So, a couple night ago I go to a party and immediatly start drinking. By about 10 o'clock I'm alittle tipsy, and this girl makes a move on me... She was also kind of wasted (classic scenario), but she's half Asian, so I didn't complain.

Fast forward alittle bit and it's like 4Am in the morning, I'm laying in the bed with her... and 2 other girls (but they're both asleep), and we're just making out and I'm playing with her Asian boobs and telling her to show me some ninja tricks. She didn't take that too well, but who cares, I was shit faced.

We wake up, completely Sober, but she's still cuddling on me. I tell her I've got to go and she's pretty much holds me down and tells me not to.

I assumed most of the affection we felt was alcohol induced, but then again, in the morning she was still "holding on".

I eventually just told her I had to go, kissed her on the neck and left... Havn't talked to her since (I lost my phone while I was shit faced and didn't get her number... fuck... She has mine though). So... What to do now? I'll prolly see her at the next party I go to, So how should I act?

...I just assumed I get shit faced as fast as possible and let the liquid courage do the talking for me, sound good?

quote:Originally posted by fatkitty420:

telling her to show me some ninja tricks.

Awesome .

I used to tell me ex that I'd love her more if she'd dress up like a ninja and fuck me while doing ninja tricks. It weirded her out, I still don't know if she thinks I was joking.

1 word for your story: Hot

This is perhaps a reason to not get drunk and sleep with randoms? maybe? no? ok then.

so eh... did you root her? also, if she has your number but you lost your phone then she can't call you either dude.

for the next party i'd go with your idea of getting pissed asap then speaking to her.

is she half hot-asian or half ugly-asian?

You know, I have a number from this guy I fucked at a pary...

...lol jk. Hot story, should probably bring a date or find someone to hook up with at the next party so she gets the idea.

quote:Originally posted by the bamph:

is she half hot-asian or half ugly-asian?

I lol'd

But OP, I take it you fucked her, right? You never outright said you did, so please clarify.

But anyways, she had no right to try to keep you in bed. It was clearly a one night thing. Next time you see her just blow it off and act like it was no big deal, which it wasn't.

Or say you entering a relationship is only going to happen with her showing ninja tricks

quote:Originally posted by the bamph:

is she half hot-asian or half ugly-asian?

damn thats funny.

quote:So, after you wake up next to that girl in the morning... then what?

First off you quickly examine her body/discarded clothes for clues to her name? (you know like her ankle bracelet?)

Then you wake her with a kiss, ciggy and a cup of coffee.

Then and only then do you ask the iMPORTANT questions : "Just exactly how old are you? Does your Mommy know you are here? And are you on any recognised form of BC?"

Depending upon her answer you then either reach into your jeans and pull out your cock-make slow beautiful love to her.

Or you reach into your jeans and pull out your cell phone and get your lawyer out of bed...

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

First off you quickly examine her body/discarded clothes for clues to her name? (you know like her ankle bracelet?)

Then you wake her with a kiss, ciggy and a cup of coffee.

Then and only then do you ask the iMPORTANT questions : "Just exactly how old are you? Does your Mommy know you are here? And are you on any recognised form of BC?"

Depending upon her answer you then either reach into your jeans and pull out your cock-make slow beautiful love to her.

Or you reach into your jeans and pull out your cell phone and get your lawyer out of bed...

Lol seriously you have to be the best mod ever!

quote:Originally posted by whiteymoza:

Lol seriously you have to be the best mod ever!

I speak from painful experience. Many years ago (when I was 18) I woke up next to a 12 year old ...who happened to also be at school with my kid sister...ooOOOOOPSS!

Alcohol be damned!

^

LMAO

that silly alcohol!

If she is a porker, you chew your arm off and slip away.

If not, go for another root.

I know that every girl loves a call at 4am when you've got a belly of liquid courage. Right?

It just drives them crazy.

