well? what country should i pretend im from?

China.

Just go to Amsterdam.

The women there love American/English guys.

Accents I can do really well:

Californian, German and Sweedish.

I often get my best friend to introduce me as his "Exchange student from *****"

Do it dude, it works wonders.

"I come Germany, yah, I like Melbourne, ze weather ist so varm! Sorry, my English ist not so goot"

Man, good times are to be had with a fake accent .

If foreigners find out you're from California, they'll be all over your penis. Trust me on this one.

Tell them you're from Orange County, and dress as nice as you can.

Boom. Free fuck ;P