I was re-re-re-watching scrubs the other day, and I got to the episode with Colin Farrell, who played an Irish guy who lived life to the fullest. He recommended that you do things like drink a beer for breakfast, or take the ugliest girl home at a party.

Now I've (on 2 occasions) taken the prettiest girl home (or at least fucked her right there) at a party, but I was wondering if, for whatever fucked up reason, it might be a good idea to take the ugliest girl home.

I really really don't know why this popped into my head, I'm just thinking, they need luvin' too, right? I'm talking about TV ugly (still pretty), but maybe I should.

Again, don't know why the fuck I'm saying this, just an idea I got and now it's sort of staying with me. How bad of an idea is it?

I think you should only use ugly girls when you can't get hot chicks. Pussy is pussy afterall. I love taking advantage of ugly girls and they seem to like it a lot. Not in the sense that I'll do sick things as them, but I can do them anytime. As you said, they need loving too.

I know, but since I've watched the show, I have an urge to skip over the pretty girls next time I'm out somewhere. It'll be less hassle, but it'll probably make their night.

quote:Originally posted by Rykoshet:

Now I've (on 2 occasions) taken the prettiest girl home (or at least fucked her right there) at a party.

No you haven't, nobody buys that. This popped into your head because you thought it'd be an indirect way of convincing this forum you're not loser.

You failed. Try harder next time.

Btw, the ugly chicks give the best head, because they know the only way to see you again is to give you a way to justify to yourself getting with an ugly chick.

quote:Originally posted by Ormy:

No you haven't, nobody buys that. This popped into your head because you thought it'd be an indirect way of convincing this forum you're not loser.

You failed. Try harder next time.

Btw, the ugly chicks give the best head, because they know the only way to see you again is to give you a way to justify to yourself getting with an ugly chick.



Dude, I really don't give a shit what you think.

+1 for Stop Trying To Boost Your Ego, Fag!

Ugly chick are easy. Fat girls are easier.

But then . . . if you can get attractive girls why do you need to go for lower-quality-but-easier girls?

They may need lovin' too, but all things considered, they don't want a pity fuck from someone who took them home ONLY because they were the ugliest girl at the party when he was really more attracted to their best friend the whole time.

Be warned: they're also liable to fall in love with you, as you'll be the first guy to give them the time of day, let alone touch them, in a long time.

quote:Originally posted by Rykoshet:

Now I've (on 2 occasions) taken the prettiest girl home (or at least fucked her right there) at a party

Why even mention this? Now you've just convinced everyone you're a pathetic loser who lies on the internet for e-accolades.

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

Originally posted by Rykoshet:

Now I've (on 2 occasions) taken the prettiest girl home (or at least fucked her right there) at a party

Why even mention this? Now you've just convinced everyone you're a pathetic loser who lies on the internet for e-accolades.

Again, I don't care. I was merely pointing out that I'm not doing it because I CAN'T get good looking girls, it's just that I think I SHOULDN'T every once in a while.

Jesus, you know, there are some people on Totse who aren't total pathetic losers, so fuck off.

quote:Originally posted by Rykoshet:

Now I've (on 2 occasions) taken the prettiest girl home (or at least fucked her right there) at a party, but I was wondering if, for whatever fucked up reason, it might be a good idea to take the ugliest girl home.

No need for the whole 'I am a stud, honest!' thing, if you're just looking for vindication for fucking ugly girls you shouldn't need to look on totse for it. If you want to do it, do it.

quote:Originally posted by RiskOfFire:

Ugly chick are easy. Fat girls are easier.

But then . . . if you can get attractive girls why do you need to go for lower-quality-but-easier girls?

They may need lovin' too, but all things considered, they don't want a pity fuck from someone who took them home ONLY because they were the ugliest girl at the party when he was really more attracted to their best friend the whole time.

Be warned: they're also liable to fall in love with you, as you'll be the first guy to give them the time of day, let alone touch them, in a long time.

I know, the risk is great, but something tells me to do it. Colin Farrell was really persuasive...And I am not talking about UGLY UGLY, but TV UGLY, you know.

Aww fuck it, I'll perish the thought.

quote:Originally posted by Rykoshet:

Again, I don't care. I was merely pointing out

Lmfao, they ALWAYS say this.

^You are a fucking retard. You aren't even talking about a girl who is actually ugly. You are talking about girls that are average.

