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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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Old 2006-12-25, 08:34
Stingray_Of_Death Stingray_Of_Death is offline
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Default I'm sorry

That i bought you roses

to tell you that i like you

I'm sorry

That I was raised with respect

not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry

That my body's not ripped enough

to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry

that I open your car door,

and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry

That I'm not cute enough

to be "your guy"

I'm sorry

That I am actually nice;

not an asshole<<<<<

I'm sorry

I don't have a huge bank account

to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry

I like to spend quality nights at home

cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry

I would rather make love to you then just f**k you

like some random guy.

I'm sorry

That I am always the one you need to talk to,

but never good enough to date

I'm sorry

That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,

but when we went out you went home with another guy



I'm sorry

That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,

but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry

If I start not being there, and being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new asshole comes around

I'm sorry

If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry

If you read this and know somebody like this

but don't care But most of all

I'm sorry

For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry

That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry

I can ever do anything right, and nothing that I do is good

enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry

I caught your bf with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry

That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry

That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your bf was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry

That i cared

I'm sorry

that I listen to you at night talk about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always bitch and bitch to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies next time you're bitching, maybe look up to see who you're bitching to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"

Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you
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Old 2006-12-25, 08:44
DenverMax v2.0 DenverMax v2.0 is offline
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Default Re: I'm sorry

You ruined Christmas for me.
 #3 
Old 2006-12-25, 08:47
Stingray_Of_Death Stingray_Of_Death is offline
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quote:Originally posted by DenverMax v2.0:

You ruined Christmas for me.



Thats what I was going for.
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Old 2006-12-25, 10:53
D Krunk D Krunk is offline
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quote:Originally posted by DenverMax v2.0:

You ruined Christmas for me.
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Old 2006-12-25, 11:04
QueenOfHearts QueenOfHearts is offline
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Delete this before you look like a pansy, Oh wait, you do. Grow up and die.
 
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