Im trying to think of away to suprise my girlfriend any ideas?

Cook her dinner.

Then present her with some material gift, like a piece of jellery say, like a necklace.

i agree, cook her dinner, but then watch a movie cuddling, its the best surprise a girl can get...in my opinion

I'd say cook her a wicked awesome dinner, because then no only do you get to surprise her, but you get to eat a wicked awesome dinner.

make her feel like a princess. It seems like a small thing but when men do it so rarely

Jump out of her closet.

quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

Cook her dinner.

Then present her with some material gift, like a piece of jellery say, like a necklace.

Pearl, necklace.

Roundhouse kick to the neck, drop roses on her limp twitching body, say merry christmas and walk off.

quote:Originally posted by soro_one:

Pearl, necklace.

I see what you did there.

When you're doing doggy next time "slip out", jam it in her ass and yell SUPRISE! That should work.

Punch her in the face.

Replace her birth control pills with Tic Tacs.

quote:Originally posted by CatharticWeek:



Replace her birth control pills with Tic Tacs.

At least she'd have fresh breath.

were her panties!

and cook her dinner in them!

Cook her dinner. Cook her dinner. Cook her dinner. Cook her dinner. Oh.. Uh.. Did anybody mention he could, like, cook her dinner? Oh, how SURPRISING... I hate when guys plan to cook me dinner, I mean - what's more of a let down than sitting around waiting for food.. But! Unplanned, is usually surprising... Duh. So don't cook her dinner. Just do something random and "surprising"! eg. show up in a hummer, take her to a skirmish place. or.. go to a kids fair and play in those big pits of coloured balls and eat fairy floss.. or.. have something outrageous delivered to her - like a box set of degrassi bahaha..

^Listen to this girl, cause every other girl is exactly like her.. so she knows.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sex_positions#Non-penetrative

Dry Humping.

Ive been a woman for weeks now, and I know there is nothing I want more than my man to come home and dry hump me until we're both sweaty and sore!

Deffinately shove your cock up her ass after fucking her normally.



Well, you didnt specify that it had to be a nice suprise.



Cooking dinner is all okay if you're actually any good at cooking, and assuming that half way through the cooking process your family dont wander in and start to go 'Ooh, that smells nice!' and dip their fingers in. Or worse, randomly turn off the oven to make their own food.



*IF* you can cook, and can secure a quiet private place that's guaranteed to be just the two of you for the evening, then cool. Otherwise, I'd skip on the trying to cook thing.



Also you have to make very sure she's not on some goddamn silly diet that doesent allow her to have any carbs,proteins,fibre, or..calories.

Celery with a chilli dip... maybe some dust for desert.

Dust!!

Calorie free!!

you guys are all so single minded its either cook her dinner or fuck her up the ass i personaly think he should cock her dinner

Propose

With a good ring! She'll be definately suprised!

Nail a rabbit to her door

Surprise her with a threesome with her best friend. She'll just love it!

on november the 5th (bonfire night in england when lots of people set off fireworks) i totally surprised my GF.

i just said "we're going for a drive" and we got into the car, but i had a plan

i drove to this place, it's a hill near south bristol, there is a layby with a bench, and you can see the whole of bristol city and the bristol channel and you can see wales, newport and cardiff from there. i pretended i was just randomly stopping.

then i got out of the car, "come with me" she reluctantly followed.

we walked through a little wooded area and onto the clear side of the hill overlooking the city.

"i wanted to show you this" as we looked out over thousands of simultaniuos fireworks the whole landscape looked like it was covered in multicoloured frosting.

then i kissed her.

quote:Originally posted by stormshadowftb:



i drove to this place, it's a hill near south bristol, there is a layby with a bench, and you can see the whole of bristol city and the bristol channel and you can see wales, newport and cardiff from there. i pretended i was just randomly stopping.



Buah, I did similar (only without the joy of private transport) and took my boyfriend to brandon hill. Not quite so dramatic, but fucking pretty, except for the drunks.

Where I live, there's this place called 'Crazy Bounce'. Its a huge warehouse filled with all those inflatable obstacle courses, slides, stuff like that. Its a great date.

quote:Originally posted by Brady:

Where I live, there's this place called 'Crazy Bounce'. Its a huge warehouse filled with all those inflatable obstacle courses, slides, stuff like that. Its a great date for me and my 6 year old girlfriend.

fix'd

wait until she's asleep, and then fire a spud gun up her ass. post pix.



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oh, and backyard ballistics

Bomb her house.

cooking? fuck, i do the cooking for my girlfriend everyday.



a surprise? just walk up behind her, kiss her neck, hand down her pants, stimulate to orgasm, go back to TV.

Slap her in the face with your cock. She wil be surprised

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

Punch her in the face.

quote:Originally posted by dr rocker:

cooking? fuck, i do the cooking for my girlfriend everyday.



a surprise? just walk up behind her, kiss her neck, hand down her pants, stimulate to orgasm, go back to TV.



Quoted for flippin' truth...