me apart. I felt horribly sick. I didn't even know that they had an interest in each other. I felt like the worst human being on the planet. I can't even imagine how I'd feel if it had been her husband that I had known was her husband.

I think you should talk to her about whether or not to talk to him. If it were me, the guilt would tear me apart.

quote:Originally posted by Zinedine Zidane:

Leave the country

Or maybe if you're lucky he'll kill the slut first and gets arrested before he gets to you.

Your fucking disgusting. You and that fucking dumb slut. Ever heard of the saying "Bro's before Hoe's".

Fuck you. I hope you die a fucking horrible death. Betraying a friend is the worst thing someone can do.

You fail at life.

That, or I'm starting to think you're a troll.

Get a girl and get your friend drunk hell have both of them drunk... Then "accidentally" walk on them having sex... then revealing the fact you fuck his wife is even Steven hahahaha

troll are not your a bitch

blackmail her and keep fucking her until the guilt gets to her and then she should commit suicide pretty soon hahahahha

Hahaha, fucking a cops wife. Genius.

You realise even if he doesn't kick your ass he can make your life a living hell?

Also: foursome.

quote:Originally posted by 2020:

Well it was weird, I was sitting at my desk and the phone rings I pick it up and it is my friends wife. I thought she was passing along a message from him, but out of the blue she asks if I would meet her for lunch. I could tell there was something wrong so I agreed to a meeting spot. We got there and she proceeds to tell me how she has wanted to fuck around with me for a long time and she finally decided to tell me. Well one thing led to another and the next thing I know we are on a secluded road fucking like animals in the front seat of my truck. The minute it was over I started feeling real bad about it.I'm going to have to face this guy and the guilt is already there

You should feel bad you piece of shit.

/your life.

Murder suicide for sure.

Ok even though i don't condone these actions at all and i would kill you personally if this happened to me, i'm gonna try to get you out of this.

Tell your buddy you caught her cheating on him, and she knew you knew and threatened to tell your buddy that she had sex with you. Therefore if she does tell him, he'll know it's an obvoius trick. Survival of the fitest my friend.

I also personally don't know how well this will work, but it's worth a shot. If not, move to Tabet and change your name to Roy.

Ouch!!!, you people can be mean, I'm a terrible person? you've read my threads well fucka youa. I was married for more years then most of you have been around and never once did I cheat on my lady. After many years of frustration I decided to have some fun. I no longer live with my wife we split 6 days ago. As far as my buddies wife well I have her side and I guess she isn't so wrong either. She caught my buddy doing her sister so I was just a tool in a revenge fuck. I'm guessing I'm the least of his worries.You should walk in a mans shoes before judging him.I did something wrong and I admit it but I'm no fucking monster

i would have done the same as the OP, with les guilt. dont feel so bad.

quote:Originally posted by 2020:

Ouch!!!, you people can be mean, I'm a terrible person? you've read my threads well fucka youa. I was married for more years then most of you have been around and never once did I cheat on my lady. After many years of frustration I decided to have some fun. I no longer live with my wife we split 6 days ago. As far as my buddies wife well I have her side and I guess she isn't so wrong either. She caught my buddy doing her sister so I was just a tool in a revenge fuck. I'm guessing I'm the least of his worries.You should walk in a mans shoes before judging him.I did something wrong and I admit it but I'm no fucking monster

Hey, you sound like a pretty reasonable guy to me. I, for one, probably would have done the same.

Then again, I don't always know what's good for me.

Hey I have guilt for sure and I'm still terrified of what might happen when he finds out it was me,but for many years I was responsible and always thought with the big head. Now I'm irresponsible and letting the little head steer me, scarey but crap it is fun.

Got to go but I can't leave without replying to Toraton's reply. After glancing at your reply saying you have read my posts and you have decided that I'm a terrible person.You go on to say 90% of men would not have done the same thing.Not sure what men you hang around with you panty waist but I'm sure your local sheep heard is nervous. I decided to take a look at some of your posts and I see the same theme through out your replys. Your sir a negative fuck, now I see your a Mod, but makes no difference you are what you are. So does this make me double terrible now ? Hey why do you fuck sheep at the edge of a cliff......because they push back harder.

quote:Originally posted by 2020:

blah blah blah

I'm in a loving and faithful relationship with a wonderful young lady and I get more sex than you, and since that's all you value, you've got nothing on me.

I'm not going to dignify your other 'claims' with a response.

Yeah my spider senses are tingling..

He's a troll?

He is going to insert his sherriff badge into your chocolate starfish, and ram it several meters into your intestines with a bleach-soaked pole, when he finds out.

Good job!

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

I thought this thread was about how you did your buddie's wife by mistake. I was imagining a dark bar and lots of alcohol...major dissapointment.

ditto my like minded friend

your not feelin guilty, your feelin scared,... guilt is that nasty feelin that sneaks up on you at 4am in the mornin when for some reason your not sure about you couldn't sleep and there's really NO CHANCE IN LIFE you'll get caught



What your havin is just survival instinct, he's big , your small, and let's face it.....you did it yourself



Ohw, and we're not cruell. If the same thing happend to me i would say it was my fault too. Cause and effect, if ya do something, ya have to be willin to pay the price. And though willin, with me i luckily rarely happens (though there was this small moment a while ago when a friend of mine wanted to tell her martial arts ex that durin their relationship i had slept with her that i was somewhat worried)

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quote:Originally posted by 2020:

fuck if I tell him he will kill me, that is not an option. My biggest fear is now she will tell him. Stupid stupid stupid...I mean he has to realize that she did this I'm a guy I think with my dick. If my woman came on to him then she would be at fault I was just doing what is normal for a guy



I'm sorry but what the FUCK. you can't put this all on her, because first of all you could have rejected her and second of all if you never really talk to your buddies wife then why all out of the blue would you go meet with her. Ya sure she made the moves, and said that she wanted to fuck around with you but you could have stopped her, by walking away or something. so stop trying to put this all on her cause your just as much to blame as she is... and blaming it on the fact that your a guy with a dick and everything is bull.

so if i were you i would just be honest with your friend(that is if you care about him) and be a man by TELLING HIM!

God damnit. I am sorry, but i seriously Laughed the fuck out loud as soon as i opened SA and saw that big ass title.

READ THIS 2020..HOPEFULLY IT MIGHT PROVIDE YOU SOME INFO THAT WILL HELP

You're federally fucked now. Even IF his wife came on to you..would he give a shit? he would come after you first and prolly kill you first before even thinking bout his wife.. You will always appear in his mind as the guy who fucked

him over. he has more feelings for his wife that he probably has with you..therefore she is the one he's unlikely to hurt or to thin was the one who initiated.

h'es a cop..he can kill you and make it look legal fool...i thought it was cool reading about your post but when i found out he was a cop..i just thought you were really fucking stupid.

He should never know. fuck all these guys telling you to tell him. He dont gotta know..try to convince his wife and show her the logic if she tells her husband bout what happened. you're not a coward(maybe you are) but youre being smart at the same time...whats even worse if he sets you up with a crime and you get sent to jail which he probably will..if you smoke up with him..that adds gasoline to the fire.he can use it against you.. and if there are more than 5 people in your house. he can charge you for operating a drug den..and mabe plant shit on you.....then i suggest killing yourself or the Homeboys inside will do it for you. Just imagine being behind enemy lines with enemy guns pointed towards you



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quote:Originally posted by dr rocker:

i would have done the same as the OP, with les guilt. dont feel so bad.

quote:Originally posted by 2020:

<snip> Hey why do you fuck sheep at the edge of a cliff......because they push back harder.

Seriously, WTF?!

/canada

^cluntoris^