Hey guys, i was wondering hman can give himself pleasure, if i try get close to my cock as much as 7cm it canes my back, are their any steps to performing this awesome thing!

One of the little spoken of side benefits of intensive martial arts training.

I can do it, but I don't. Not only does it screw up my back and neck if I do it for more than ten seconds, the sensation of having a mouth on my penis is entirely cancelled out by the sensation of having a penis in my mouth. I can only get about the first two inches in, anyway. Basically, it's not as awesome as you think it would be.

quote:Originally posted by Mr.Happy:

I can do it, but I don't. Not only does it screw up my back and neck if I do it for more than ten seconds, the sensation of having a mouth on my penis is entirely cancelled out by the sensation of having a penis in my mouth. I can only get about the first two inches in, anyway. Basically, it's not as awesome as you think it would be.

HAHAHA!

Didn't feel very good at all, to me. Not bad, just not nearly as pleasurable as normal masturbation.

Maybe I'm just not very good at giving blowjobs.

lol, tried ot after seeing it. Fucking hurt.

quote:If we could put our heads together, we'd just stay home forever...

From Rodney Carrington's Dear Penis

If it wasn't for the horrible back pain that you get when you do it then it wouldn't be so bad. The paid kind of makes it impossible to enjoy though so I woulnd't do it.

Jesus Christ...

Someone needs to archive this...

quote:Originally posted by RustyBurrito55:

If it wasn't for the horrible back pain that you get when you do it then it wouldn't be so bad. The paid kind of makes it impossible to enjoy though so I woulnd't do it.

Unless you're into that sort of thing...

I am actually flexible enough to perform this act quite comfortably. Beats the shit out of regular masterbation. Getting into a comfortable position can be a real bitch though. I have to prop myself up into pillows otherwise I roll around.

quote:Originally posted by Microwave:

I am actually flexible enough to perform this act quite comfortably. Beats the shit out of regular masterbation. Getting into a comfortable position can be a real bitch though. I have to prop myself up into pillows otherwise I roll around.

quote:Originally posted by Sentinel:





Once you get over the stigma of sucking your own penis, it can be quite an enjoyable experiance, simply because you control the blow job. You can slow down or speed up how you like, throw a little toungue in, or a nibble if you're into that.

quote:Originally posted by Microwave:

I am actually flexible enough to perform this act quite comfortably. Beats the shit out of regular masterbation. Getting into a comfortable position can be a real bitch though. I have to prop myself up into pillows otherwise I roll around.

Well, I'll go ahead and ask the logical follow-up question:

Do you spit or swallow?

And if you thought it was bad having someone catch you masturbation normally...

When I was 13, my dick was about 2 handfuls. So I tried it and it worked.

It felt really REALLY weird. And trust me guys, it's not as amazing as you think o_o.

quote:Originally posted by Microwave:

Once you get over the stigma of sucking your own penis, it can be quite an enjoyable experiance, simply because you control the blow job. You can slow down or speed up how you like, throw a little toungue in, or a nibble if you're into that.

You mean get used to sucking a cock, and become a faggot?

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

One of the little spoken of side benefits of intensive martial arts training.

I wonder how many of you can actualy do it?

I have only met one person besides myself that can.

I have been offered money to 'prove' I can.

It's really not that great, as is the concensus around here it seems.

If possible, get a girl to do it, or only do it if regular masturbation isn't doing it for you anymore. In my opinion, not worth it.

DAMNIT! Years of training wasted...

No wonder those guys in UFC are so happy...

quote:Originally posted by doornob_lightbulb:

You mean get used to sucking a cock, and become a faggot?

=/

No more so than you get used to giving a handjob, and become a faggot.

just keep trying, your back will adjust, when you lie back it will hurt tho...



and yes, I am ashamed of knowing the process

The fucked up thing is i was doing the "legs over your head" strech for months before i realised what it could be used for....

quote:Originally posted by TheCardboardbox:

The fucked up thing is i was doing the "legs over your head" strech for months before i realised what it could be used for....



LOL...you weren't the only one...trust me on this.

