how the hell do you get rid of these incriminating motherfuckers?! pleeeeeeeeeease, someone help, im despererate!!!!

[This message has been edited by apsco_giant (edited 12-24-2006).]

Rip the skin off.

Makeup? I don't think there's really any other way, I mean a hickey is a bruise. Sounds like you're out of luck.

Cover it with another, larger bruise- its the only way.

Homeless men can be obtained in almost any city, to beat you senseless with a large bat-shaped object for a small fee.

Wear it proud. If anyone asks, tell them the truth about your hot night of loving, and don't be bashful.

Otherwise you're a doof. A doof we'll laugh at.

Wear a scarf.

makeup or a turtleneck.

Apparently toothpaste can help.

As in, probably leave it on over night.

And treat it as a bruise.



Google.

You can't get rid of them, you just have to wait for them to go away. Don't put make up on it, it'll make it more obvious than it already is.

If you're in the colder climates, wear a scarf or a turtle neck for a little while. If you're like me and happen to live somewhere where you're melting, just stick it out.

quote:Originally posted by bailoutaccount:

First you need to understand the anatomy of a hickey:

Hickeys are formed by blood vessels that have broken due to extreme suction force, and your blood pressure limits how fast they can heal. Where is this blood comming from you say? While the total answer is all over your body, I would say the 'problem blood' is comming from your head/face area.

So what do you do?

Materials

Chemical Lye

Water

Camera

Procedure

First, clear all of the hair away from your face, and then apply the lye liberally.

Second, apply the water.

Third, take a picture that I can add to my hall of successes.

You're welcome.

Sometimes the classics (from 9-11-2005) are best.



[This message has been edited by bailoutaccount (edited 12-25-2006).]

http://www.ehow.com/how_3556_rid-hickey.html

massage it with a finger

it should get the blood flowing

*kicks jackktehc in the ovaries*

I've found that it ussualy helps if you strech the skin out and rub rather roughly with the edge of a coin. It may hurt a little but it helps break up the blood clots. It will look more red at first, but it will get much better when the blood dissipates.

Gaaaa! Okey, so my girlfriend was over last night, and somewhere along the line I was kindof not-so-gently (but not what I thought to be hickey causing) working on her neck.

Fastforward to this morning, and yep. Sure enough, 2 on each side. So, her mum was like 'lol' and told her family plus the neighbors (she's a very neat lady). That really isnt what I'm worried about, but her mom always sees mine whilst doing something or another (groceries, running) and she is the type who would tell my mum who would burst many capillaries and attack me with a wooden spoon.

So, anyone know any good Buhddist monastaries over in Tibet that I can hide out in for oh... 12 years?

Okey, so its not that serious. Still, not cool!

step one: aquire spoon and put spoon in freezer

step two: stick spoon on hickey.

Alright, on the link. Why is there a 40 year old asian man with a hickey?

Does anyone wonder that?

Rub it madly. Its blood that has left the veins and is now trapped in skin...so I guess rubbing it breaks it up, and speeds up its leaving.

It wont make it go away immediately, but it'll fade them a little, and make the "healing" time much shorter.

By drawing attention away from it.

Which limb do you feel least attached to?