I ask my good friend to have friend-sex with me.

She gets uppity I call back later and explain how i was 'drunk.'

I ddont want you to tell me whats gonna happen but I want you to devise a story about what might happen. Feel free to take creative liberties.

If you hadn't lied to her, and just told her that you've admired her and really wanted to be closer to her, but didn't want to ruin your friendshi-- Wait, what am I saying, that'd be a lie, too, eh?

Just tell her that she has a fucking nice rack/ass/cock-sucking lips, and you want to put them to your own personal use. Dur.

LOL

I don't want advice I just want you to sort of take the wheel and tell ME what's gonna happen.

Even with your own creative twist.



But that was a very helpful and hilarious post which probably woke my parents.

hey

The simple answer is that you aren't gonna get your dick wet.

She's already fucking your Dad.

She's not angry with you, rather, with him for not telling you.

They want to move to Rio.

she will ring you up and tell you to get over to her place now

you will arrive and she will ask where have you been/what took you so long and then get you inside quickly

she will bring out the leather whips and tie you up and she will fuck your brains out

then she will get out a bottle of chloroform and knock you out then strangle you

she will then cut you into bite size pieces and then eat you for the rest of the year and put the skin/bones into a bag and throw them into the garbage

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she will then cut you into bite size pieces and then eat you for the rest of the year and put the skin/bones into a bag and throw them into the garbage

This was my favourite part.

she will ring you up and tell you to get over to her place now

take number two

you will arrive and she will ask where have you been/what took you so long and then get you inside quickly

she will bring out the leather whips and tie you up and she will fuck your brains out

then she will get out a bottle of chloroform and knock you out and take a massive dump in your mouth and this will cause you to choke t death and then she will shit on your more and make a shit porn movie

she will then have a big bonfire and burn your body and smash the remaining bones with a sledge hammer