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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2006-12-27, 14:03 |
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 "Every Hole's a Goal!!"
So who here ascribes to that saying?
I have alot of friends that do... Some moreso than others in fact.
Oh man you should see some of the monstrosities that some of my certain friends have been with!
I mean, I don't mean to sound shallow or anything, but when you go out for the sole purpose of getting laid, and you just end up taking what you can get... That's not really my thing... But apparently some people can do it!
One friend of mine goes to the bar/party/club and starts with the ugliest/fattest chick there and works his way up.
I'd rather just fuck my hand, thank you very much!
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#2
2006-12-27, 14:04 |
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Re: "Every Hole's a Goal!!"
Every hole is a goal, eh?
So, is a hat trick on the same field make you damn-good? Or are we dealing with some non-American rules?  |
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#3
2006-12-27, 14:05 |
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Re: "Every Hole's a Goal!!"
quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:
I'd rather just fuck my hand, thank you very much!
I'd rather you do that too, thank you very much...  |
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#4
2006-12-27, 14:08 |
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Re: "Every Hole's a Goal!!"
quote:Originally posted by oc6:
I'd rather you do that too, thank you very much...
Cuz of the whole STD thing?
Damnit I've tried at least a few times to get into a clinic but they were always closed by the time I got there... especially around the holiday season...
Hopefully tomorrow! |
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#5
2006-12-27, 14:10 |
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Re: "Every Hole's a Goal!!"
quote:Originally posted by oc6:
I'd rather you do that too, thank you very much...
You also reminded me of that new Pink song... God she pisses me off...
"Cause you know it's over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight " |
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#6
2006-12-27, 14:14 |
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Re: "Every Hole's a Goal!!"
quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:
You also reminded me of that new Pink song... God she pisses me off...
"Cause you know it's over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight "
That's funny, 
Even though I have no idea who Pink is. |
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#7
2006-12-27, 14:14 |
gadzooks
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Re: "Every Hole's a Goal!!"
quote:Originally posted by Gus:
So, is a hat trick on the same field make you damn-good? Or are we dealing with some non-American rules?
If you ascribe to the rule in the title, then yeah I guess a hat trick would mean you did pretty well...
I know a guy who fucked 2 ugly girls in one night...
Not quite a hat trick, but "impressive"* nonetheless.
*if you ascribe to the saying that is... |
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#8
2006-12-27, 14:16 |
gadzooks
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Re: "Every Hole's a Goal!!"
quote:Originally posted by oc6:
That's funny,
Even though I have no idea who Pink is.
Are you Outcast/Jacketch's Muse/etc??? |
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#9
2006-12-27, 14:26 |
oc6
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Re: "Every Hole's a Goal!!"
etc, etc, etc....  |
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#10
2006-12-27, 14:29 |
gadzooks
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Re: "Every Hole's a Goal!!"
quote:Originally posted by oc6:
etc, etc, etc....
Wtf? Is that a yes?
You seem to have her personality, and plus I saw threads about you and jackketch, and not to mention the fact that oc stands for OutCast...
I want to know because I think I might have been rude to you in the past, thinking you were someone else... but I wouldn't have been had I known it was you... |
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#11
2006-12-27, 14:32 |
oc6
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Re: "Every Hole's a Goal!!"
I don't recall you ever being rude to me. Thanks for the apology though.
Oh...and yes.
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#12
2006-12-27, 14:33 |
gadzooks
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Re: "Every Hole's a Goal!!"
quote:Originally posted by oc6:
I don't recall you ever being rude to me. Thanks for the apology though.
Oh...and yes.
K awesome. I dunno, I just pictured you as being someone else... You gotta stop changing usernames!!
It appears I've been out of the loop for a while now...
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#13
2006-12-27, 14:37 |
oc6
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Re: "Every Hole's a Goal!!"
quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:
K awesome. I dunno, I just pictured you as being someone else... You gotta stop changing usernames!!
It appears I've been out of the loop for a while now...
Tightens noose...
Oh...wait a minute...wrong loop. |
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#14
2006-12-27, 14:39 |
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Re: "Every Hole's a Goal!!"
quote:Originally posted by oc6:
Tightens noose...
Oh...wait a minute...wrong loop.
OMG...
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#15
2006-12-27, 14:41 |
oc6
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Re: "Every Hole's a Goal!!"
quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:
OMG...
Just my sense of humour gadz...
Rarely good...
*chuckles* |
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#16
2006-12-27, 14:43 |
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Re: "Every Hole's a Goal!!"
quote:Originally posted by oc6:
Just my sense of humour gadz...
Rarely good...
*chuckles*
It was funny and all... I just wasn't sure of your intentions behind it..  |
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#17
2006-12-27, 14:45 |
oc6
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Re: "Every Hole's a Goal!!"
quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:
It was funny and all... I just wasn't sure of your intentions behind it..
My intentions were just that... |
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#18
2006-12-27, 14:48 |
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Re: "Every Hole's a Goal!!"
quote:Originally posted by oc6:
My intentions were just that...
Well I should probably go... meds are kicking in...
and they make me say/type things I may regret in the morning...
Plus they make it really hard to type properly... especially on a laptop keyboard... in the dark...
And I hate making typo's... so I'll have to talk to you later...
Hopefully some people can bring something to the table (thread) that's on topic while I'm sleeping, and I can wake up to a thread with replies in it... |
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#19
2006-12-27, 14:52 |
oc6
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Re: "Every Hole's a Goal!!"
If you like we can clear this stuff off. Just let me know and I'll delete mine.
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#20
2006-12-27, 15:06 |
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Re: "Every Hole's a Goal!!"
Yah! Let's turn to a discussion of spreading STDs purposefully, eg. "If you love this planet? Give someone a disease!"
As you may have noticed people are pretty well pavloved/roboticized to go: *Beep Beep Beep: HIV/AIDS* For them to even mention any other STD is a comparative rarity.
Eg Gaddy? When/what/where was the last time you spoke/posted any other disease than HIV?
Yet, the other life-shortening/sterility causing diseases are much more common. They don't have the excitement of H/A & are more likely so people go for the Big Shiny Unlikely instead.
Folks are so warped? So...let's give them diseases, the little bastids!
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#21
2006-12-27, 16:23 |
Enset
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Re: "Every Hole's a Goal!!"
I never realised every hole's a goal meant you shagged any girl who was offering.... I always thought it refered to difference orafices(sp?) as in mouth, vag, ass.... they're all good. You learn something new every day.
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#22
2006-12-27, 17:53 |
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Re: "Every Hole's a Goal!!"
Every holes a goal means... you'd shag someone just becasue its pussy, this refers to 'pussy is pussy' from American firlm, American Pie 3. It merely means that what ever hole it is, its still a hole..
I live via this principle.
Amen.
Yes, that pink song was rather annoying.. I think 'Confessions Part 2- Usher'
Is better example... he fucked a girl even though she wasnt his gf... Merely becasue of lust.
[This message has been edited by Jack_and_Jill (edited 12-27-2006).]
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#23
2006-12-27, 18:24 |
moonmeister
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Re: "Every Hole's a Goal!!"
Yes? It's pushed even further by aggressive Bi's...
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#24
2006-12-27, 20:08 |
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Re: "Every Hole's a Goal!!"
quote:Originally posted by oc6:
That's funny,
Even though I have no idea who Pink is.
A singer who was incredibly hot in this Moulon Rouge video, also with Christina Aguilera.
As to gadzooks, it is THEIR dick, not YOUR dick. If they want to fuck chicks that you deem "too ugly", then why the fuck do you care? |
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