December 24th. Christmas eve.

Joe has been drinking leffe since 2pm, it's now gone 5pm. His friends are going out to the local metal/alternative type bar club thing. Wait, I'm talking in the third person... *Confused*

Basically I'm going to get smashed out of my tiny little mind, but the question is, there are going to be girls there. Being single now, and kinda wanting to, is it ok to try my luck with these girls, given that they are going to be up to 2 years younger than myself? Given I'm not ancient yet myself of course. Is this ok to do, or should I just avoid the idea?



[This message has been edited by Toothlessjoe (edited 12-24-2006).]

Go for it, what's 2 years? How old are you? I'd say as long as the girlies are 16+ you've got nothing to worry about.

Of course it's ok to do, Joe!

Just don't get THAT smashed, and don't masturbate at all until then.

You'll be fine, dude. I know you're cool like this.

Go for it.

I presume the girls are 15/16?

I'm 18. Shock horror for those of you who keep assuming I'm like 26 .

So yeah, about 16 they shall be at the youngest, I doubt I'll be trying it on with chicks older than me. I'm not THAT much of an idiot. And Gus, wghat does "Cool like this" mean? Very confusing when your face is dizzy.

quote:Originally posted by Toothlessjoe:

And Gus, wghat does "Cool like this" mean? Very confusing when your face is dizzy.

Don't think about, just be yourself, man. And don't drink too much, and you'll be rolling in a bed with some fine teenage pussy tonight, my friend.

I have faith in you buddy!!

I'll have to drink too much though , I find their apathetic attitude too repulsive to want to talk to them in the first place otherwise. If I get wasted I just see boobs.

^God you are a walking, talking, over the top, impulsive, lying, self-indulgent WEINER!!!!!

Shut the fuck up. Apathetic attitude? Who the fuck thought you were 26? Jesus Christ buddy, just shut the fuck up and try and put your dick, and that thing you call a fucking ponytail anywhere it fits.

I'm guessing that is a lot of places.

Then I hope you just got wasted and saw lots of boobies. Hell, even if I'm completely fucked up I still don't just see boobies.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

^God you are a walking, talking, over the top, impulsive, lying, self-indulgent WEINER!!!!!

Shut the fuck up. Apathetic attitude? Who the fuck thought you were 26? Jesus Christ buddy, just shut the fuck up and try and put your dick, and that thing you call a fucking ponytail anywhere it fits.

I'm guessing that is a lot of places.

Shut the fuck up. Some girls attitudes are so fucking stupid, you'd have to be wasted to want to hit that.

Not like you would know or anything.

[This message has been edited by albinoblacksheep (edited 12-24-2006).]