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 #1 
Old 2006-12-28, 07:00
CNKOMMANDO CNKOMMANDO is offline
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Default asian stereotype....grrrr...

i'm getting really tired of my friends picking on me by telling the asian stereotype(asians have small penises) CONSTANTLY. I'm 100% chinese and it is 6" erect and about 5" in circumference. and i bet it is bigger than most of my friends's as well... But i don't know any ways to prove to them i don't have a small penis...

AHHH help?



[This message has been edited by CNKOMMANDO (edited 12-28-2006).]
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Old 2006-12-28, 07:03
lauren7249 lauren7249 is offline
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Default Re: asian stereotype....grrrr...

just get pissed off at them. they'll think it's funny, but they need to hear it. it's such a silly eurocentric stereotype.
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Old 2006-12-28, 07:08
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Slap them with your dick?



OR



Get the triads to rape them or something.
 #4 
Old 2006-12-28, 07:16
xXBatgirlXx xXBatgirlXx is offline
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Show them.. maybe?
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Old 2006-12-28, 07:19
CNKOMMANDO CNKOMMANDO is offline
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quote:Originally posted by xXBatgirlXx:

Show them.. maybe?



that would.. be.. awkward? sounds like a good idea, but i would have to get a bit drunk at a party before i do it... no way i would do it just like that
 #6 
Old 2006-12-28, 07:52
bloodenangel bloodenangel is offline
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I refuse to believe this without picture evidence.
 #7 
Old 2006-12-28, 07:56
Belle Belle is offline
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When they make fun of you, knock out their teeth with your cock.

Or, more realistically, show them, in some way at a party like you said. Or watch the movie "Waiting", then play the penis showing game.

Or, finally, the most simple of all, when they make fun of you, just say "Fuck that, mine dwarfs your puny white cock." Talk shit back.

As a side note, who gives a fuck what they say, or what your friends think. Unless it really bothers you, then talk to them about it. Otherwise, be content with what you have, and worry about the ladies. Once you've got one, she won't care what they say if she's experiencing it. In a few years, you won't even remember this.
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Old 2006-12-28, 08:17
CarbonB CarbonB is offline
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Pull more girls than them, and then make fun of them for being fags who never have women. That is the best way to get it to stop.

Don't be a fucking baby about the teasing. Out tease the teasers by gaining leverage over them.
 #9 
Old 2006-12-28, 09:50
Bazzle Bazzle is offline
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Damn, your tiny chiny chubby must be hurtin' right now.
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Old 2006-12-28, 10:05
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quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

it's such a silly eurocentric stereotype.

So you would know differently?...

If so, do tell

Besides, I was almost certain that Asian guys would have smaller wangs on average simply because of them being genetically shorter than Africans and Europeans(on average anyways).

No matter what some people may want to say, a lot of stereotypes are based at least partially on fact.
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Old 2006-12-28, 10:13
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Yeah, I know how you feel. Not that I don't mind the fact that I'm 1/2 asian but generally ethnic minorities get picked on no matter what. Wanna know something? Asians aren't even a minority in Australia
 #12 
Old 2006-12-28, 11:42
Flock Flock is offline
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It is totally about proportion. Most of the Chinese women I see are smaller framed; if you pulled out a 7/8" wang for them to fuck, they would probably go through a lot of discomfort before they got used to it.

I have quite a petite frame, and my previous boyfriend (somewhere over 7" but lower than 8") would have to go slow at first etc and sometimes I'd have to get used to it all over again (long distance=infrequent fucking).
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Old 2006-12-28, 12:02
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quote:Originally posted by Byss:

So you would know differently?...

If so, do tell

Besides, I was almost certain that Asian guys would have smaller wangs on average simply because of them being genetically shorter than Africans and Europeans(on average anyways).

No matter what some people may want to say, a lot of stereotypes are based at least partially on fact.

There have been studies done on penis lengths across races, usually showing that African wangs are half an inch longer than the Eurocock, and Asians slightly shorter again. No particularly large differences.
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Old 2006-12-28, 12:15
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quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Pull more girls than them, and then make fun of them for being fags who never have women. That is the best way to get it to stop.

Don't be a fucking baby about the teasing. Out tease the teasers by gaining leverage over them.

Yeah, say something like "why are you guys always talking about dicks? Do you guys like it up the ass or something, you guys fags?"

"uhhh... no"

"then why so fixated with my cock? Fucking queer".
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Old 2006-12-28, 14:34
CatharticWeek CatharticWeek is offline
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quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Yeah, say something like "why are you guys always talking about dicks? Do you guys like it up the ass or something, you guys fags?"

"uhhh... no"

"then why so fixated with my cock? Fucking queer".
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Old 2006-12-28, 14:54
DesertRebel DesertRebel is offline
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Take a picture.

Show it to them, hell I'd photoshop it a few inches just for fucks sake.
 #17 
Old 2006-12-28, 15:17
wtfdude wtfdude is offline
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Where the fuck do you live? Sounds like Harlem.
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Old 2006-12-28, 16:08
StealthyRacoons StealthyRacoons is offline
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They are just fucking with you, there your frieds they probally do it alot.
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Old 2006-12-28, 16:09
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Get caught fucking their sisters...with your huge cock.
 #20 
Old 2006-12-28, 18:11
Flawless Flawless is offline
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Scientists say asians have small penises. Scientists don't lie. You stupid anamoly.
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Old 2006-12-28, 19:17
y4m4 y4m4 is offline
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When did six inches become big? Sounds like you're average to me; want a prize or something?
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Old 2006-12-28, 19:33
euphoria euphoria is offline
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haha im white and my dick is 2 inches bigger than your small asain penis
 
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