So last night I got drunk, lost my virginity to this random ass girl and turned it around and made out with my best friend's girlfriend then my friend I got drunk with made out with the girl that had just given me head and fucked me. My best friend hasn't found out yet and I feel like an asshole. Most fucking disgusting friday night of my life i hate alcohol.

Take this as you will, a warning, a pathetic story, whatever.

Sorry totse, needed to get that out there and thankfully nobody on totse knows me in person. Criticize do what ever you want I deserve it.

lol, y u self pwn?

^cluntoris^

Yeah you could just pretend it never happened.

murder/suicide?

Dont blame the booze. You're a whore.

Alchohol is like...hypnotism. It doesnt change who you are. It doesnt make you do things you'd normally be dead-set against. It just brings out whats already there. Be a man and own up to your actions.

That's what I'm working on, I just feel disgusting. Eventually I'll have to own up to hooking up with my best friend's girl which is the worst.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

Dont blame the booze. You're a whore.

You have no idea how much that's going to hurt him. Don't get me wrong, you're both dirty whores and equally guilty, you and his girlfriend, but dude... it hurts so fucking bad.

Welcome to my world!

aka planet 'oMG did I really drink/do/say/ that??!!11'

in the nebula of 'h-h-hh-ow old?'



turn right at the galaxy of 'cubical carrots'

Are you fucking kidding me? Its nights like that i fucking live for! Quit being such a little bitch.

You got drunk and got laid. Thats my plan for every night.

You got drunk and fucked around with your friends girl. GG dipshit, learn to only make out with single chicks.

Hell you should ask your friends girlfriend to fuck you, hell shes already cheated, what does it matter now?

Oh totse and all its different opinions. I know that he'll be really hurt, I've known him forever though and it was pretty fucked up becuase has always thought I'm going to and I just give him the "i'd never do that to you" bullshit.

The chick i fucked is way weird, so far no clinging though.

[This message has been edited by kmartcop88 (edited 12-31-2006).]

Been there. Some of it got out, but not all so it wasnt too bad...

I agree with not blaiming the alcohol for what you do but to be honest some of the shit i have tried to do, pissed out my face, has been pretty bad.

On my last birthday i downed 70cl of vodca within 20-30 minutes, one minute i was fine the next i was on the ground. I was trying to jump out a window(3rd story), trying to jump down stairs head first, bit a friends so hard i made him bleed a fair bit, the list goes on. I had never taken such a bad reaction to boose before. And needless to say i am not like this when sober...

So it does make you do really stupid shit, but you werent forced to drink it, so it isnt the alcohols fault, it was yours'.

Yeah thank you for that. I just feel so guilty, I had my vape with me too and I regret not getting blazed. Whatever, I'm getting over it, right now I'm just weirded out that as nice as getting laid is, I didnt even want to fuck that girl and it's messed up.

I forgot how much I missed totse, you guys are the best even when you're assholes I missed your critical outlooks and abusive put downs.

My first(sex) time was in a relationship which ended a couple of days later(she was on the rebound...) and to be honest i hold by getting the first time out of the way with someone you dont really care about.

Handle your booze, lightweight.

quote:Originally posted by nau06248:

My first(sex) time was in a relationship which ended a couple of days later(she was on the rebound...) and to be honest i hold by getting the first time out of the way with someone you dont really care about.



Nice point, because really, it's out of the way now hmm, I like your style.

And I held my booze, I just had too much.

The longer you leave telling him the harder it'll get and the more annoyed he'll be when you do tell him. Because it means you've been keeping it from him and that constitutes planning to hide it from him. Be a man and own up.

quote:Originally posted by Ho ho ho Green Giant:

The longer you leave telling him the harder it'll get and the more annoyed he'll be when you do tell him. Because it means you've been keeping it from him and that constitutes planning to hide it from him. Be a man and own up.

Shes dumping him after new years day, because its her birthday and she doesn't want him to make it uncomfortable. Would it be better to tell him after they break up or would it be more painful?

