http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/6154220.stm

I am going to have Teh hottest babies ever. It's true. I just need to find a chick that isn't fat. I will have 6 foot 6 inch baby girls!!!!

Lies. All lies.

So. This time i actually read the artical. And hmm. I'm about 6'ft. And my father's about 6'2. And my mother's about my size. Go team.

Like loads of "new scientific discoveries" is seems a bit vague and generalised. It definately doesn't work in my situation, dad is short and stocky, mum is tall and stocky and i am tall and thin... Wait a second, perhaps I was adopted....

quote:Originally posted by Fridgeseal:

Like loads of "new scientific discoveries" is seems a bit vague and generalised. It definately doesn't work in my situation, dad is short and stocky, mum is tall and stocky and i am tall and thin... Wait a second, perhaps I was adopted....

.. I'm your biological mother. I'm so sorry i lied to you all these years..

quote:Originally posted by Fridgeseal:

Wait a second, perhaps I was adopted....

Either that or your mommy likes stranger cock

Makes sense when you consider that it's generally tall guys and skinny chicks that are attractive.

Let me guess, you "found" this article in IFIOTW, in the 100 unknown things before 2006, right?

yea, and I put it here. It goes here.

I apply to these rules perfectly, my sister pretty much fucks them in the face.

5'4 stocky bastard of a Father.

5'10 ex-model mother.

I'm a 5'3 mini-person.

My sister is a GOD DaMNED BEAST, 5'8-9 185+lbs and was nearly 11lbs when she was born.

EDIT: Oooh we weere both super long babies, I was 57cm =]

[This message has been edited by Isobutane (edited 01-01-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by bushy:

http://ne ws.bbc.co. uk/2/hi/he alth/6154220.stm (http: //news.bbc .co.uk/2/h i/health/6 154220.stm )

I am going to have Teh hottest babies ever. It's true. I just need to find a chick that isn't fat. I will have 6 foot 6 inch baby girls!!!!



Before you go spreading your "discovery" across Totse and sending up a sex rampage with all the skinniest women maybe you shoudl pay attention to the fine print about the study being "pended" or redone! Plus that little footnote half way done says taht a taller father makes the baby fatter and LONGER pay attention sheesh....*Goes on a rampage about unpredictable DNA and RNA afflictions and birth diseases and the million other things that arnt even notable yet so they cant be studied*... this is just some idiots premature study about his penis and his hopes that it will produce the next Miss Universe....*Rambles about all the fucking ugly women on that show but gives credit where credit is due when the sexi lingerai competition comes on *....anyway after this dreadfully long anger post the moral of the story is ALWAYS READ THE FINE PRINT and keep your stick on the ice cus you never know when the puck is coming...Woot Still Procrastinating