See, on new years i want to have sex with this awesome girl, but i think she's still a virgin (although she dont act it)

Is it harder to have sex with a vrigin?

What do i do, is it simply the same, but with some minor pain involved?

jus make sure you stick a few fingers up her ass when you guys are having sex.. then take out your fingers and put it in her mouth!! she will love it bro. TRUST ME.

She's a virgin, you have carte blanche.

The rule is, if it hurts YOU did something wrong.

It shouldn't hurt her or rather there should a brief 'nice' pain which almost makes her come.

Trick is that she has to feel totally relaxed and secure.So make sure you are somewhere warm and safe (from being disturbed).Also make sure she knows you are using some form of BC (if she's not on the pill etc).

Slooooooooooow is the key.

If her knickers aren't soaked before she takes them off then don't even bother trying.

i'm telling you... finger her ass for a min, then shove them in her mouth. she will LOVE IT.. GUARANTEED..

quote:Originally posted by inspiron42000:

i'm telling you... finger her ass for a min, then shove them in her mouth. she will LOVE IT.. GUARANTEED..

STFO you cock sucking queer

It's not any different man, just take it nice and slow and ease her into it, that's the only real thing you gotta do.

Meh, just get her really drunk, and she'll be easier than me after a REALLY GOOD MEAL.

quote:Originally posted by inspiron42000:

i'm telling you... finger her ass for a min, then shove them in her mouth. she will LOVE IT.. GUARANTEED..



jack...please get rid of this horrible troll! he isn't even clever enough to come up with new material!

quote:Originally posted by oral fixation:



jack...please get rid of this horrible troll! he isn't even clever enough to come up with new material!

Jack isn't the thought police... I am.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Jack isn't the thought police... I am.



yeah, but jack can actually get rid of him and not just try to mentally torture him til he chooses to leave.

quote:Originally posted by oral fixation:



yeah, but jack can actually get rid of him and not just try to mentally torture him til he chooses to leave.

Ah, but that's the best part... Jack CAN'T do anything really because he's not breaking any rules. Seriously, he didn't post something that couldn't be considered anything more than advice.

But as a normal member, I have the ability to confuse and piss him off until he explodes in a pile of gunk. Smelly gunk, too. You'll have to clean that up, girl. *Hands you the broom, mop, and a sauce pan*

I thought his persistence was hilarious, actually.

'morning Gus.

Anything I need to deal with?

No?

Ahhh well in that case i'll go clean the bath..

...and mind you clean up after yourself, y'hear? Cos I'm getting sick of tripping over bits of dried up troll remnants.

quote:Originally posted by stab:

I thought his persistence was hilarious, actually.

Remember, women lack ALL sense of humor. The only thing they find funny is completely unknown to mankind. In fact, even womankind doesn't know it. It's that confusing.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

...and mind you clean up after yourself, y'hear? Cos I'm getting sick of tripping over bits of dried up troll remnants.

Isn't that why I gave our new cleanin' lady the broom?

Ah bugger, where the bloody hell did she get on off to?! :\



[This message has been edited by Gus (edited 12-30-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

You'll have to clean that up, girl. *Hands you the broom, mop, and a sauce pan*

great, now you're starting to sound like my boyfriend.

...except he would make ME get the broom, mop, and...sauce pan?..(did you mean dust pan?).

quote:Originally posted by oral fixation:

great, now you're starting to sound like my boyfriend.

...except he would make ME get the broom, mop, and...sauce pan?..(did you mean dust pan?).

Oh no, that's the sauce pan for a reason girly. You're cooking after all of this is done.

We're hungry, growing men YA KNOW! And if I had made you go and get them tools, I wouldn't have had you so prompt and alert about your cooking that comes after, now would I have?

Well, what are you doin' still around here? CHOP CHOP!

bacon and eggs good enough, SIR?



can i make anything for anyone else while i am at it?

*scampers off in maid's uniform to make breakfast*

...i really need to work on my insomnia...

Nah, that'll be good, although I think I'm just about ready to take a rather LONG sleep. Long as in it's nearly 0400 here and I've gotta be up by 0800 to greet guests. Meh...

*Slaps your ass as you walk away, and goes up to my room*

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Nah, that'll be good, although I think I'm just about ready to take a rather LONG sleep. Long as in it's nearly 0400 here and I've gotta be up by 0800 to greet guests. Meh...

*Slaps your ass as you walk away, and goes up to my room*



Bloody colonials!

The only way to discipline a maid is with a martinet.

Some people just have no class.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:



Bloody colonials!

The only way to discipline a maid is with a martinet.

Some people just have no class.

Haha, Jack, you can play with her, then, as I don't care for any of that right now...

The bindings are in the basement, as well as the whips, flails, and the rest of the tools for that.

Try to not make too much noise.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:



Bloody colonials!

The only way to discipline a maid is with a martinet.

Some people just have no class.



*looks up what the hell a martinet is*

*has kinky thoughts and grins*

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Try to not make too much noise.

well. you're no fun.

(((much like flood control)))

quote:Originally posted by oral fixation:



*looks up what the hell a martinet is*

*has kinky thoughts and grins*

Uh yeah, Jack, you might want to use the basement for that... It's soundproofed, and has a few more toys built in.

On second thought, just make sure to tape it.

~~~

quote:Originally posted by oral fixation:

well. you're no fun.

(((much like flood control)))

Meh, I've already had my full of role playing tonight. And really, I only really do it via IM on MSN or AIM or something.

Totse is far too slow (63 seconds between actions? Pfff!!) and far too open to lamers that ruin the fun.

[This message has been edited by Gus (edited 12-30-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:



Bloody colonials!

The only way to discipline a maid is with a martinet.

Some people just have no class.

Google pear of Anguish.



[This message has been edited by Black Territory (edited 12-30-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Black Territory:

Google pear of Anguish.



Hey now, that's only if she's a GOOD LITTLE GIRL, dude. :\

A little bit of alcohol in her and you will numb any pain and help her to relax , always does the trick.

the sad thing is that the hijacked thread turned out better then the original

Ive never done it, My friend has and his story was horifying. She exploded in blood, blood on the bed, and all through the hallway leading to the shower. she was also in pain.

This thread has had me laughing for 5 minutes now.

Sex with virgins is overrated. I'd say don't do it, since you'd probably have more fun masturbating, but you obviously are going to anyway, so introduce as much alcohol into the situation as possible, on your side and hers.

I should say, since its after new years, you obviously already did it, so how'd it go?

Gus, you hijacked this thread into online porno territory.