Story is, tommorow i am going to the movies with these 2 girls. Both like me. Which one should i hook up with?

1. http://tinyurl.com/yj92j2

2. http://tinyurl.com/yh9e38



Idk...advice?

Both. The second one looks kinky. And the first one wont want to be the one to say no.

Well, since they both look like they've got the same sized tits... Threesome of course.

Just get them both together, flip a coin while telling them that you can't decided...

Make sure the coin lands in the middle of the road, and just walk away with them both in your arms.

You win.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

...Threesome...

I can't hook up with them both...that would be weird to take turns making out, and anyway, i wouldn't do that.

quote:Originally posted by Half-Found:

I can't hook up with them both...that would be weird to take turns making out, and anyway, i wouldn't do that.

You don't take turns, silly.

You make them make out while they sit on your cock and mouth, respective to who has the tighter pussy of course. Then they switch, except it's tits and ass then.

Just do it.

quote:Originally posted by Half-Found:

I can't hook up with them both...that would be weird to take turns making out, and anyway, i wouldn't do that.



What the fuck is wrong with you? Havent you ever seen porn? Do you NOT HAVE a sexual imagination? Get them to make out, and start on whichever one you favor more.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

...and start on whichever one you favor more.

WRONG!

You start on the one you favor less, that way the one you actually favor more will be more eager to please because she feels inadequate.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:



What the fuck is wrong with you? Havent you ever seen porn? Do you NOT HAVE a sexual imagination? Get them to make out, and start on whichever one you favor more.

Yes, i have seen porn. DUH liek 21903829480123 times?!

lol

Now seriously, the most they would let me do is finger them. And the won't do a threesome, because it's at a movie....

quote:Originally posted by Half-Found:

Yes, i have seen porn. DUH liek 21903829480123 times?!

lol

Now seriously, the most they would let me do is finger them. And the won't do a threesome, because it's at a movie....

Uhh, no. This is what you do...

You get #2 to blow you while #1 and you make out. After you bust and #2 licks and sucks you clean, you make #1 and #2 make out while fingering them both. Lick your fingers afterwards, and catch the ending of the movie....

After the movie, take them both to your home. Done.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

and catch the ending of the movie....



I never mastered that part. Whenever I went to the movies with my ex, we would always watch it for half an hour or so before fooling around. And then we'd end up missing the ending instead, and have no idea what happened. Like with the new Superman movie that just came out, or underworld revolutions. That movie confused the hell out of me...

if you HAVE to choose, go with the blonde. Judging from her looks, she'll be much more likely to give you some.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Uhh, no. This is what you do...

You get #2 to blow you while #1 and you make out. After you bust and #2 licks and sucks you clean, you make #1 and #2 make out while fingering them both. Lick your fingers afterwards, and catch the ending of the movie....

After the movie, take them both to your home. Done.

Genious...genious.

quote:Originally posted by Half-Found:

Genious...genious.

I hope that "o" wasn't planned...