Actually... She was a virgin... so no sex for me that night. But you can bet your ass I tried. Everytime I put that move on her... slid your hand down and carfully rip off her pants she did the Asian Squeel (boys, you know the one) and pulled away and giggled.

As for my phone, I did find it on the way out when my boss called at 12:45 and asked when I was coming in.

...Half Hot Asian...

As for jackketch, She was 18, and I'm 17. Go me!

quote:Originally posted by fatkitty420:

telling her to show me some ninja tricks.

excellent.

did you see they announced the new harry potter book name. yay!

quote:Originally posted by Das Troll:

excellent.

did you see they announced the new harry potter book name. yay!

...No...

Do what I did when I was younger: Sneak out without waking her the hell up, dumbass!!!

Seriously though, I discovered that it is perfectly feasible to move your arm from under her, keep your other arm over her for her cuddling comfort, which frees the first arm for pulling on your underwear and gathering the remainder of your clothes for a trip to the "toilet"

As for the avoidance thing...I dunno mate...Get drunk again and tap it!

If not, just tell her that you don't remember a single thing about that night because your were absolutely wasted and still drunk the next morning!

It works...Trust your old uncle Psycho!

luckily for me,when i was doing those random one night stands i was dealing so id get random calls all the time...very convenient for akward situations.

quote:Originally posted by fatkitty420:

Actually... She was a virgin... so no sex for me that night. But you can bet your ass I tried. Everytime I put that move on her... slid your hand down and carfully rip off her pants she did the Asian Squeel (boys, you know the one) and pulled away and giggled.

As for my phone, I did find it on the way out when my boss called at 12:45 and asked when I was coming in.

...Half Hot Asian...

As for jackketch, She was 18, and I'm 17. Go me!

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

First off you quickly examine her body/discarded clothes for clues to her name? (you know like her ankle bracelet?)

Then you wake her with a kiss, ciggy and a cup of coffee.

Then and only then do you ask the iMPORTANT questions : "Just exactly how old are you? Does your Mommy know you are here? And are you on any recognised form of BC?"

Depending upon her answer you then either reach into your jeans and pull out your cock-make slow beautiful love to her.

Or you reach into your jeans and pull out your cell phone and get your lawyer out of bed...

+1 for that, works every time.

I got piss drunk tonight at a different party, so I was bored and calling random people on my cell phone. I called the girl whoe's house I was at the last party with The Asian... a few times (heh). The Asian girl kept answering, and I was getting kind of pissed because all I wanted to do was talk to the other girl...

Eventually, from what I remember... I called them one last time and she picked... kind of went like this:

<me> Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Who is thissssss?

<Asian> Michelle (if that's how you spell it), what do you want?

<me> Oh, I was just bored and was looking for someone to talk to, lemme speak to Alex.

<Asian> Well, their's no one here that wants to talk to you, and me and Alex don't want to either. bye.

<me> wait...(click)

I guess you win some and you lose some, eh? I s'pose I'll ignore that little group she was in for a little while, 'til one of them calls me back... It's not really worth the effort.

Anyway... I had fun while it lasted :/

I've thought about that situation and came to the conclusion that it doesn't really matter. Let her feel awkward if she wants to and just go on normally w/o thinking about it.

say hi right away. have a small conversation, bring up the last party, say it was fun. I wouldnt hang out with her the entire time though, take some breaks to go chat with the guys and shit. At the end of the night hook up with her again. And after get her phone number, and talk to her the next day on the phone.

Now you have a girl that likes you. Possibly thinks you want to start "seeing" her. Play along with it. Dont say i love you, EVER. Dont hang out with her all the time. Get pissed of at her when she talks to other guys on the phone, this will make it so your not a complete pussy nice guy and also gives her the impression your serious.

Once you have that relationship built, you can now do the same to another girl. Then it gets really challenging. making it so they dont find out about eachother, keeping each of there friends oblivious etc. etc. etc. Be carefull though, chicks are INSANE!. also if you start to like a girl alot give up on the other sluts and just stay with her for a while.