To me you sound like one loser prick in denial. If you are getting 10's, what the fuck reason do you have to try and fuck girls that are 5's? Probably because most girls that are 10's fucking suck in bed.

Stop trying to look like hot shit, we know you are a fucking retard and inept at anything sexual. Just ask what you really want to ask. If you can't get good looking girls, should you go for average girls? Yes. You little bitch.

You musnt't go out much if you think getting with 2 of the prittiest girls in the party is a big thing. If you wanna fuck and ugly chick just do it. If not don't do it.

When else fails bring an ugly bitch home with you. Sure why not? Put a bag over her head if you have to. Its always reassuring to know I have a last resort when all else fails.

I couldn't force myself to do it - I don't find ugliness attractive.

Yeah... i did something like that, 'cept instead of bringing the ugliest girl home i brought back the hottest gay guy

i got raped by an ugly chick on new years. Well i guess id idnt get raped. But my dick said yes, my mind said no. Then the pussy teamed up with my dick and my mind lost.

She wasnt totally hideus looking, but she has gained a fair amount of wait and she looks really bad, considering when she was thin/average she was like a 8/10

It actually wasnt that bad, she knew what she was doing. I havent decided if im goona pad lock my pants shut next time i go to a party knowing she'll be there or not

Let it be warn that Fucking ugly girls is bad idea... Why?

hahahaha

Every time you fuck a girl the is always a possibility she might get pregnant. if the girl is pretty not much is lost but if she is ugly you are fucking screwed

Marrying her is inevitable

The easier the pussy the bigger the risk

.....Fuck Wisely.....

So you want to take ugly girls home for a 'pitty fuck'?

What makes you thinkt they'll want that?



Ugly girls like to try to pretend that they're not desperate for it.They want to feel that they're as desireable as their hot friends and as hard to get.

Never take the advice of an Irishman. Not even this advice. Especially not this advice.

two words ....paper bag...

heheh feel her up

post pictures,mwhahah

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

So you want to take ugly girls home for a 'pitty fuck'?

What makes you thinkt they'll want that?



Ugly girls like to try to pretend that they're not desperate for it.They want to feel that they're as desireable as their hot friends and as hard to get.

She is right, but they are whores in bed.

Fat and ugly girls give the best head. Its a scientific fact, I've done the research. If you want something to brag about, fuck the hot girl. If you want the best head of your life, fuck the fat one.

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i pulled a polish bird once, she wasnt bad looking, a little over weight, but one of her eyes was fucked up like a raven had tried to eat it out of her head. it was funny.

1. Irishmen are sneaky little fucks.

2. Dude; assuming you live the fast and noncommital sex life of so many younglings today, why would you go chasing after ugo tail if you can land hot women?

3. Irishmen are sneaky little fucks.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

So you want to take ugly girls home for a 'pitty fuck'?

What makes you thinkt they'll want that?



Ugly girls like to try to pretend that they're not desperate for it.They want to feel that they're as desireable as their hot friends and as hard to get.

Personal experience?

no. they must not be givin the opportunity to multiply.

pussy is pussy

Being an ugly chick myself, I find that I get alot of sex and nobody ever finds out about it.

In the end it's win-win.

i pitty any of the girls you actually have sex with; pretty or ugly.

i'm not sure who annoys me more, guys who use ugly chicks or ugly chicks who are more than willing to be used. i am by no means all that attractive, but jesus...at least i have some self respect.

quote:Originally posted by oral fixation:

i pitty any of the girls you actually have sex with; pretty or ugly.

i'm not sure who annoys me more, guys who use ugly chicks or ugly chicks who are more than willing to be used. i am by no means all that attractive, but jesus...at least i have some self respect.

Being an ugly chick who gets used is no worse than being a hot chick that gets used. In the end we both get fucked.

fat ones love to eat cum. Its their fat pussies that need a good fucking

quote:Originally posted by oral fixation:

i pitty any of the girls you actually have sex with; pretty or ugly.

i'm not sure who annoys me more, guys who use ugly chicks or ugly chicks who are more than willing to be used. i am by no means all that attractive, but jesus...at least i have some self respect.

That's stupid. At least with me, my intentions are clear. I may be subtle sometimes, but every girl that knows me knows what I want from her (yes, it differs per woman). I could be the player who tells each girl "I love you" just to get them into bed, but I'd rather let them know what's on my mind.