...Is a terrible idea. Especially after retarded amounts of drinking.

(Lucky I passed out when I did or things could have gotten embarassing)

This thread is just like drunken sex - it's lacking and leaving far too much to the imagination.

Well why don't you take a stab and I'll neither confirm or deny your suspicions

But yes...just a bit of Pro Bono there for you.

....is great!

Dude drunk sex is great unless she's dry as all fuck

Nothing wrong with a bit of partially sucessful sex with some girl you dont know but have had with you all night, called Mellisa or something...

Better than coming home and falling asleep halfway through a wank and cold, wet (it was raining) kebab.

IF she's not aware of it isn't that rape?

are if she refuse and go and fuck...

Fuck her then bash her head and give her amnesia

blackmail her and fuck her unwillingly

fuck her while she sleeps

all is RAPE... You might as well fuck a dead chick what is the difference between her a drunk chick...Dry cunt and motionless

Thought Pattern of a future Raper

Drunken sex is COOOOL! As long as you both really have the hots for each other. Other people walking in, trying to join in, and too drunk to care = not so cool.

Girls always seem to like the idea of drunken sex.

Guys tend not to like it, unless they're alcoholics.

I refer to drunken sex, not sex after a couple drinks.

There's this perfect line I find between sober sex, great sex, and drunken sex. Great sex is the sex after just a few drinks when you still know what you're doing, but have the guts to do it. Much more than that and it just gets sloppy.

Sober sex?

Nah, just kidding, nobody likes ethanol anyway.

Is like threading a needle with a noodle.

quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

Is like threading a needle with a noodle.

I could prove different... about 65% of the time.

quote:Originally posted by Docta?:

I could prove different... about 65% of the time.

Let's go then.

In the interests of science.

quote:Originally posted by captain_kirk:

There's this perfect line I find between sober sex, great sex, and drunken sex. Great sex is the sex after just a few drinks.

qft.

All my drunk sex experiences have been awesome. I've never had shitfaced sex because I guess I'm just not that attractive when I'm seeing double and can't stand straight.

Never been able to do it. Can't keep it hard and the girl's always dry. It's like fuckin sandpaper.