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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2006-12-31, 06:42 |
CaptainFantasy 
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 Having Sex
Why wont she do it with me???! I always end up fucking hitting the shit out of her until she has sex with me. What am I doing wrong????!
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#2
2006-12-31, 06:47 |
stab
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Re: Having Sex
The intention was there, but the execution was seriously lacking.
You need to use cleverness, not shock. Nothing shocks us.
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#3
2006-12-31, 06:47 |
CaptainFantasy
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Re: Having Sex
BUMP!!!
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#4
2006-12-31, 07:18 |
frunk
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Re: Having Sex
Keep hitting her?
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#5
2006-12-31, 07:21 |
outcast234
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Re: Having Sex
quote:Originally posted by stab:
The intention was there, but the execution was seriously lacking.
You need to use cleverness, not shock. Nothing shocks us.
lolz
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#6
2006-12-31, 07:23 |
kmartcop88
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Re: Having Sex
Jesus give your hand a rest. ha.
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#7
2006-12-31, 07:29 |
Distromnia
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Re: Having Sex
Use a weapon.
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#8
2006-12-31, 08:15 |
Political Prisoner
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Re: Having Sex
lol- now this is just a suggestion, but why dont you try untieing her, letting her out of your basement, and then if she stays try kissing her? I hear girls like that.
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#9
2006-12-31, 08:28 |
XHippie HunterX
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Re: Having Sex
She stops laughing when you punch her in the mouth.
She stops screaming when you stick a dick down her mouth.
She stops trying to bite when you break her jaw.
She stops crying when you threaten to skull fuck her.
She stops trying to run away when you break her legs.
And she stops protesting vaginal rape when you fuck her in the ass.
What she doesnt know is that when you said you were going to eat her, is that you didnt mean oral sex. She thought the apple was just a make shift ball gag right up until you threw her into the fucking oven.
God how i love that girl.
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