Nono! You tell him before she dumps him! So he'll be pissed at her. So it won't be so hard on him.

Go now, tell him!

Ok thank you I will right now.

I LOVE UBB!

STD's.

Haven't found any signs yet, I wore a rubber.

I can drink a 40 of scotch and not cheat on my girlfriend. Alcohol is NOT an excuse.

Update!

So I told him, he wasn't pissed, they broke up, I supposedly "ruined" her birthday.

This is the funny part:

She comes into Starbucks where I work hammered and starts yelling at me while I'm working tells me that I ruined her birthday bla bla bla.

My manager gets mad that this girl is causing a scene and tells me to go sit down with her and talk to her so I do and she slaps me right there in front of everyone who's already staring.

She has been bitching at me all night and thinks I used her me and my best friend are fine though, I told her that she doesn't mean as much to me which pissed her off a lot.

End of story, nothing is going to happen there all becasue I was honest.

Good note:

Last night I made out with this girl that I've liked for a long time and it was her first kiss (at 16, yeah crazy! but hott as fuck) anyway we'll see what becomes of that.

Special thanks: Chinese Food52 (best advice)

quote:Originally posted by kmartcop88:

Update!

So I told him, he wasn't pissed, they broke up, I supposedly "ruined" her birthday.

This is the funny part:

She comes into Starbucks where I work hammered and starts yelling at me while I'm working tells me that I ruined her birthday bla bla bla.

My manager gets mad that this girl is causing a scene and tells me to go sit down with her and talk to her so I do and she slaps me right there in front of everyone who's already staring.

She has been bitching at me all night and thinks I used her me and my best friend are fine though, I told her that she doesn't mean as much to me which pissed her off a lot.

End of story, nothing is going to happen there all becasue I was honest.

Good note:

Last night I made out with this girl that I've liked for a long time and it was her first kiss (at 16, yeah crazy! but hott as fuck) anyway we'll see what becomes of that.

Special thanks: Chinese Food52 (best advice)

Ive been in a similer situation. Just without the best friend shit, she just had a boyfriend. Common teen age soap oprah tabloid gossip females told her boyfriend. They got ina big fight and she tried taking it out on me. She was a fucken nutcase too. She went to my friends place when nobody was there, cut herself and wrote FUCK YOU in blood on the wall. Well i flipped out on her ofcourse supresing any urge she has of acting tough and have hooked up with her twice after that.

She's still a nutjob though

quote:Originally posted by boozehound420:

Ive been in a similer situation. Just without the best friend shit, she just had a boyfriend. Common teen age soap oprah tabloid gossip females told her boyfriend. They got ina big fight and she tried taking it out on me. She was a fucken nutcase too. She went to my friends place when nobody was there, cut herself and wrote FUCK YOU in blood on the wall. Well i flipped out on her ofcourse supresing any urge she has of acting tough and have hooked up with her twice after that.

She's still a nutjob though

That's fucked up, I really hope that my situation doesn't get that weird.

So even though you ere most likey unable to walk and talk (Most likely) you had sex? YOu sure it wasn't dry humping at most and your mind is playing you up?

OP, dont worry about it its all part of growing up. untill you find the person you want to spend the rest of your life with, you should be fucking everything that moves, dont matter if its married, in a relationship, post menopausal, metally or physically disabled, black, white, yellow, shaved, hairy...

when you get a bit older you will be glad of the memories.

This thread is USELESS without pics

[This message has been edited by MJR deus (edited 01-02-2007).]

Tell your friend that if his girlfriend gave it up to you so easily than she had probably screwed around before and will screw around again. Tell him to dump her ASAP.

quote:Originally posted by Chairman_Mao:

Tell your friend that if his girlfriend gave it up to you so easily than she had probably screwed around before and will screw around again. Tell him to dump her ASAP.

He just did. :/

Is he still pissed at you?

quote:Originally posted by Chairman_Mao:

Is he still pissed at you?

No , but I told him at the right time, he would have found out today from the wrong person and then he would be mad at me.