AHHHHH! Never let a bitch dry hump you when you still got your jeans on.

I don't know why she wanted to, but we were drunk as shit and making out on her couch and she just starts humping me - dry humping or hardcore making out or whatever it's called. Of course I had a boner and the head is getting rubbed and skrached and shit from the jeans. But I was all coked out and didn't care at the time.

When I first woke up, every time I took a step and the head would slide against my boxers, it would hurt so fucking bad. It's just highly irritated. I put some aloe vera lotion on it, and I think it's getting a little better.

I just wanted to warn all you good people of s&a. This is something that should never happen to any male. If you have any advice, please share.

Ice water and air. Just let it sit.

Owch.

MAke a really strong cup of camomile tea (ie 4 teabbags in a mug) let it cool down and sit your cock into it.

3x200mg Ibruprofen tabs should bring some relief and as euda said ice. (small packet of frozen peas works real good).

Have you any polysporin?

Get her on the blower & tell her. Demand to know just what sh'e gonna do to make it all better. Get her to leave work/drop whatever she's doing...

[This message has been edited by moonmeister (edited 12-28-2006).]

I've heard spraying your dick with raid helps even more than tea.

Pussy. It's not a real orgasm unless youre bleeding. LOL. Tell the woman to calm down, that must have been pretty hardcore. I nevergot hurt by dry humping with jeans before.

quote:Originally posted by SnoKannon:

Tell the woman to calm down, that must have been pretty hardcore. I nevergot hurt by dry humping with jeans before.

I was trying to tell her I didn't really like it, but she liked it alot and wouldn't let me get any further ('till later that night) so I just went along with it.

An evening with Kevin Smith.

Lol, you're still in the dry humping phase.

quote:Originally posted by Tom Servo:

Lol, you're still in the dry humping phase.

No, she is. I've never "dry humped" before, and I never will again.

Should have taken your pants of, then ripped hers off, and stuck your penis in the hole and let her go nuts, its quite enjoyable.

quote:Originally posted by Cozy Amnesia:

No, she is. I've never "dry humped" before, and I never will again.

Yeah, you should have had your hand down there to hold her while you pulled your pants down, and her pants too, and just fucked her right there and then.

Of course, though, if you were that smart you'd be wearing silk boxers... :\

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Of course, though, if you were that smart you'd be wearing silk boxers... :\

I reckon silk boxers are worse. I cant stand them. Cotton ftw!

And i concur with the guy that said that must have been some hardcore dry humping.

quote:Originally posted by Sentinel:

I've heard spraying your dick with raid helps even more than tea.

Yeah i also agree. Raid contains antioxidants and helps all parts of the body.

quote:Originally posted by Jobe1Canoby:

Yeah i also agree. Raid contains antioxidants and helps all parts of the body.

Ok

before i do soemthign stupid honestly tell me if u guys are being seriuos?

hahaha ^ you gotta visit the drug forums more often Id say. As a compassionate human being I feel obligated to tell you that no, do not put raid on your genitals.

Yeah, my friend done it and it surprisingly worked for him... Cotton ftw.

i think amputation is your only option

Ugh, cotton feels so cheap after you've worn silk. But oh well, that's why you just remove her pants and fuck her right then and there in the first place.

foreskins ftw.

quote:Originally posted by hedonist:

foreskins ftw.

Too right bro.