I demand a full tutorial complete with a training/stretching regimen and shoddy ASCII art illustrations.

http://tinyurl.com/wvcn2

lol how did i know someone would mention that :P yeh i can do it, but dont, ussually if i want it that bad ill find someone else sheesh.....and ive been training for 6 or 7 years now

quote:Originally posted by Plinker:

http://tinyurl.com/wvcn2

thx

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:



LOL...you weren't the only one...trust me on this.

I still havnt tryed the full atempt. Im afraid that if i get used to sucking my own dick ill go full gay. The only thing stoping me from being Bi right now is that i dont love dicks all that much...

quote:Originally posted by TheCardboardbox:

I still havnt tryed the full atempt. Im afraid that if i get used to sucking my own dick ill go full gay. The only thing stoping me from being Bi right now is that i dont love dicks all that much...

I'm pretty sure that if you're attracted to both sexes, you're bi. I don't think it matters whether or not you like the cock.

quote:Originally posted by Sprinkles:

I'm pretty sure that if you're attracted to both sexes, you're bi. I don't think it matters whether or not you like the cock.

Fuck .

used to be able to do about half of myself when i used to work out, hurts too much to really get much to and a real bj is much better, interesting to try though

I thought I was the only one who could do the legs-over-head thing. Except, I'm a fatass and it kills my back when I'm done. And not to mention, I could go way farther if I wasn't so damn fat. I've only gotten the head in and wrapped my lips around it. No pun intended. If I go too far, it cuts off my breathing... so that's not good.

quote:Originally posted by Mr.Happy:

I can do it, but I don't. Not only does it screw up my back and neck if I do it for more than ten seconds, the sensation of having a mouth on my penis is entirely cancelled out by the sensation of having a penis in my mouth. I can only get about the first two inches in, anyway. Basically, it's not as awesome as you think it would be.

Word me too, I did it once but you kinda have to be gay to do it till you cum...

quote:Originally posted by kmartcop88:

Word me too, I did it once but you kinda have to be gay to do it till you cum...

Ever came on your own face on purpose?

quote:Jesus Christ...

Someone needs to archive this...

Tastes terrible.

It's not worth the neck cramps, either...

quote:Originally posted by ir0nic:

Ever came on your own face on purpose?

Could you imagine if someone walked in after you gave yourself an epic facial?

Oh...try and explain that to mother!!!

It's either:

The boyfriend was over and gave me a facial

or

Mother, I was giving myself a BJ and thought I'd do the facial while I was at it.

quote:Originally posted by Microwave:

Once you get over the stigma of sucking your own penis, it can be quite an enjoyable experiance, simply because you control the blow job. You can slow down or speed up how you like, throw a little toungue in, or a nibble if you're into that.

Oh my lord. That made me feel ill.

quote:Originally posted by Zoe:

Oh my lord. That made me feel ill.

quote:Originally posted by RogueWarheart:



Mother, I was giving myself a BJ and thought I'd do the facial while I was at it.

I LOL'ed on that one there. I wasn't sure what to expect when I clicked on the link.

Anyways... If you really want to suck your own dick, For whatever reason either you can't get a GF, Or she won't do it, Or you like the taste of dick and/or cum.

First you need to be flexible, and skinny, I used to be in Karate and we had to stretch ways that people aren't supposed to stretch, I think the stretch you should work on the most is the "V Sit & Reach" Basiclly sit your ass on the floor with your legs about 12inches apart. One hand on top of the other and keeping your knees straight unbent reach towards your feet. Go as far as you can, If your new to "stretching" Try to atleast grab your toes, Now you want to hold this position for atleast 15 seconds. Each time you stretch try to stretch another inch farther,*While stretching your thighs will prolly hurt and ur back and stomach until ur more flexible.

--If you follow what I said you should be able to get atleast 3 - 4 inches in...lol.. Why do I even post this stuff, The chance of someone reading it is slim and when they do, I am the only one LOLing.

*That definately isn't on my list of things to do*

So what are you doing today?

Well I'm going to see how much of my dick I can fit in my mouth mom...

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WTF!?!

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And maybe I'll give myself a facial. <<LOL