Do you ever miss the sought after poophole & accidently get it in the 'Right Hole'? Thus getting the 'regular thexxth? Does it bother you putting it in the right hole?

[This message has been edited by moonmeister (edited 12-26-2006).]

i dont even get normal sex



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quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

Do you ever miss the sought after poophole & accidently get it in the 'Right Hole'? Thus getting the regular sex?

It has happened once or twice...

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

Does it bother you putting it in the right hole?

Not at all, why would it?

And besides, you can can always "take another stab at it..."

Yes. I remember once trying to have anal sex with a girl. It was extremely difficult. I was forcing away in there then *slip*

"Yes!" I said triumphantly.

"...that's my vagina" I was informed.

Did you^^^ take another 'stab' at it or did you stay where it were wet?

happened with me...the guy was trying to get it in, and i was an anal virgin (excluding masturbation), so the hole was not used to things. it took him a good 3 or 4 times and finger it for a few seconds to get it in. he would slip in the 'right hole' and thrust a few times to keep me excited then tried again. eventually got in there..all was fine.

moral of the story: just try and try again!

So? He finally got the girl in the end.

What a happy 'ending'!

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

Did you^^^ take another 'stab' at it or did you stay where it were wet?

I never did manage anal with her, despite her being willing. See the thing is, her ass was too small to just force my way in there. And if I tried fingering her ass to loosen her up...well I'd pull my fingers out and there'd be bits of shit on them...erection killer.

What was yer lube of choice?

I hope it was Astroglide. Choice of AF Men & Astronauts everywhere!

we used some spit plus whatever was left on him from the 'right hole'

suprisingly, not much pain.

quote:Originally posted by oral fixation:

we used some spit plus whatever was left on him from the 'right hole'

suprisingly, not much pain.

Luckily...I have the too much dignity to ask whether youse were the bird who were all complainin', like, that she weren't gettin' none over the holidays? Then to proceed to hit on you...

Dignity are good, 'eh?

i'm not too sure what you just said...might just be me...but it doesnt seem to make much sense....



and this was a guy i was with a few times before that and just decided to be with again, if you were asking it is was just some random guy who used me (which is the most i could get out of it...).

Wha'? You no-a spic-a da Anglish, like, love?